I own nothin cept what i make up the crazy land so that'd be Tiegan, Rachel and Rachel's friend Kim, thanks for reviewin oh yeah and Sky if you read this is EE gone or is it just my thing bein a nerk?

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It was dinnertime at the mansion; Tiegan and Rachel were the only ones in the kitchen. Tiegan had already sat down and was waiting for the others. Rachel took a bottle filled with some kind of red liquid out of her pocket then she walked up to the place next to Tiegan and started pouring it onto the food. "Rach, what are you doing?" Tiegan said. Rachel moved to the other side of Tiegan and poured it onto the food there. She looked at Tiegan and said "Make sure Bobby and Ray sit next to you" she went to put the bottle back in her pocket but smirked and poured the liquid into the drinks on either side of Tiegan as well.

Rachel heard Bobby and Ray talking as they came towards the kitchen. She put the bottle in a cupboard and ran and sat opposite Tiegan. Who looked at her "Rach-" Rachel put her finger to her lip and went "Shh". Bobby and Ray walked in followed by the others including the prof, Logan and Ororo. Tiegan looked at Rachel who nodded and mouthed 'Go on' Tiegan looked at the boys. "Ray Bobby come sit next to me" she said. The boys smiled and sat next to her. Rachel started eating but her eyes never left the boys.

Ray and Bobby started to eat their food; they both stopped and screamed then started drinking their drinks very fast and screamed again. They both ran to the sink and turned the tap on Bobby stuck his head under the tap and drank the water until Ray pushed him out of the way and did they same. All the time everyone except Rachel was looking at them like they were insane. Rachel was crying with laughter. Tiegan looked at her then got up and walked to the cupboard Rachel had put the bottle in she got it out and read the label. "Oh my god, Rachel!" she said. Rachel stopped laughing and wiped her eyes "What?"

"Why did you put this on the boys food?" Ororo asked after looking at the bottle. Rachel wasn't listening she was pointing at the boys who were sat on the floor leaning against the cupboards their clothes were soaked. "Oh my god you guys are so funny! I love you!" then started laughing again.

Later that same day…

Rachel walked into Ray and Bobby's room, Tiegan was behind her. Rachel looked round the room and whispered "If I were Ray where would I hide my expensive shoes? It'd be somewhere he'd think I'd never look" she snapped her fingers "Of course!" she said.

"Rach what are we doing in here? Don't you think you've picked on the boys enough for one day?"

"Girl you can never pick on those two enough. Besides its them or Jean and she's…out…with…Scott" Rachel replied, she was obivously angery that he had gone out, then she walked over to Bobby's wardrobe. Tiegan sighed, "What are you going to do this time?"

"Nothin I'm just gonna…borrow summert…just as soon as I find…aaaagh!" Rachel screamed as the box she was stood on collapsed on itself and she fell.

"Rachel, are you alright?" Tiegan asked helping her friend up.

"Totally. Ah ha! Found em!" Rachel said and reached up to grab the shoelace that was now dangling down from the top shelf of Bobby's wardrobe. She couldn't quite reach it "God dammit I hate being short" she said and got the chair from the computer desk and stood on it. She grabbed the pair of trainers that were on the self and said "whatcha head Teeg" and dropped them.

"Rach, should you be taking those? They belong to Bobby"

"Actually their Ray's he just put them there because he thought I wouldn't think of that." Rachel said putting the chair back and picking the shoes up. "Oh, well what are you taking them for?"

"I just wanna borrow em for a while. I'm gonna give em back" Rachel said as she began walking down the corridor. Tiegan did a very good impression of Marge Simpson, y'know that thing she does when she knows their doin somethin wrong? She grabbed Rachel arm "Promise me Rach"

"Promise you what?"

"Promise you'll give them back"

"Sure I promise" Rachel said and walked into her room, locking the door after her. She picked up the cell phone the professor gave her for 'emergencies' and dialled her friend Kim's number.

Kim's mum answered "Oh hello Mrs. Ross is Kim there please? It's Rachel" Rachel said in a really innocent and sweet voice, the voice she always used when talking to her friends parents.

"Hey Rach I been tryin to call you the lines bin busy"

"Yea that'll be Kitty, I'm on my cell"

"The one they gave you for emergencies?"

"Yea, girl if this isn't an emergency nothin is, I got Ray's shoes"

"Dude no way the really nice red ones? The like really expensive ones?"

"Yup, wanna come over and destroy em?"

"You know it"

"In a bit chick" Rachel said and hung up the phone.

About half an hour later Kim turned up. Logan opened the door. "Hi Mr. Logan is Rachel here?" she said the very same sweet innocent voice Rachel used for her mother. "Yea, Upstairs" Logan said thumbing over his shoulder. "Thanks" she said smiled and ran up the stairs to Rachel's room.

Rachel opened the door and walked out. She had a back pack over her shoulder. "C'mon we can't do it here lets go out in the woods" Rachel whispered, Kin nodded and the girls ran down the stairs, past Scott who was just coming in and out the door. As she passed Rachel shouted to Scott "Goin out back before dark!"

The two friends found a quiet part of the forest. Rachel put the bag on the floor and took Ray's shoes and 2 (one for each shoe) very small explosive type thing she'd made. She put the shoes on the floor and put one of the device type things in each shoe. Connected to the devices was a wire. Rachel held the wire and she and Kim ran and hid behind a tree. The wires where connected to two small plunger type things. She gave one to Kim and she kept the other. "Right on three blow up the shoes" Rachel said. Kim smiled and nodded.

"One" the girls held up the plungers

"Two" the girls placed their hands on the handles

"THREE" Rachel shouted and they pressed the handles down. There were two semi-small explosions and bits of trainer floated down from the sky.

"COOL!" she girls said in unison. They heard running and grabbed as many pieces of trainer as they could, after all Rachel did promise to return them. And ran the opposite way.

Rachel walked out of her room and headed for Ray and Bobby's they were downstairs looking for the trainers, which Rachel was holding in her hand.

"Rachel! What have you done to Ray's shoes!" Tiegan said when she saw Rachel.

"I said I was gonna give em back and I am. In one piece was never part of the deal"

"Rachel! When you borrow someone's things you do not destroy them! When you borrow something you return it in the same condition it was when you borrowed it. Not in fifteen pieces!"

"Really? Wow see you really shoulda told me that Before me and my friend blew them up"

"Rachel! Do you have any idea how much they cost? I saw Ray he is going to be so mad when he finds out what you have done. They cost him a hundred and twenty dollars"

"See this is why nobody can have anything nice around here" Jean said walking past the girls and standing at the top of the stairs "RAY I FOUND YOUR SHOES!" she shouted. Then turned and smirked at Rachel. "You may be able to turn Scott against me with those eyes of yours but not Ray. Your goin to get thrown out because of all this shit you keep doin" Jean said and leaned on the stair rail.

"The professor won't kick me out, I have nowhere else to go so nyah nyah" Rachel said and blew a raspberry. "We'll see about that you little brat" Jean said and started to walk down the stairs. "Mind your step Jeanie the stairs can be slippy" Rachel said and pushed Jean's back, Jean screamed and fell down the stairs. "Rachel!" Tiegan said.

"What? She asked for it stuck up cow" Rachel said and ran to put the trainers back while Ray and everyone else was busy with Jean.