A/N: Yay! More reviews! Does a happy dance
Generally Maz: Teeheehee… I'm using your idea here. Hope you don't mind. BTW: Gloomp is an interesting word…
HPFan321: Yea, I know. The series is getting a bit dreary, don't you think? And, didn't Molly Weasly say that in the fourth book, when Ron said he'd go to the ball naked because he didn't have good dress robes? OK, I'm a freak, but we all knew that, right?
Neurtrina: Thanks, I will:P
Don't own them, blah, blah, blah.
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Everyone stared at Harry's nose. Well, Ron and Hermione did, but it was a bit difficult for Harry, because he had to go cross-eyed.
It's a nice change, though, thought Harry's scar, from everyone staring at me.
I didn't know scars could think, thought Harry.
Of course we can't, the scar 'said' smartly, then shut up, leaving Harry rather bewildered.
"Harry…" Ron began hesitantly. "Did you nose just… talk?"
"Ask me yourself, Weasly," The nose snarled.
"Uhh… ok, er.. Harry's Nose, did you just talk?"
Harry sneezed, and the nose said, "I happen to have a name. I am not merely Harry's Nose, I am Lord Voldemort!" Ron flinched at the name.
"OK, um, Voldemort," Hermione continued where Ron had left off. "I think we've established that you can talk. Now, would you mind getting out of Harry's nose? I'm sure it's not to comfortable…"
"It's not. I got here by accident."
All three students were confused.
Harry spoke first. "Accident? You've been killing me by accident?"
"Well, I wasn't killing you by accident. I am in your nose by accident. I was trying to use a polyjuice potion to become you, when I got my wand stuck in my nose as I was transforming. Do, I became your nose, rather than you. And I joined with the real you, because a nose cannot walk around on it's own." His only response to this little speech was three fits of laughter; Harry's, Ron's and Hermionie's. Voldemort/ Harry's nose sneezed indignantly. "This is not funny!" That just made them laugh even harder.
TBC…