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-Rachel's POV-

Rachel's log star date 65498576. It 's really really really late ok maybe not THAT late, it's like one in the mornin so technically if you wanna get technical which some of you might it's more really really really early than really really really late. It's also, as well as star date 65498576; it's the morning after Jean's birthday. I talked to Dorian and I told him what I did with Jean's cake and we both decided that wasn't enough to avenge his almighty cuddliness. So right now I'm going to sneak into Jean's room and do the agreed suitable punishment for her killing Dorian. So you have to be vewy, vewy quiet. Shh.

-Narrator POV-

Rachel slowly opened the door to Jean's room. She went and stood next the Jean who was sleeping. Rachel had her book bag with her; she placed it on the floor then pulled out a pair of rubber gloves. She slowly put the gloves on then went back into her bag and pulled out three bottles of hair dye and some tin foil.

When she was done she put everything back in her bag and went out of the room quietly closing the door behind her.

The next morning everyone except Jean was up and in the kitchen having breakfast. Rachel was reading the back of her cereal packet to Scott who was pretending he actually wanted to know there may have been a cheapo piece of plastic that goes on top of your pencil in that very packet of lucky charms.

Then everyone heard a scream. "Jean's up" Rachel said without looking up from her cereal packet. Everyone looked at her "What did you do this time Rach?" Scott asked. Then Rachel looked up

"What? Why is it every time Jean screams you all immediately assume I have done something?" she said defensively.

"Because you usually have," Bobby stated

"Well yeah but still can't you blame someone else for a change?"

"Nope, what'd ya do?"

"I didn't do anything!" Rachel protested.

Then Jean walked in and everyone looked at her. Kitty walked over to Jean who was glaring at Rachel. Kitty looked at Jean's hair "Wow Jean your hair looks like cool, when'd you do that?" she asked.

"I didn't and it looks awful!" Jean said. Bobby looked at Rachel at the same time as she looked at him "Oh yeah I forgot. I did do something"

"Jean seriously your hair looks really good" Kitty insisted

"Don't be stupid Kitty! My hair is BLACK" Jean said

"With white and silver stripes, like a zebra" Rachel added and did the kiddie smile before getting up and skipping out of the room la la-ing The Muppet show theme song.

"I look awful! I'm not going to school," Jean said sitting on a chair and folding her arms.

"Jean you're being silly, really your hair looks fine. It's ya eyebrows you should worry about" Rogue said and went to finish getting ready for school. Jean covered her eyebrows with her hands then ran upstairs to the bathroom. While Scott banged his head on the table. "Uhm Scott" Tiegan said going to put her hand on his shoulder then changing her mind. Scott looked at her "What?" he asked.

"Uhm I think if you keep doing that your going to be late for school"

"Crap. Tiegan will you please go upstairs and convince Jean to come to school"

"I'll try but I don't think she'll listen" Tiegan said then walked out of the room.

"Come on Jean it isn't that bad Chica" Tiegan said as she sat on the counter next to the sink in the bathroom.

"I look awful Tiegan"

"No you don't it looks fine, Rach may have gone a bit overboard on the streaks but it looks fine, I mean c'mon it's probably that stuff that washes out in like 6 washes. I'll tell ya what I'll go n ask Rach for the box n see how many times you need to wash it to get it out ok?"

"Ok thanks Tiegan" Jean said still staring at herself in the mirror. (See I can make an OC that's nice to Jean. Even though it kills me so).

"Rogue that was like a totally mean thing to say to Jean" Kitty said as she picked up her book bag and walked to the door of their room "You know how sensitive she is about her hair n stuff" Kitty added as she opened the door and Rachel walked in. "Hey Rogue heard what ya said to Jean very nice" Rachel said as she sat on Kitty's bed holding Dorian. "Ugh you two are un-believable" Kitty said and left.

"Come on Rachel, I'll walk you to school, uh but Dorian has to stay here" Rogue said pointing at Rachel's stuffed toy.

"But Rogue, Jean'll hurt him again"

"Alright look ya can hide him in Kitty's wardrobe Jean won't think about lookin in there"

"Ok thanks" Rachel said getting up and putting Dorian in Kitty's wardrobe. They were nearly at the stairs when Rachel remembered she forgot her homework. Rachel went to her room to get it and found Tiegan.

"Hey Teeg, what's up?" she asked grabbing her book off her desk and putting it into her book bag.

"Rach where is the box from the hair dye you used on Jean" Tiegan asked

"Oh there here" Rachel said picking the black hair dye box up

"Great how long does it take to get rid of it?" Tiegan asked. Rachel hmmed and read it

"Uh oh" Rachel said

"What uh oh? Uh oh what?" Tiegan asked and tried to take the box off Rachel. Rachel moved so Tiegan couldn't grab the box. "Nothin see ya later" Rachel said and tried to leave the room.

Tiegan grabbed the box and started reading it "No Teeg wait" Rachel said

"Rachel! Oh man chica you in big trouble this time"

"I didn't know"

"Chica ya always read the box. Jean's gonna kill you Rach how could you dye her hair with permanent hair dye"

"It was an accident"

"Give me the other boxes" Tiegan said. Rachel picked up the silver and white hair dye boxes and looked on the back "Oh oh! It's ok these wash out in 10 washes"

"Yea but she'll still have black hair" Tiegan reminded her.

"Rachel come on we don't have all day. Hey Teeg what's goin on?" Rogue said coming into the room

"I'm gonna die" Rachel said flopping onto her bed

"Why?"

"She used permanent hair dye on Jean" Tiegan said. Rogue just started laughing and walked out of the room.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY ROGUE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Rachel shouted after her.