A/N: I explained fighting to a friend using two of my favorite things. If you know me personally, too bad.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, blah blah blah, fuck off.
Love and Hate:
Fighting and Fucking
Fighting is like sex; there are several types, and they all have their own properties. There's safe sex- still fun, but
there's no chance of harm. There's safe fighting- using pads and rules and points to ensure that everyone is safe.
There's the real, non-procreative sex- better than safe sex, but there's no chance of anything coming out of it.
That's like the pushing you see in high school- two guys pushing each other back and forth. It's hostile, and
sometimes people die because they made the mistake of attacking a trained fighter (cops, soldiers, martial
artists, etc) Then there's real, dick-and-pussy, procreative sex- the full feeling, with every intention of making
something. That is like true fighting- fighting for the pleasure of it. Beating the shit out of the other guy just
because you can.
Most people do the second type of fighting, because they're either mugging, raping, or fighting through
necessity. These fights are normally short, like a blow job. These fights are reserved for civilians, thieves, and
people who don't want to fight, but need to anyways. The safe fighting is for yellow-bellies and pansies. But the
real fighting- oh man, I get an orgasm thinking about it.
It's not about winning or losing. It's about helping yourself, helping the other guy. It's about getting over those
rough days of the week, getting rid of your stress, and becoming the center of the universe, if only for a few
minutes. Five minutes is a long fight, but the people in that fight are gods.
A real fight is not putting your dukes up and boxing the ears off another guy. That's like the foreplay. It's fun,
gets your blood up, puts fire in your eyes. But it's not real- it's talking about being real. A real fight means
putting the other guy into a position they can't get out of, then beating them until they say stop, or go limp. Even
if they're just faking. Choke holds, pins, and full-body holds are best- they incapacitate your opponent, and then
you're free to do what ever.
Remember, stuffing feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. So go on- Iwant you to hit me as hard
as you can.