Author Note: I warned you people, things will get rather hardcore (and M-rating worthy) from here...
Disclaimer: Cloud Leonheart doesn't have anything to do with FF7, only his sick and twisted mind made this c-- stuff
Chapter 1: Discovery
"What really grinds your gears, Strife?" Cid Highwind was torturing his new 'toy', an old friend of his, Cloud Strife, "Fuck off Cid... Leave me to do my shit with my girl by my fucking self!" Cid's eyes widened a little, "You know... I have always loved the way you swear... shame you're a dude though..." Cloud spat at the engineer, "Fuck off... I don't want some crappy middle-aged fanboy masturbating over me because he can't do shit else..." Cid looked offended, "Ouch man, that really fucking hurt..."
Back in Costa Del Sol, Aeris was searching for Yuffie frantically, "Yuffieeee? Yuffieeee...?" She was rewarded by being jumped on by a certain hyperactive ninja, "You called?" Aeris staggered up to her feet, dusted herself off and opened a bag of materia, causing Yuffie's eyes to widen to the point where they looked like they would burst... "Care to show me where Cloud or Cid are?" Yuffie sighed, "I dunno where the spiky-haired idiot is, but I sure as hell know where a certain idiotic engineer is!"
Cid had finally removed Cloud's blindfold, "About time, bastard!" But something else was on Cid's mind... "Something else than me just having a good old masturbation over you... hehehe..." Cloud raised an eyebrow, "You're madder than Sephiroth was..." Cid grinned, "Thanks for the compliment, spiky!" Cloud spat in Cid's eye, "Oww, spiky-haired bastard!" The 'prisoner' laughed evilly, "Serves you right, Mad Mechanic!"
Meanwhile, a young woman walked into the torture chamber, her cold, pale face complete with a warm-looking expression, "Ah... how nice to see you're still alive..." The woman just looked at Cid oddly, "What's the matter, wish you were dead?" Cid then got up and left the room, Cloud still giving her a 'bite me' look, "Learn to lighten up... You sound as heavy as a steel bar, not light as a cloud!" Cloud squirmed a little, "You try being tied up to this thing... Besides, what's your name?" The woman looked away, "I... was called... Minak, before I got into the mess involving him..." Cloud raised an eyebrow, "Minak...?" The woman nodded, "But now I'd rather everyone called me VII..." Cloud looked 'VII' up and down, Black hair, black trenchcoat, black jeans... black gloves... But those eyes... Mako Blue? "Tell me..." VII looked at Cloud, "Hmm?" Cloud tried to free himself, "Can you get me out of this? My back is hurting like fuck!"
Yuffie had kept to her word and took Aeris over to Junon, where Cid was living, "He was near his beloved Highwind, I know that, I KNOW THAT!" During the boat ride, Yuffie went from bouncy to queasy... "I feel ill..." Aeris sighed and gave Yuffie some travel sickness medicine to help ease the young ninja's stomach issue. "So near the aircraft hangar?" Yuffie nodded, "He also has a henchwoman! Called... VII I think she was called!" Aeris was getting annoyed now, "So he has a henchwoman called VII..." Yuffie nodded, "Her real name is Minak Sudanski, former SOLDIER 3rd Class, dismissed for unruly conduct towards superiors... funky thing is, her gender was down as male on that sheet..." Aeris raised an eyebrow, "What kind of disturbed person puts the wrong gender down on the sheet?"
VII had left Cloud alone with Cid, who had returned after having a meal and decided to do what he had promised to Cloud... VII was wondering if she had made the right decision by staying with Cid instead of going over to Rocket Town with Shera... Shera would've left me as I was... "I dunno what made me choose Cid though..."
It was nearly sunset when Aeris and Yuffie made it to Junon, "Are you sure this is the place Yuffie?" Yuffie was kicking a door, "This is it, this is it, this is iiiiit!" Aeris used Fire2 on the door to blow it down, "Cloouuuud...?" She walked in, leaving Yuffie with the fake materia in the bag she had taken... She saw a young woman, dressed in black, her black hair looking like a thatched hood for the jacket... "Excuse me...?" The other woman turned around, her mako blue eyes gleaming, "Can I help you?" Aeris nodded, "I'm looking for someone that Cid took... Cloud Strife is his name." The woman paused for a second, "Torture chamber 3, and my name's VII..." Aeris raised an eyebrow, "As in, one of Hojo's guinea pigs?" VII shrugged, "I dunno..."
Aeris went into chamber 3 as directed, and saw a woman in her early twenties wearing a purple silk dress... "Excuse me...?" The woman looked up, but was still facing the other way from Aeris, "Yes?"Aeris' mind went somewhat haywire... That voice... It sounds so familiar... Could it be...? "Have you seen Cloud Strife?" The woman looked back on the floor, "Yeah... I have..." Aeris smiled, "Really? Where?" The woman turned around, and then Aeris' smile went to a worried look, "Right here, in front of you..." Aeris gulped a LOT of shock down, "Oh dear..." Then she fainted...