#2 Alexis and Jason
Soma X: YAY! I finally did another chapter. Like I promised this time it's Alexis Rose and Jason. (does happy dance) Alexis I knew it wouldn't be long before someone picked you. Don't worry we'll chain up Jaden and Zane.
Alexis: Thanks.
Soma X: Well, aren't you leaving?
Alexis: I just need to get something.
Soma X: (rolls eyes) Humans.
Sesshomaru: You got that right.
Soma X: Shut-up, Sesshomaru. You had plenty of time to talk last time.
InuYasha: Ha ha!
Soma X: InuYasha you be quiet too.
InuYasha: You gonna make me?
Soma X: Kagome! InuYasha's bothering me!
InuYasha: No. Not that.
Kagome: InuYasha, Sit Boy!
InuYasha: (tons of cursing and swearing)
Alexis: I'm back!
Soma X: Finally! Now, I said this to Sesshy last time and I'm saying it to you now: This fic is rated T so no funny business. Sorry for keeping you all waiting. We'll send Alexis out now.
Alexis: (magically appears in front of Jason on a cliff in the moon light) What's with the chain saw and hockey mask? (sorry Jason it was just too funny)
Jason: Oh! Woops! (throws stuff off the cliff) Sooooooooo, how's it goin'?
Alexis: You've never done this before, have you?
Jason: Is it really that obvious?
Alexis: Do you want an honest answer?
Jason: No. Not really.
Alexis: Oh look! There's a train coming! Watch this. (throws rock at the train and lands in the coal-holder-thingy) Beat that.
Jason: All right. (picks up a rock and throws it into the train's funnel) Good enough for ya'?
Alexis: Nice shot. You're-
Jason: Hit the dirt! (drags Alexis to the ground to avoid the explosion)
Alexis: You saved my life.
Jason: Aw. It was nothing. Hey. Do you here something.
Alexis: Oh no. Don't tell me they forgot to tie up the tennis guy too.
Soma X: Sorry Alexis.
Tennis Guy: My dear Alexis, I have come to make you mine.
Alexis: Don't you get it! I don't like you!
Jason: Don't worry Alexis I'll take care of this clown. I challenge you to a duel. Winner gets Alexis.
Alexis: Not again.
Tennis Guy: I accept.
Jason & Tennis Guy: Let's duel!
Jason: (20 minuets later) Now, Dark Magician (Soma X: my favorite card), attack his life points directly!
Tennis Guy: No not again!
Jason: That's game. Now get lost.
Alexis: Thanks Jason. (lip-lock) Wow you kiss a lot better than Sires.
Jason: What!
Alexis: Nothing. Well I have to leave now. Oh! I almost forgot! (digs through pocket) Here. (hands a small package wrapped in blue paper to Jason)
Jason: (unwraps package) A Thousand Eyes Restrict! How'd you get this? They don't even make this card anymore. (I know they do but it's called a fanfiction for a reason)
Alexis: You'd be surprised what you can get when you're an Obelisk Blue. (magically disappears)
Jason: Thanks Alexis.
Soma X: So, how'd it go.
Alexis: It was wonderful. When do I get to see him again?
Soma X: Most likely never.
Alexis: Well I'm sure I'll get over it. (runs to room crying)
Soma X: Humans.
Sesshomaru: That's right.
Soma X: Shut up Sesshomaru.
InuYasha: Yah, Shu up Sessheomareyui.
Kagome: InuYasha . . . InuYasha, are you drunk!
Soma X: Ha ha! Inu-chan's a happy drunk!
InuYasha: (falls to the floor still happy-go-lucky)
Soma X: Well, that's all for this time. Next time it'll be Michelle and Naraku. Boy, will this be fun. And before I forget, I'll try and update this at least once a week. G'day!