Hey-hey-hey! It's Gamer! Back again with another songfic I'ma hoping you all like. This time, Amy will grace us with a special little song called "Sonikku no Baka!" Translation… "Sonic you Dummy!" The original song is called "Ranma no Baka" but I had to change the title a little so it would match it with the fic. It was also sung by Akane in the hit anime/manga "Ranma ½" and is one of my favorite songs! Amy will be singing in Japanese while I translate for you all. Enjoy! WARNING: Sonic gets beaten up… a lot…
Song: Sonikku No Baka!
Performed by: Amy Rose
"WAAAAAAAHHHH!" Amy Rose ran into her house and slammed the door hard behind her. She ran to her couch and jumped into it, crying into the cushions. "Why doesn't he like me? When I LOVE HIM?" Sonic had just blown her off. He would rather hang out with 3 busty ladies than be with her.
She continued to sob, her eyes swollen and her cheeks soaked with tears. "It's not fair! I give him my love… my heart… and he just shatters it!" After sobbing into the cushions for a little while, she looked up and at the mirror on the wall.
She saw herself, dressed completely in red. Red shoes, red dress, red hair band… For the first time in her life, she was sick of it. "I try to look nice for him…" She stopped crying, and looked angry. "Day in… and day out… the same red… just so he could notice me…"
She turned away from her reflection, ripped the hair band off and threw it on the floor. She slowly turned around and looked at herself again. She thought about how she would look if she were… different. Maybe if she was to dye her hair?
Later that day…
"And that how I beat Eggman the 38th time." Sonic was on the beach with his 3 babes, bragging about his adventures. They all starting sighing and couldn't keep their hands of him. "Yeah…" He grinned. "Of course, that was nothing compared to the 41st time…"
"Sonic…" A voice said in a cold tone.
Sonic knew who it was instantly. "Oh, Ames! What's up?" He looked over at her… she was different.
The girl who once wore all red was now wearing black zipper boats that went up to her knees, a red-stripped sock on her left leg, one gray-stripped sock on her right leg that both when up to her skirt. She wore a black skirt with spider web designs on the lower corners. She wore a solid black short sleeve shirt that had a red skull on the front. Black, spiked wristbands replaced her gold bracelets. She ditched the hair band and instead dyed green streaks into her hair. She also had green lipstick and black eye liner on. Needless to say… she was gothic punk now. (Not to mention extremely hot! HOORAH GOTH CHICKS!)
"Ames…" Sonic was in awe. "You look different somehow…" (Don't worry… Sonic isn't THAT clueless.) "Didya get a haircut?" (I take that back…)
Amy wasn't smiling or frowning. She was emotionless. "No… I'm no longer the sweet, innocent Amy Rose you know…"
"Huh? Oh!" Sonic exclaimed. "Now I see! You're Gothic Punk now, right? That's… kinda cool I guess. How long is this phase gonna last, y'think?"
"Phase?" Amy was now angry. "This isn't a phase. It's the NEW me. As in… permanent."
This made Sonic laugh. "Yeah right! You can't stay this way, Amy. You're already missing your pretty red dress."
She growled angrily, and glared at Sonic. "I'm sick of that stupid dress and I'm sick of you…"
"What are you saying?" Sonic said completely clueless.
"I'm finished chasing after you…" She slowly approached him, making the other girls back away in fear. "I'm finished with all the love, the heartbreak, and the pain… No more running after some stupid, self absorbed jerk!"
"Amy… I still don't get what you're saying…" Sonic said, almost whimpering.
Hard rock music started playing as Amy brought Sonic's ear closer to her face.
"HAH!" She yelled in it, causing Sonic to wince in pain. "Take this!" She then punched him hard in the face, knocking him down.
Sonikku no… BAKA!
She then started stomping on his stomach a few times. Sonic bounced on the ground as she dug her foot into her gut.
Honto ni anta tte Mattaku anta tte
Tonikaku anta tte Baka ne, baka baka
(You're really- You're totally-
By all means you're stupid, stupid stupid)
She pulled out her new black Piko Piko Hammer with the skull on the front and started pounding the poor blue hedgehog with it. She pounded it in tune with the song she was singing.
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba!
(Baka… equals… stupid… That's all you need to know)
She stopped long enough for Sonic to get back on his feet. She stepped in front of his face and smiled evilly, making him shudder in fear.
Doo yuu tsumori na no Dattara nan na no
(What are you gonna say? And what's that?)
