#3 Michelle and Naraku

Soma X: Yay! Number three. I'm really happy today 'cause I just got a AA (2 A's and a little star) on DDR in light mode on this really tricky song with a super distracting background. Besides I suffered a severe karate accident. See I was trying to do a back-kick, since I have only a few weeks till my test, and I tripped. It wasn't pretty. So anyway now I can hardly walk so why not work on my stories. Today we have HONEST CRITIC's sis's friend, Michelle, who is going out with the guy we all love to hate: Naraku! Hey! Where is Naraku anyway?

Kagura: Upstairs . . . with his sake.

Soma X: His date is at a bar. What's he doing getting drunk now?

Kanna: Don't know. Don't care.

Soma X: Isn't Kagura supposed to be the one that hates him?

Kanna: Who said I hated him?

Soma X: Well the fact that you don't care about him. He could be dead for all we know.

Kagura: Trust me if he was dead or in any kind of danger for that matter we'd know.

Soma X: Whatever just somebody go get him before he does something I'll regret. Kohaku, why don't you go?

Kohaku: Of course.

Soma X: That kid has always creped me out.

Kagura: Why are you telling me?

Soma X: I have a better question: why am I talking to you? You're just Naraku's spawns. Why do I care what you think?

Kagura: Well you're just some messed up half-breed crime against nature.

Soma X: Well you're a clump of flesh.

Kagura: You're a failure at basketball.

Soma X: Like you could do better.

Kagura: I can.

Soma X: Ugh! Where's Kohaku with Naraku?

Kohaku: Right here.

Soma X: Finally . . . Now Naraku this is rated T for a reason. If I find out that this girl is pregnant after this chapter you will regret it.

Naraku: Yah. Sure. Whatever.

Soma X: I'm serious.

Naraku: I know. I'm going to a bar right?

Soma X: Yah.

Naraku: Perfect.

Soma X: Naraku, what are you planning?

Naraku: (disappears)

Naraku: (reappears in the bar) Where's this Michelle person?

Michelle: Over here!

Naraku: You're way cuter than half the girls I've dated!

Michelle: How many is that exactly?

Naraku: 27.

Michelle: Well, I like you too.

Naraku: When's Karaoke Night?

Random Person: Friday!

Naraku: Perfect. What night could be better than Friday the 13th? (Some one tosses him a microphone and music starts to play) This one's for you Michelle.

There's people talking
They talk about me
They know my name
They think they know everything
But they don't know anything
About me

Give me a dance floor
Give me a dj
Play me a record
Forget what they say
Cause I need to go
I need to getaway tonight

I put my makeup on a saturday night
I try and make it happen
Try to make it all right
I know I make mistakes
I'm living life day to day
It's never really easy but it's ok

Wake Up Wake Up
On a saturday night
Could be New York
Maybe Hollywood and Vine
London, Paris maybe Tokyo
There's something going on anywhere I go
Tonight
Tonight
Yeah, tonight

The cities restless
It's all around me
People in motion
Sick of all the same routines
And they need to go
They need to get away
Tonight

I put my makeup on a saturday night
I try and make it happen
Try to make it all right
I know I make mistakes
I'm living life day to day
It's never really easy but it's ok

Wake Up Wake Up
On a saturday night
Could be New York
Maybe Hollywood and Vine
London, Paris maybe Tokyo
There's something going on anywhere I go
Tonight
Tonight
Yeah, tonight

People all around you
Everywhere that you go
People all around you
They don't really know you
Everybody watching like it's some kind of show
Everybody's watching
They don't really know you now
(They don't really know you)
(They don't really know you)
And forever

Wake Up Wake Up
On a saturday night
Could be New York
Maybe Hollywood and Vine
London, Paris maybe Tokyo
There's something going on anywhere I go

Wake Up Wake Up
On a saturday night
Could be New York
Maybe Hollywood and Vine
London, Paris maybe Tokyo
There's something going on anywhere
I go
Tonight
Tonight
Yeah, tonight

(the music ends and Naraku jumps down off the bar stand) So . . . Wa'd'jou think.

Michelle: Naraku, I love you. Here have some beer.

Naraku: YaY! (38 gallons later) And then in forth grade, when we started reading the Harry Potter books, I found a purple rock and told this kid, Joshua, that it was the Sorcerer's Stone and the sold it to him for thirty bucks. (nearly falls off the bar stool)

Michelle: OMG! O Naraku you're so funny.

Naraku: Hey! What time is it?

Michelle: Half-past 10.

Naraku: O shit that means I have to leave. Before I go I want you to have this. (hands over a fragment of the Shikon no Tama)

Michelle: What am I supposed to do with this?

Naraku: You're smart. You'll figure something out. I stole it off that bastard InuYasha the other day. If you keep it they'll never complete the jewel. Also, this way we'll always be connected. Well, see you later. (disappears)

Michelle: See you again.

Soma X: So what happened?

Naraku: I got drunk.

Soma X: I expected nothing less. Well next time will be animefreak62 and InuYasha because she's my #1 fan. After that will be Hitomi and Seto Kaiba but don't expect me to be nice. I'm not Kaiba's biggest fan. Anyway then it will be who ever I get the most reviews from. Once I get your requests in you have to review the other chapters so I know you humans aren't just a bunch of conceded bakas. I have a lot of requests so don't get you're hopes up. Unless I already mentioned you don't expect to see yours up anytime soon. 5 pages single-spaced on Microsoft Word and 9 double.

G'day!