by Dr. John Ragbrain
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Greetings! I was so disheartened and frustrated by the poor reception of my other works on this website that I was forced to take a hiatus of several years from writing anything! Luckily I am now confident enough in my extraordinary writing abilities to write additional fiction for the reader's enjoyment! In the interest of appealing more broadly to the general populace, I have utilized the use of a fine literary device, dialogue! I hope that you enjoy my new story! In addition, I am eating a grape-flavored popsicle at this time!
Chapter 1: The Relations
Mark Cohen was walking around in New York City one day! While walking around, he was also doing such things as using a camera to create moving pictures of people doing things! The things included but were not limited to walking around! Mark Cohen was amused by this, because, as previously stated, he was also walking around! Suddenly, as Mark was walking around, he was approached by a black man! The black man was highly familiar in appearance, because Mark Cohen was well-acquainted with the black man already!
"Hello!" said the black man! The black man's name was Benjamin "Benny" Coffin III! He was a highly arrogant businessman who had caused Mark Cohen and Mark Cohen's good friends to undergo unpleasant experiences in the past! "I am interested in pursuing an exciting new business endeavor with your assistance, Mark! If you do not assist me in this endeavor, I will use my powerful influence to cause unpleasant experiences to happen to you again!"
Mark was highly frightened by Benny's threat! He knew that Benny was indeed capable of causing bad things to happen, since he had done it in the past! The bad things had included Mark and his friends not possessing a living space! However, the bad things had been averted by some sort of relations between Benny and Mimi Marquez! Mimi Marquez was the girlfriend of Mark Cohen's good friend, Roger Davis! She was a highly attractive woman! At any rate, Benny now continued to speak!
"You see," said Benny, "the business endeavor I am proposing involves romantic relations between you and I!" After saying these words, Benny began to sing a song! The song dealt with Benny's high levels of romantic attraction toward Mark! Mark was stunned, because he had not really had any extensive dealings with Benny at recent times! Also Benny was heterosexual and married to a woman! Also Mark was heterosexual and had recently gone through a painful breakup with a person of the female gender!
However, an additional reason for the stunned nature of Mark existed! Mark began to sing, using lyrical means to explain this additional reason! The additional reason was that Mark was also highly attracted to Benny! Both men were highly happy because their attraction to one another was mutual! They began to jump around happily, and then kissed each other sensually! Then they engaged in a variety of other romantic endeavors such as having sexual relations! It was highly exciting!
THE END.