Chapter 75 (To Salta!)
Saitama followed Ryuko as he land on the boat where everyone was spectating their fight with God. Everyone had shocked expressions except Genos, who immediately run towards Ryuko with a sharp look on his face.
Only to be stopped by Hanje and Connie, they hold him back, but that didn't stopped him from cursing Ryuko for what she did to Akame.
"YOU MONSTER! Master! Let me kill this heartless hag!" Saitama sweat a bit and gazed at Ryuko with a pokerface. "Oh no, what di-" "SHE KILLED AKAME AND BROUGHT ME TO THIS CONDITION! MASTER ALLOW ME!" Genos was missing both of his hands but the determination he had was beyond of anyone else.
Ryuko showed a slutty smile and spoke back to the enraged cyborg. "Calling me a hag? I should have cut your eyes not your hands because you are blind, you wouldn't need them anyways! I mean..." She shift her head behind and take a pic on her rear. Mostly on her ass.
"Yeah... Definitely not a hag! I would allow being called thick but not the insult you said earlier you douchbag!" Ryuko was fully blushed and a bit agitated.
"EVERYONE!" Hanje grabbed everyone's attention. "We got more important things to think about, we need to stop Eren! The rumbling! All the help we can get, I say to forget the past and just claim it! Eren is a threat for the whole globe, we need to stop this and save humanity!" Genos looked down and remembered Akame's death.
"Section Commander Hanje... I understand what you saying but this woman killed Akame, she was my rival and we were both trying to impress Saitama Sensei by training and prove who is stronger of the two of us, but she was also my friend!" Genos declared tremendously angry for Ryuko who was blushing and covering her rear with her arms.
"Oh? You killed Akame? So that's why you was saying you was sorry before?" Saitama turned his blank expression to Ryuko while Sasha hugged him and kissed his cheek. '"No matter what happens, I don't want YOU to die, Beefcake!" Sasha then hugged him tighter and burst to tears.
Saitama was caressing his girlfriend's head whilst he was waiting an answer from Ryuko. "FORGIVE ME OK?! I'M WAS ON THE WRONG SIDE! Genos! Let me be your allie in the final battle!" Genos didn't said a word, he only calmed down and walk further away.
"OH COME ON! DON'T BE A JERK! I SAID I'M SORRY ALRIGHT?!" Ryuko shouted mad and kept moving her arms up and down. Hanje walk close to Ryuko and whispered to her. "He will forget about it... It's not the time for civil war.." Ryuko nodded serious to her.
Hanje took everyone's eyes again, even Genos looked at her from the distance and listened. "We must defeat Eren! We will fight him with everything we got! Our biggest weapons are Armin's colossal explosion, Ryuko with her blades and speed, and of course Saitama. You three are our only guarantee hopes of stopping the rumbling!" Armin sweat anxiously and cleared his throat.
"I don't know about my situation, Hanje-San... Don't rely on me but to a true hero.." Armin pointed at Saitama who was picking his nose bored. "Eh?"
"That's kinda true." Hanje walk closer to Saitama, facing him with her one eye. Levi was listening next of Reiner, Annie, and Jean. His expression sharp and sternly as always.
"We first going to use the flying boat and get to Eren, then we will try however we can to assist you on taking him do-" Saitama then replied with his naive voice.
"All I gotta do is to climb up his titan body and take him out of his nape, right?" Hanje was left surprised. His confidence made her kinda worried.
"This isn't something easy to go up against Saitama, you need our help! We will help you!" Saitama then scratched his armpit and spoke back.
"Nah, it will be fine. I want a challenge after all, all of you can watch from a safe spot if you want while I take Eren out of his monster body."
"It's like a gigantic bonebug!" Ryuko said out loud to him. "Yeah, what the half naked girl said." "H-Hey!" Ryuko blushed angry.
"You crazy?! We won't just sit and watch!" Jean entered the conversation. "I have no problem to stay behind, besides the one I want to deal with isn't Eren. It's someone from this boat..." Levi glanced with killing intent Gabi who she hid behind Pieck.
"You won't hurt her, Levi!" Pieck uttered and faced Levi back with the same serious expression. "...Stupid brat..." He back off and walk away like Genos did.
"Come on guys, it will be very easy to be honest." Saitama was only being honest, he was going to fight Eren's titan alone.
"NO! I deny it! We will help!" Mikasa answered too just like Jean. "Yeah! We are comrades after all aren't we Saitama?" The invincible hero exhaled and shrugged. "If I need help I'll let you guys know, promise." "NO BEEFCAKE! I WON'T LET YOU ALONE! NEVER EVER!" Sasha buffed Saitama's cheek and gave him a kiss.
"Sasha's right! We are all coming to help!" "ENOUGH!" Genos shouted from the background and walk back to them again. "That is Saitama Sensei's decision, you will all see his true strength, you all have no idea what he have fought back in our own world. Way bigger and stronger monsters that this form Eren took."
