A/N: Should I add a pairing? Or no? I dunno…. Tell me in a review if I should add a pairing, and some suggestions, please. I won't object to much, only generation gaps and "twinsest". What I mean by generation gaps is like teacher-student. Year gaps are fine, like DracoGinny or something.
Swanpride: OK, thanks for clearing that up for me.
Generally Maz: It's quite alright, I deserved it for not updating soon enough. Nope, no magic hanky, that'd be too simple!
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They arrived at the gargoyle, but realized that they didn't know the password.
"Umm… Chocolate Frogs?" Ron asked hopefully
The gargoyle didn't budge.
"Cauldron Cakes?"
"Pumpkin Pasties?"
"Fizzing Whizbies?"
"Cockroach Cluster?"
"Acid Pops?"
The gargoyle finally sprang to life and moved aside for them to hop onto the moving stairs.
"He likes those things?" Ron asked, astonished.
"Apparently so…"
They had arrived at his office door. Hermione knocked.
"Enter"
Ron walked in first, taking in everything from the phoenix in one corner to the flying apples in the other. The apples were emitting strange "pity me" noises, as if they were trapped and crying. The poor apples, Hermione thought. We have to save them once we are done getting Harry out of his nose. She barely had time register how weird that would sound in the Muggle world when Dumbledore said,
"I see you two are here, but why are you accompanied by a nose?"
"This is not just a nose, professor. It's Harry and Lord Voldemort stuck inside Harry's nose."
"Well, this is amusing."
"No it's not!" Harry's now-nasal voice shrieked from the left nostril. "I don't like being caught inside my own nose, thank-you-very-much!"
"Why, you're welcome, Harry, but, may I ask how you got there?"
"Well, it's a long story."
"I've got all night. Do tell."
So, Harry told him, with some interruptions from Ron and Hermione.
"Ah. I see. Well, we'll have to get you out of there, now won't we?"
"Well, yes, you see, but I have no idea how."
Hermione spoke up. "And that's why we came to you, professor."
"I see."
"So… can you help us?"
"Well, there is an egg-sorcist type of thing I can do, but it's risky."
"Egg-srocist?"
"Yes, we use eggs."