Harry woke up in his bed and looked around, he had woke after his nap, but all he did was suck up a few of his old school books and went back to sleep. Harry scratched the back of his head as he try to figure out what he was going to do today. Harry thoughts were interrupted by a knock on his door and not even waiting for an answer, Fleur walked in to Harry's room.

"Finally, you're awake…" Fleur said with a smile as she looks at the now awake Harry.

"Oh, hey Fleur. What's going on?" Harry asked with a slight smile upon seeing Fleur.

"Came to tell you breakfast is ready."

"Oh…" Harry said as he looked at his clothes in his trunk and then looked at Fleur's clothes. Harry was struck with an idea. "Hey Fleur, think you could help me out with something?" Harry asked as he gestured to his clothes. "I think I could use some new clothes and I got a feeling you could help me with that."

"Yes!" Fleur shouted before she had run out the bedroom.

A little bit later, Harry stood at the entrance to the house waiting on Fleur in the best clothes he could transfigure in to. "Ready." Harry heard from behind him and as he turned around to look up the stairs a very scared feeling shot through him, because there at the top of the stairs wasn't just Fleur, but Tonks, Hermione, and Ginny, and they all looked like they were dress to kill.

Harry gulp before he muttered "Oh, boy… This is going to be fun…" Harry liked the idea of about to going out with four girls at once, but at the same time it scared him stiff or was he stiff because he was in front of four attractive girls.

"Well, come on…" Said Ginny as she drags Harry out the door.

Later that day Harry walked back in to the house, large amount of bags full of even more, shrunken bags and half of them weren't even Harry's. Harry had to say he buy them some stuff at the stores, he could have said no, but he had to be a gentlemen and do it. Harry just dropped the bag and collapse against the nearest wall.

"Well that was fun…" Harry heard one of the girls say as he they swarmed on the bags, pulling different things out. Harry watch as they all scattered and left him with his own bags.

"Mate, I don't know if I should consider you my hero or feel sorry for you." Ron said as he walked in to the hallway and help Harry up off the floor before he picked up a few of Harry's bags. "Man, how many books did you get? Your not turning in to Hermione are you?"

Harry gave a small laugh before he said "No, just thought I'd pick up on a few needed skills."

"Well mate I thought I show you where all your fan mail has been piling up."

"Better now then later when there is more of it, right?"

After dropping his bags in his room Harry and Ron made their way to another room in the house and as Harry open the door to said room he was shock to see the stacks upon stacks of letters, it look like magic was keeping them from toppling over.

"Well there stack in to different groups, but I forget which is which." Ron explains as he looked around the room with Harry.

"So, there has got to be group of dangerous ones among all of these." Harry thought out loud as he also looked around and tries to think up a way to take care of that.

"Harry you know who my brothers are right?" Ron asked as he pulled out his wand. "You don't think I haven't picked up a few things from them. Like how to make sure I know I'm not being prank back from someone I pranked." Ron started to swish his wand around the different letters and a group of them started to glow red.

"I see… Your brothers should write a book about that kind of stuff, of curse well after they get their shop up and running."

"Yeah, but then they would have to figure out pranks that wouldn't set off the spells."

"That's the point, they would know the spells, so then they could create new pranks that could be used and even get more sales from those."

"Oh… I get what you're saying now. They would create a new market to sell in, plus the other ones they are already selling in."

"Yep…"

"Okay, I'll tell them about that, but I got to head back down stairs, mom wants my help with something or other." Ron said before he left the room, which Harry was a bit glad for, Ron mite of wanted a few of his pictures he was going to get.

As Harry worked on his letters, Dog was doing his own thing at Azkaban, well under Azkaban. "And so then, there I am…" Dog broke in to another bit of laughter. "There I am, shitting my pants in front of Merlin and he says, he says to me." More laughter came from Dog. "He says to me, well it looks like I got enough fertilizer for my plants." Dog then drops to the ground laugh when he finishes the story.

Dog was telling the story to one bound and gagged Umbridge, who was tied to the wall in the caves. Dog wipe a tear from his eyes as he stood back up and asked "Now what was I talking about?"

"Oh, yes… You see you're here until your trial, so your going to be my new play thing until then." Dog said with a grin before he turned to a Dementor. "No she doesn't count as a woman, I don't even think she is female." Dog then turn back to Umbridge. "Now then, let's play a game. Now, don't be afraid to scream…"

While Dog had his fun Harry sat in the middle of the floor with different letters and things thrown around the room, the best being the stack of pictures of different girls. Harry picks up a large envelope and stuff the picture in to it before he got up to stretch. Harry let out a yawn, he had been doing this for a few hours now and it was boring to say the least. Harry decided to take a break and head back to his room.

"Maybe I can find a faster way to go through the letters. It would save me time reading through all those letters asking me for marriage, I mean I'm not even eighteen yet, jeez ask me in a few years, wait I would say no then as well… Hmmmm." Harry said to himself as he walked in to his room.

Harry stop there at the door with his mouth hung open, there on his bed was Hermione and Ginny in bra, and panties, Ginny in red while Hermione was in tan. "Hi Harry…" Ginny purred as Hermione used her wand to close and lock the door, then the two started to stalk toward Harry.

Okay, this bothered Harry, he knew Ginny and Hermione would never do this to get any guy's eye, not even him self. Harry rolled to the side as he drew out his wands and pointed them at the two girls. "Don't you want to play Harry?" Hermione purred as the started to turn to Harry.

"Yeah, I do, but when you're in your right minds." Harry said before he waved his wands and a glow shot around the two girl's heads. "I know you two and you would never do something like this." Harry added before he started a chant, when ended the two girls got light headed and wobbled a little bit before they looked at Harry for a sec.

"What happen?" Hermione asked Harry.

"I think you two were trying to get me in to bed." Harry said before he pointed to what they were wearing. The two girls look down at their lack of clothing, gave a shriek and ran out of the room trying to cover themselves up. Harry laugh a little bit before he went and lay down to think, when he did the brother wand spell to clear all the spells put on them that day, Harry saw in to their minds for a sec and saw that two women putting the spell on Hermione and Ginny, but what was weird was the two women sounded like they wanted to help Harry in some way.

Harry realized right there, something he didn't fully get until now. Beating Voldemort, had drastically change his life, it was all weird now and something he wasn't use to. Harry better get ready for it, more then he was now, but like Dog said, he had to have fun with it or it wouldn't be worth doing.

A.N.- Sorry about the late update I been going through a few things and been working on a few things as well. I don't think this was one of my best chapters, but it covered a few things I wanted to show.

Thanks to all those that reviewed.

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