Legolas the Shiny Haired Elf
Summary: Yet another LOTR song parody. Guess what song? Written on an 8-hour car ride. Read very carefully.All gramatical errors intentional. Warning: CONTINUAL READING AND/OR SINGING MAY CAUSE PERMANENT INSANITY!!!!
Disclaimer:Yeah, right.
Begin:
You know Blitzen, and Blitzen, and Donner, and Blitzen....
Umm...
Blitzen, and Blitzen, and Donner and Blitzen!
But do you recall?
The most famoustest elf-deer of all?
Legolas the shiny haired elf
Had a very shiny hair
And if you ever saw it
You would think he used excessive nair
All of the other elvesies
Used to laugh and call him gay ahem
They never let poor Legsie
Prance around atop thier sleighs
Then one foggy Middle-earthian day
Frodo came to say:
Legolas with your hair so bright
Won't you guide my quest this night?
Then all the elvesies loved him
As they shouted out with glee
squee squee
Legolas the shiny haired elf!
You are so very pretty!
End Insanity.