Sweet mother of Marlin! This thing went from 11 reviews at the time I wrote chapter 5 to 44 right now. Wow. stares in amazement That's nearly as many as I have for Fake, and it has three times as many chapters! I love you guys :) I'm terribly sorry this is so short. I'll try to write some more later.

Charlie sighed and tossed another gnome over the fence. He shivered, sitting there under the kitchen window, once again reliving the 'bathroom incident' as he had taken to calling it.

He could still feel Bill's lips as they traveled down his neck, how Bill had stood behind him, fresh out of the shower, and ran his hands over Charlie's chest.

Moments like these made Charlie wonder what would've happened if Mrs. Weasley hadn't interrupted them. Would Bill have kissed him? Would he slowly begin to rid Charlie of his clothes as well? Would they have made love in that cramped little room?

'Maybe I should thank Mom. That's not exactly the way I want to lose my virginity.'

It was a lie though, and Charlie knew it. He didn't care where they were as long as it was Bill he was with, as long as he could tangle his fingers in his brother's long hair and whisper his declarations of love while Bill did the same.

The night airstarted to remind Charlie why he liked so many covers on his bed. The chill began to seep into his very bones, but he refused to go inside. He knew what he would see if he did.

Kaden was back again.

Normally this wouldn't bother him, but to see Kaden and Bill curled up together on the redhead's bed reading was enough to make Charlie's blood boil. He tried to keep calm, really he did. After all, Kaden was the one trying to convince Bill to give a relationship with his younger brother a shot.

That was something else Charlie didn't understand. Why would Kaden support an incestual, homosexual relationship? Was he really that open-minded?

Hearing someone moving around in the kitchen, Charlie moved to leave when he heard a low moan. He carefully peeked through the window and gasped.

Kaden's uncle moved to grasp the boy more firmly, his mouth closed over his nephew's. Kaden's hands wandered over Michael's smooth muscles, mapping out an obviously familiar territory.

Charlie watched as they broke apart and made their way to the fireplace to floo home.

'Well...that explains that.'

'...Does Bill know about this?'