A/N: Yipee! People like my story! (more happy dances)
Generally Maz: Ugh… I'm sorry. Feel better. I have allergies myself, and it's like having a year-round cold. Annoying. Thank you for the "large mini roll made outta wand sculptures". It's much appreciated.
Neutrina: I'm glad you find my story funny. I try.
Marvinlebt42: Again, I'm glad you find my story funny. I try.
Sorry it's so short, but I have a bit of writer's block, here.
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"There's still one question." Harry stated.
"What, now?" An exasperated nose is not a pleasant feeling; Harry can say that from experience. Your nose gets all heavy, and you want to sneeze, but your nose is too tired to.
"How do I get you out of my nose?"
"Uhh… you don't."
"And why not?"
"I like it in here." Everyone under the age of 20 looked at each other. They were all confused.
"You… like it in Harry's nose…" Ron voiced what the rest of them were thinking.
"Yes. It's really quite comfortable, and a good way to make sure he doesn't kill me. I'll kill him instead." Three gasps, and Hermione lunged at Harry's nose. Next thing he knew, Voldemort had a long piece of wood up his left nostril.
"Not again!"