The idea for this little fic came to me when I got a e-mail titled This I Learned From My Mother, And poof an idea was born so I hope you like it and review.
Things I learned from my mother.
1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
sixteen-year-old Yzak Joule stood silently glaring at his friend Sixteen-year-old, Dearka Elsman for ruining his homework by spilling soda on it.
"You did that on purpose". Yzak pointed a finger accusingly at Deaka.
"I did not". Dearka replied raising his hands.
Yzak had had enough, that was the seventh thing Dearka had either broken or ruined of his that day. Taking a lunge for the taller boy they landed on the floor with a loud thump. Yzak would have started choking Dearka right there if his mother haden't yelled something up.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning".
Deaka looked confusingly up at Yzak before shrugging.
2. My mother taught me about RELIGION.
Yzak had just arrived home from school and was carrying a rather large cup of slushie. Atempting to remove his coat he accidentally dropped the drink that was in his right hand, it flowed all around.
"You better hope that comes out of the carpet".
Yzak gulped, that carpet was white.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
Fourteen-year-old Yzak wandered down the stairs, still in his pajama's. Walking to the kitchen a well known trail when his mother walked in.
"If you dont straighten up, im going to knock you into the middle of next week!".
"Why".
4. My mother taught me about LOGIC.
"Because I said so, thats why".
5. My mother taught me about FORSIGHT.
Yzak ran to the door to greet his friends, they had all made plans to go out that evening. Opening the door he saw who was their, Dearka and Shiho. He was about to follow them and leave when he hurd his mother.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident".
Yzak wasen't able to keep himself from blushing, so he slamed the door and ran back up to his room.
6. My mother taught me about IRONY.
Young Joule went running into the living room, tripping. He fell to the ground and started crying. Everyone looked at him to see if he was alright.
"Whats wrong, Yzak".
"I-I d-dropped my g-gum".
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about".
7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
Three-year-old Yzak sat at the table pouting, looking at the food left on his plate as if it was going to come alive any minute and eat him.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone".
8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
Yzak was laying on the floor in his room, playing in and around all the toys that were skatered on the floor. His mother opened the door.
"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it".
9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
Ezaria and Yzak were walking together through the ZAFT bass with Dearka. Yzak was telling Dearka about all the fighting that went on while he was away.
"I shot down fifty mobile suits in the last battle".
"Yzak if I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Dont exagerate!".
10. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out".
11. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father"
-FIN-
A/N: Wow Ezaria is a cruel woman, lol. And remeber to review!