Everyone were now hearing Demon Cyborg closely. "If you participate in this battle, someone of you might die, we heroes cannot allow any of you to die. It's our purpose to face the monsters alone, without having anyone innocent killed."
Hanje took off her glasses and reply back to Genos. "Are you so sure about what you saying? Saitama is crazy strong, but he is THAT strong to defeat the whole rumbling by himself?" She asked nervous with sweat falling from her head.
"He could defeat dozens of rumblings without a scratch, I am sure of my Master." Genos shifted his gaze at his Sensei. "Oh, thanks Genos. Yeah I will just take out Eren. Not gonna kill him. So nobody of you will get killed."
"When you say Saitama fought strongest monsters than Eren, what you mean Genos?" Hanje made a question again.
"He have fought a threat that was also global, an alien invasion that if Saitama Sensei wasn't going to fight, the earth could be destroyed." Everyone were left shocked and awed once more by hearing Saitama's feat defeating the one and only Boros.
"Fine... We will be in a safe spot." Hanje decided for everyone. "But Han-" Armin was about to say but Hanje shut his mouth with her hand. "No Armin, he is right. We have all seen Saitama's strength and many feats. He is immune to everything! Including the Colossal titan's hot steam! bullets! being stomped and punched by a titan! Being buried alive! He is just INVULNERABLE! LITERALLY!" Hanje shout with a crazy smirk on her face while she had her glasses off.
"What if Saitama was brought here for this reason then? To face of Eren on a one versus one battle." Annie asked and Hanje answered. "I agree with that, miss Female titan! Hehe!" "Don't call me that.* Annie mumbled to Hanje with her serious tone.
"Now, we need to find where Eren will go next!" Suddenly a portal opened front of everyone. Tohru and Black*Rock Shooter came from inside of it. "Kukuku! Here we aaaaaare!" Tohru shocked everyone, excluding Saitama, Levi, and Genos.
"Kuroi! You are alive?! We saw this giant freak throwing you into that portal on his chest!" Jean gritted his teeth significantly surprised. "I didn't died, I'm was returned to where I came from, but s-"
The dragon maid cut off Mato's sentence. "BUT I THANKS TO THOSE BABIES FOUND HER AND BROUGHT HER BACK HERE! NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE GIANT ARMY AND THE SKELETON TITAN ARE HEADING TO A SOMEKIND OF FORT! I don't know what it was the name of it but nevermind!" Tohru was cocking the space stone fragments that were circulating around her wrists.
"Truly, before she teleport us here, we went through the portal into a fort where countless crowds of unarmed people have been gathered, we need to stop the army of titans before it's too late..." Matoi said with a low tone.
"A fort?" Hanje thought and continued. "If I'm not mistaking, and calculate the directions Eren took with his army of Colossals then that port must be..." "Fort Salta..." Yelena spoke and gave the answer.
"Exactly! Wait... You can take us there just like that if we follow you into the portal?!" Tohru nodded and winked with a smile.
"We don't need to waste time anymore! Let's go everyone!" "Huh? Where the hell we going now?" Onyankopon looked at the green portal and had doubts. "TO SALTA!" Hanje shouted determined and run inside the portal.
"Come on everyone! We will be teleported to a safe spot from the giant army, Kukuku!" Tohru kept the portal open for everyone else.
"Tch..." Levi entered and Pieck, Gabi, Falco, Annie, Kiyomi, Onyankopon, Black*Rock Shooter, Reiner, Yelena, Mikasa, Armin, and Jean followed after the short captain. Only Saitama, Ryuko, Genos, and Sasha were left.
"It's about time to finish this!" Ryuko jump inside determined and furious. Sasha walk with Saitama in her hug and Genos from behind them. "I believe in you... My Beefcake... I love you!" "I love you too, my... Potato girl?" Saitama questioned himself and look up.
"If that's how you want to calling me, I accept it! You are allowed to call me YOUR potato girl Beefcake!" Sasha smiled broadly and kissed Saitama again.
"Let's put an end to this titan war, once and for all. Master! We all believe you can defeat Eren and I have zero doubts about your failure, you are the strongest in the entire Multiverse, Sensei!"
"Ok..." That's what Saitama said, then all three of them entered inside of the portal and Tohru went inside last, the portal closed and the ship was left with no use anymore. So did the airplane.
Fort Salta
A green portal opened and all our heroes walk out of it, they were atop of the hill of Fort Salta, they grabbed everyone's gazes. "REINER!" His mother shouted and hugged him tight.
Annie's father did the same by seeing his daughter after so many years ago, everyone felt hope, even the Marleyans for seeing Saitama there.
A poor Eldian citizen yelled afraid whilst the rumbling and Eren titan were moving straight forward to flatten them all. "SAITAMA! PLEASE SAVE US! DON'T LET ALL OF THOSE INNOCENT CHILDREN TO DIE!"
Saitama simply nodded with his blank expression. Armin put his hand on Saitama's shoulder. "All of these countless crowds of people are relying on YOU! SAITAMA!"
