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Rachel opened the door to the professor's study. She stood at the door for a moment looking at Professor Charles Xavier. Professor X looked at Rachel and motioned for her to sit down in the chair opposite his desk. Prof X sighed and Rachel looked at the floor. "Rachel, I have been tolerant of all these pranks you have been doing because you are the youngest. But what you did to Ray's shoes and Jean is going to far. You know very well that you do not destroy other peoples property and you most certainly do not push a person down the stairs that was very dangerous." the Prof began the almighty lecture. Rachel tentatively raised her hand "Uhm in my defense oops" she said.

The prof sighed again, "Rachel I am sorry but I will have to punish you, you need to start taking responsibility for you actions. So you are grounded for three weeks, your will have extra training with Logan, clean the entire mansion, inside and out as well as the x-jet and the x-van, but you will not miss any school or soccer practice"

"What? No way dude I can't even reach half the places you want me to clean"

"That is why we will give you ladders, but be careful I don't want any accidents"

"Accidents, I'll give you accidents, you wait my dad'll come down here and zammy a world a hurt all up ya backside then I'll be laughin Imma be giggling to myself. You'll be in a lot of trouble when I kick the bucket and there's a murder inquiry" Rachel mumbled to herself walking down the corridor. "Nobody will care if you were murdered or not" Came Jean's voice behind her

"We'll see I'll be sure to write 'Jean Grey killed me' in my last moments of life"

"You can't even spell that"

"Oh sorry Hun you're confusing me with you, don't worry I'll tell everyone you can't spell" Rachel said stuck her tongue and went into her room.

"Oh my god can you believe what he's making me do? Girl it is like child abuse or summert right?" Rachel said down the phone to her friend Kim

"Total abuse of guardian powers"

"Girl you don't even know what you just said do you?"

"No why I sound like I did?"

"Ah yes to the untrained ear you sounded like you knew what in the hell you were on about but to me your loyal and bestest bud I know you don't got a clue"

"Cool wait what's with the bestest bud bit?? What you want?"

"Wah why I gotta want summert bestest bud"

"Ah to the untrained ear you may sound sincere but to me the girl you sit next to in every class I know you want something"

"Girl you just totally ripped off my line"

"Yeah I know I can't think fast like you"

"You should try it, I think they have night school for that kinda thing"

"No pigeon your thinkin bout that crappy 1970's play that they made us watch in English"

"Oh right yeah, wait did you just call me a pigeon?"

"No not a pigeon just pigeon"

"Why the hell you callin me a pigeon?"

"I just watched Shrek 2"

"Ooh girl I seen that its soo cool! I love the mission impossible bit"

"Oh my god! Me too! Say somethin crazy like I'm wearing ladies underwear"

"I'm uh I am wearing ladies underwear"

"Are you?"

"I most certainly am not!"

"Well it look like you most certainly am are"

"Am not!"

"What kind?"

"IT'S A THONG!" Rachel said in her best Gingy from Shrek impression, "Oh crap girl gotta go someone's comin in a bit chick" she said and hung up the phone then dived in bed and pretended to be asleep.

The next day Rachel ran into the Rec room "Teeg Teeg listen to my Puss in boots impression from Shrek 2" she shouted. Tiegan shrugged

"Ok go on then"

"Oh no! Por favour! Please. I implore you! It was nothing personal senor I was doing it only for my family, my mother, she is sick and my father lives off the garbage! The king offered me much in gold and I have a litter of brothers" Rachel said in her best Antonio Banderas puss in boots voice.

"Yeah not bad Rach, nice accent"

"Thanks"

"RACHEL!" came Logan's voice, Rachel and Tiegan looked at the door

"Uh gotta go chick, in a bit" Rachel said and made a run for the front door. Tiegan followed her to the door. As soon as Rachel was out the door she turned round to see Logan coming down the stairs she put her hands over her mouth and tried not to laugh at him. Logan was stood on the stairs glairing at Tiegan his hair was bright yellow and his t-shirt was neon pink.

"Logan…what…happened…to…you!" Tiegan said then burst out laughing.

"Who do you think?" Logan growled and pushed Tiegan out of the way and was about to go out the door when she said "Your going to go out like that?" Logan growled and went back upstairs.