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Chapter 4:
"…You're coming with me!" the guy named Kakashi said. Oh My Gosh! I let him know my name.
Now, as the woman said in the village said comes to mind. "The men will take you away and hurt in many ways. There's a lot of ways. For example, the man might do…" Umm… I don't think I'll tell you how the women learned this because that's another story, but this man with a funny smile is taking me away. If he was older I would scream but for some reason I don't seem to care. THAT IS NOT THE POINT!
"Get away from ME!" I yell in a damsel in distress type of way.
"Feisty. Me like." he says.
"Way gross!" I exclaim. What does he think he's doing. Why am I walking with him for the quadrillionth time. I stop in my tracks. "I am NOT going with you. I am going home. Good bye!"
"No you're not." Kakashi says. He scoops me up and carries me. Now I am disgusted. I pound on his back to let me down. I am wearing a skirt. Oh shi! I forgot today was meant to be my laundry day, as in I'm not wearing any underpants. Oh My Goodness! What to do? What to do?
"Please put me down." I plead. "I'll walk next to you." I plead again.
"No, I am not allowed to trust anyone. So you'll stay put the way you are." Kakashi says. "Anyways, I like no wait… I love the sight from here."
I blush into a deep shade of red I have never ever have had. "Put me down you abnormal thing, (bastard). Now!" I scream at the top of my lungs.
"Okay. I'll put you down." he said.
On my feet I run. I ran so fast to the nearest flee market. I saw a pair of undies and took off. I mean who would miss them?
"I would miss them." Kakashi said in back off me. How did he get there? Stalking much. He flipped me and put me over his shoulder. And then he hit my neck and…
SLEEPING TIME
(( not part of story: Lady Shijimi is the woman in Naruto Book 2. She was a character for only a little time. When Naruto and the others began getting assignments, they had to rescue her cat. She was a big fat woman, not to be rude, but true. She is the wife of the ruler of the land of fire. The cat's name is Tiger.))
"Good morning young one! Since I lost my Tiger-cutie I get to play with you." Lady Shijimi said who was an enormous woman.
WHAT THE BEEPER HAPPENED?
Tune in for Chapter 5!