It was then the moment Saitama jumped down from the fort and begun running right against Eren's bug titan. A puppet without a titan shifter inside of it got created by Eren's Founding Titan power, it was Zeke's Beast titan. Although the nape had a big string attached to it and it was keeping the puppet flying in midair.
"Oh?" The Hero looked at the fake Beast Titan who was now firing against him waves of massive chunks of rocks. Saitama was dodging or punching the rocks out of his way with ease. Saitama raised his own fists, narrowing his brow.
He jumped just in time and dodging the incoming boulders whilst they were colliding with the ground and shattering it. His jump velocity was so high he landed atop of Eren's spine.
"Alright, first I'll put this monkey to sleep. Then go put some sense to Eren."
In the Forest of giant trees
God was heavily injured by Saitama's serious punches and another mistake was to revive Akame. He boomed angrily at her. "DIE YOU PEST!" With the few energy he had remained he was throwing energy blasts from his hands.
Akame was in perfect shape thanks to him because he revived her, she was leaping out of the way in a tremendously high speed, she appeared front of God's head and slice his whole null face. He tried to blast her but ended up basting his own face.
Akame was fast enough to jump down before he throw the blast. God fell on the ground with white stardust leaking from his body cracks. "DAMN YOU HUMAN! I CREATED YOU! YOU SHOULD OBEY ME!"
The Assassin stand tall and determined towards God. "I obey only my Sensei!" God got angry and attacked. He slapped his hands a bright flash of light obscured Akame's vision. Then god with a clenched fist attacked Akame from a blind spot.
Although her reflexes were fast enough to dodge it and slice God's arm in the process. God's fist collided to the ground and shatter it in half. The entire planet felt the impact from the hit. Buildings from the cities of Maria, Rose, and Sina were knocked over.
Even at the farmhouse where Kurome and Garou were guarding Historia. The blonde queen was giving birth to a child inside of the house. Her time had come to bring a new life to the world.
"GHAAAAHH!* God yelled from pain, Murasame's curse couldn't work on God but with every hit of Akame he was getting even more injured and by that he was reaching the inevitable, his death.
"YOU SHOULD HAVE AIM FOR THE HEAD!" God opened a portal and fleed inside, closing it fast behind him before Akame could chase after him.
Akame looked at the horizon and her thoughts were only on one person. "Sensei..."
Fort Salta
Everyone eyes were on Eren's giant skeleton back, they could see a tiny small figure in a yellow suit ready to face the imposter of the Beast titan.
"Uh? Dude with glasses come out of there so we can talk properly." Saitama said with his blank face, the titan didn't listened and punched the ground. Saitama dodged easily and after a few seconds he leaped behind the Beast's nape effortlessly.
"I said come out and what is that sticky string goo attached to your nape?" He mumbled with a bored tone on his voice, when Saitama cut off the string and opened the nape, Zeke wasn't there.
"Oh? An empty shell?" Then Saitama turned around and saw from every giant bone Eren was creating countless of Titan Shifter puppets. They were all the previous Shifters from the past two thousand years.
Every Titan form the previous Shifter had, and they were all facing one Hero. Saitama. "Whoa, you look like a crocodile." Saitama pointed at one of the dozen versions of the Jaws titan. He leaped first to devour Saitama.
A punch on his Jaw was enough to make his whole head explode on the impact. Then all the others attacked Saitama at once. "What a party we got up here all of a sudden, eh?" Saitama uttered while he was dodging every hit the puppet titans were trying to land on him.
Eren who was sending the Titan Shifters against Saitama from the skeleton nape uttered in his mind furiously towards Saitama. 'NOBODY WILL STEAL AWAY MY FREEDOM! THE RUMBLING IS ABSOLUTE AND UNSTOPPABLE! GIVE IT UP SAITAMA! YOU WILL DIE ON A PATHETIC ATTEMPT OF STOPPING MY PLAN!'
Saitama punched a rock covered Titan Shifter and looked at the nape of the giant skeleton bug. "Hey Eren, I'll come to take you out of there now ok? You caused enough slaughter and massacre already with your being a bad monster thing." One Punch Man mumbled with his neutral expression as three Titan jump on him.
It was a Female, an Armored, and a whale looking titan. "Consecutive Normal Punches." Saitama send a barrage of red-gloved punches on their chests and they exploded, the titans fell down as their empty bodies were vaporizing.
'FOR EACH 1 YOU KILL I SEND 10 MORE BALD BASTARD!' Eren screamed from inside the nape for Saitama. "Eren, your puppet army ain't no fun to fight with, I'll come to take you out now and have a nice chit-chat I guess."
'FUCK OFF! DIE!' Two alternative versions of the WarHammer Titan blocked Saitama's way and attacked him with their hardened weapons, one had the hammer and the other a crystal spear. Both slammed their weapons on Saitama and it was direct hits on him.
"Oh crap, my suit! You torn it apart, prepare for a normal beating..." Eren couldn't believe how Saitama survived such hit and he was mostly concerned about his jumpsuit than his life. 'HOOOOOOOWWWWW!?' Eren screamed inside his mind.