by Dr. John Ragbrain
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have finally finished with the consumption of the grape-flavored popsicle which I was eating at a previous time! In addition, I have realized that a great many aspects of my story remain unexplained! In light of this lack of explanation, I have ventured to create a new part of my story in order to create an explanation to explain the aspects! They are explained very thoroughly in this part of the story! The aspects include why Benny and Mark would not go on to obtain some sort of legally binding marriage to one another after discovering their great love!
Chapter 2: The Marriage
Mark Cohen and Benjamin "Benny" Coffin III had just finished discovering their great love for one another! The love was highly passionate and signified by their having of sexual relations with one another! The sexual relations happened at a previous time which is not discussed in this chapter of the story! However, Mark Cohen and Benjamin "Benny" Coffin III were enthralled by the relations to such a degree that Mark Cohen and Benjamin "Benny" Coffin III deemed it appropriate to continue having sexual relations for an indefinite period of time!
"Benny!" said Mark, as he used his camera to create moving pictures of his lover, Benjamin "Benny" Coffin III! "Perhaps we should become married! Marriage is a highly great thing to be had in such circumstances as ours! The circumstances are that we are highly in love and are having sexual relations constantly!"
"Indeed!" said Benny! "These circumstances are greatly conducive to the having of a wedding! We must arrange to have a wedding in an immediate fashion!" Benny used his powerful business influence to gain various resources necessary for having a wedding! The resources included wedding bouquets and formal apparel to be worn by the wedding guests! It was a highly costly and time-consuming affair!
Finally Benny amassed enough resources to have the wedding! The wedding was held in a small church in New York City! This was because Benny and Mark were both residents of New York City! The wedding was attended by a variety of people! The people included Mark's parents! The parents were highly hilarious and had left messages on Mark Cohen's answering machine in the past! In addition the people included Benny's wife, Allison! Benny was stunned by the presence of his wife! This was because he was reminded that, although he was now in the process of becoming married, he already had a wife!
Benny was highly confounded by this turn of events! He shouted, "I am angry!" The reason for his shouting of this sentence was that he was angry! He ordered his powerful guards to remove his wife from the proceedings! The guards were very strong and had large muscles! Although Benjamin "Benny" Coffin III's wife, Allison, was displeased by this turn of events, Benny and Mark continued to become married without further interruption! They were highly happy as a result of this!
THE END.