Disclaimer: The author (me) has no rights to the characters used in this fanfic, ditto with the places, or the screenshot that gave me the idea for this story...
The Sky's in a Dress now: Prologue
I feel so average... Cid Highwind rose up off the chair, his trademark tobacco in his mouth, "Aww shit, my head..." He had been out drinking with his boozing buddy, Cloud Strife, "Damnit... Sheeraaa... I need greasy food!" His call was rewarded with a huge tray full of a trucker's breakfast, "Now that's service!" Grabbing the fork, the pilot started eating away...
Cloud wasn't so lucky however, banging his head as soon as he woke up, "AWW SHIT ON A CRAPSTICK OF TURD!" His shout woke Aeris up, who comforted him with a bowl of cereal, "Eat up!" Cloud would've normally let Aeris have it, but his head was hurting and he needed something to take his mind off it... "Okay..." As he ate, Aeris went outside to get the shopping, but when she came back, Cloud wouldn't be there due to a certain pilot dragging the Spike-haired person from A to B within 2 seconds after passing out from a blow to the back of his head...
"How's your balls?" Cloud woke to a familiar voice... "C...C...Cid... Bas...tard..." Of course, Cloud was blindfolded, and felt a surging pain in his lower area... What did the bastard do to me..."Relax spikehead, your manhood's intact.. just bruised!" Cloud almost passed out as Cid delivered a blow to the 'manhood' again, "SHIT CID, CUT THAT OUT!" "What's the matter prettyboy, pain too much for your crapass balls?" Cid was enjoying this, especially since he had Cloud tied up to a torture rack on the wall... "Any last words before I remove the blindfold and do something worse?" Cloud faced Cid, "Bite...Me..."
Upon her return to the house, Aeris noticed that Cloud was missing, "Cloud...? Cloooooouuud?" She looked around a bit more, "Where'd you go Cloud?" She noticed a note on the table in Cid's handwriting,
Dear Aeris,
If you want to see your prettyboy sweetheart again, deliver all your gil and materia to me!
Cid Highwind
"Oh dear..." Bursting out the front door, Aeris was running for the airship base near Junon, I hope he's okay...
Author Note: If you think this is too tame for M-rating, be warned, later chapters WILL be worse...