Chapter 2:
Cock-a-doodle-doo! Wait… there are no roosters in the forests! Bring. Bring. Wait again! There are no alarm clocks.
"Wake up! Wake up! It's time to have a good time!" wink wink s an old man. Wait! There is no old perverted man in the
forest.
Never mind. There is now. Grr… I hate old, sleazy men!
"Wake up! Wake up! It is a new day! Time to go!" said the old man standing in front of me.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Get out! I am only in my undergarments! OUT!" I yell. It's not as if he cares, though.
"Come on! Upsize the Daisy! This old man wants to LEAVE" giggles the old man. It is like a weird giggle coming from a
girl, but it's coming from a guy!
"This old man is very perverted and needs to get out, NOW!" I yell.
"OKAY! YOU JUST HAD TO SAY PLEASE!" yells the old man. This old man just got weirder. Brr… It's cold. I changed
into the coolest clothes ever. Even if you don't care, I had on a beautiful green shirt with really awesome Japanese symbols
and their meanings and a skirt made from wood and leaves, and definitely not destroyable. Awesome right? Okay anyways,
I got out of my room. The old man came up and asked me if I was ready. I told him yes. He reached into his pocket. Since
I'm not very used to people, I thought he had a weapon so I kind of kicked him in the shins. His eyes became teary.
"Why'd you do that for?" asked the man.
"I thought you had a weapon…" I told him. "Funny, right?" I laughed.
"Not at all! All I was going to do was give you a pair of earrings, a necklace and a bracelet. I was going to wish you a safe
journey and give you a quick test and then if you passed it I was going to give you a brief story…" he replied.
All I heard was "Blah. Give you… Blah! Blah… continuing on and on!" A second later, he handed me the jewelry. It was
beautiful. He handed me some weird money and said thank you for your hospitality. I felt really mortified. I told him I could
not accept these generous gifts but he didn't care. He said KEEP THEM, please. Therefore, I did. He talked a bit and then
he handed me a huge book!
"What is this?" I questioned.
"It's a test." he answered. I sat down by the tree. It asked me weird questions like: what is a ninja? What is an elite ninja?
What is the Hokage? And etc. They were so weird. I finished it quickly. It was weirder. It took me about less than 2 hours.
There were 10 multiple choice questions and I think 190 questions where you had to write the answers. I think I did good.
Strange how the world works.
"You passed and good bye!" he said.
"What about my story?" I asked.
"You don't need it, you know it." he replied. We got on a bus and traveled. I felt like I was traveling in a crystal ball. Then
something happened.
Thump, I fall onto the ground into the middle of a grassy field. What just happened?
Tune in for Chapter 3!
Sadly, this was short!
