Summary:Yup. Another insane, slightly crappy song parody. Guess which song? -Cough, cough-

Disclaimer:I own nothing, 'cept my rubber ducky and a 5-year-old copy of a 'Friends' episode.

So, here begineth the parody:

Who's that guy that always makes you wonder

With the magic voice and hair like none other

Secret Elven Man

Secret Elven Man

He helped with Frodo and the ring

His bow and arrow always sing

Secret Elven Man

Secret Elven Man

He is a sissy, poncy nance

He'll walk on snow and jump and prance

Secret Elven Man

Secret Elven Man

Secret

Elven

Man...

YEAH!

Here endeth the insanity..maybe. -smirk-

Feedback is mucho appriciated!

Reviewer responses:

dft: Yeah, well, SO DOES YOUR FACE.

The Hobbit Lass: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

AnimeGoddessS: Yes. He is quite pretty. All of the other Elvesies were just jealous...JEALOUS, I TELL YOU!...I'm calm now.