She put a hand over her ear to hear his explanation. As Sonic was about to say something…
Eei! Uttoshii!
(Eh! You're bothering me!)
She then punched him in the gut, making him double over in pain.
Baka ne, baka baka!
(Stupid, stupid stupid!)
She pushed Sonic's head into the sand and started kicking and stomping all over him.
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba!
Amy moved away and let him get back up. She watched him stumble to his feet and look at her.
Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri Gogatsu itsuka wa kodomo no hi
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
(March 3 is Girl's Festival. May 5 is Boy's Festival.
If you're a man or a woman make it clear. If you like me or not make it clear.)
She grabs him by the chest and pulls his face up to hers. She growls and screams in his face.
Anta ippen shinde koi!
(!#$ off and DIE!)
She threw him back, making him back away a few steps.
Ue kara yonde mo
(Read from the top)
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
She approached him again… slowly and threateningly.
Shita kara yonde mo
(Read from the bottom)
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
"No kidding…" She said while grabbing him by the neck. "Who would want someone like you!" She chucked him towards the ocean, but he stopped and hit the ground just a few inches from it. He took a breath of relief, but saw her running towards him, screaming. "YAAAAAAAH!"
Urusai no yo anta tte
(You're a loudmouth)
She stepped on his head, accidentally giving Sonic a really good view up her skirt. She noticed, and scowled.
Narenareshii anta tte
(Don't be so familiar)
Sonic tried to advert his eyes… but he ending up looking anyway.
Nani yo! Haji-shirazu
(WHAT! You're shameless!)
She stomped his head once and pulled him back to his feet, still looking pissed off.
Baka ne, baka baka
(Stupid, stupid stupid)
She moved her hand and started slapping him rapidly in the face.
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
She stopped, let him go and watched him wobble around in a dizzy state. Amy grinned and spun him around, making him even more dazed.
Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri
Akari wo tsukemasho bonbori ni
(March 3 is Girl's Festival
Let's light up the paper lanterns)
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai
Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
(If you're a man or a woman make it clear
If you like me or not make it clear)
Amy stopped Sonic from spinning and looked at him in the eyes.
Anna hentai o-kotowari!
(You're such a pervert I refuse!)
"Ha!" She pushed him down again and kneeled to his level, shouting into his face again.
Migi kara yonde mo
(Read it from the right)
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Hidari kara yonde mo
(Read it from the left)
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Amy smiled sweetly and stroked Sonic's cheek, making him smile nervously from her touch.
Yasashii, ii ko ni kon'ya mo narenai kedo
(I won't be a nice sweet girl even tonight, however…)
"That's cuz…" She pulled him up by the chest again and screamed in his face again. "I'm a punk!"
Sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri
Hachigatsu youka wa Fuji Terebi
Otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai
Suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
Warukatta wa ne bukiyou de!
(March 3 is Girl's Festival
August 8 is Fuji TV
If you're a man or a woman make it clear
If you like me or not make it clear
That was bad You're so clumsy)
Amy kicked him in the groin and made him fall to the ground, watching him writhe in pain.
Yoko kara yonde mo
(Read it horizontally)
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
Tate kara yonde mo
(Read it vertically)
Bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakaba
"Thank you!" Amy shouted to Sonic. She kneeled down and stroked his cheek again. "Baby…" She got up and walked away. Leaving Sonic alone and laying on the ground.
"…" Sonic was speechless for a few moments. The girls who had been gone throughout the entire fic came back and helped him to his feet.
"Sonikku… are you ok?" One of them asked him.
"I…I…I…" Sonic had gotten the crap beat out of him. His had a headache from the hammer, pains from the stomping and punching, and his groin hurt pretty badly. "I think… I'm in love…"
"Huh!" All three girls shouted in shock.
Sonic leapt to his feet. "Amy! Wait!" He started running after her. "I love you!"
Thus brings an end to this crazy little songfic of mine. Amy is punk, Sonic is in love with her, and the three girls got with the author and became his three girlfriends… no… the last part didn't happen… Damnit!
Wow… this one was tough! All the Japanese words I had to put it, translating, listening to the song over and over to get the beat caught in my head… but it was worth it! I hope you enjoyed it… and sorry to the fans who thought the violence was too much… and for making Amy Goth Punk… and for making Sonic love her. For those who did enjoy it, PRAISE ME!
Please leave a review and if you got any song requests, letta me know! Thank you!