#4 Animefreak62 & InuYasha

Soma X: I don't feel like typing a lot today. So I'm going to abbreviate everyone's names Okeedoke. By the way I was going to post this on St. Valentines day but Microsoft word wasn't working and once I fixed it, which took about two weeks on its own, the file got lost so I had to re-type it. (and you can just imagine what a nightmare that was. And I didn't finish until a few days ago because of homework, sprig break, family problems, and more testing in karate. (I'm an orange belt now by the way) That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. I'm still having computer problems so if this isn't posted for a few more weeks it's not my fault.

Soma X - smx

Animefreak62 -af62

Naraku - naku

InuYasha - inu

Sesshomaru - sesshy

Random People - rmpe

smx: (still arguing from last time) Why Hillary Duff! Why! You could have sung any song by any artist but you chose her!

naku: Don't be a hater. Besides, I was drunk.

smx: That's not true! You didn't get drunk until after you started singing! By the way, InuYasha, it's your turn this time around.

naku: Ah, but you forget. While you were all down here being idiots I was upstairs getting drunk.

Smx: Why you! (pile drives Naraku)

inu: Ha, Ha Sesshomaru! I told you I'd get picked!

sesshy: Well it took long enough. Good luck . . .

inu: What do you mean!

sesshy: You're going with someone whose name is animefreak62. But I'm sure you'll have loads of fun.

inu: Sesshomaru, you-

smx: Inu, shut up. Here. (tosses a box at him)

inu: What am I supposed to do with this!

smx: You'll know.

inu: What do you- hey wait! (disappears)

sesshy: Aren't you going to warn him about the whole T thing?

smx: I know what I'm doing. Trust me.

inu: Hellooooooooo? Anime-person, where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

af62: Here I am!

inu: Kami! Could you be any louder!

af62: Sure. You wanna see?

inu: No!

af62: Awwwww. You're mean. I'm leaving. (walks away)

inu: Finally!

smx: Look what you did! Inuyasha, she was my #1 fan!

inu: Keh! What do I care!

smx: Oh, you're gonna care, or so help me . . .

inu: Okay, okay. So what do you want me to do?

smx: I don't know! Why are you asking me? You'll think of something. Be creative. Think of her as Kagome or Kikyo. (says Kikyo like it's poison) Trust me you'll know.

inu: flash back

smx: Inu, shut up. Here. (tosses a box at him)

inu: What am I supposed to do with this!

smx: You'll know.

inu: I've got it! (runs off)

Back at the Mansion

sesshy: What do you think he's going to do?

naku: Kami knows. . . You know what I've been wondering?

sesshy: No, what?

naku: How come we can see and hear what's going on even though were not there?

smx: The two of you are witnessing something greater than any magic . . . television and surveillance cameras.

naku: Well how come you can talk to us when we're gone?

smx: Because I not only had tracking devises implanted in each and everyone of you, but miniature walkie-talkies as well. (pulls normal size walkie-talkie out of pocket)

sesshy + naku: Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Back on Inu's Date

inu: (finds anime62 crying by a river and tosses a small box at her) Happy St. Valentines Day.

af62: (surprised at the box that had just landed in her lap) what's this?

inu: Just open it.

af62: (opens box) Yeah! Rameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnn!

inu: (covers ears)

af62: Thanks Inu-chan! (kisses him)

inu: (blushes three shades of red)

Mansion

sesshy: (rolling around on the floor laughing)

naku: (rolling around on the floor in a drunken frenzy)

smx: (sweat drops) I'm surrounded by ijets. (notices inu rematerialize in the room) So how was it?

inu: I'm never doing that again.

smx: Guess again! Some people who are not members of fanfiction named kat, Rebecca, maxjudocat, and someone named Kyo whose pen name is Kikyo is stupid and will die still want to go out with you.

inu: oh great!

sesshy: (still rolling around on the floor laughing)

smx: You shouldn't be laughing fluffy. There are 3 people wanting a shot at you! And honestly, it will be very entertaining.

sesshy: Excellent. (says it sarcastically)

smx: Hey, where's Naraku?

inu: And where's my booze!

smx: Oh no! Not again! (runs out of room so fast it rivals Koga's speed)

sesshy: well on behalf of X I guess I have to do it, that's it for this time. See you next time on anime dating. G'day. Yuck! I suddenly feel the need to brush my fangs.

inu: What's with the half-breed's Australian accent any way? I didn't know Soma was Australian.

smx: (yelling from upstairs while trying to take beer bottles from Naraku)I'm not.

inu: Then why do you talk with an Australian accent?

smx: How the hell should I know! Besides the nice readers want to get back to their lives but they can't do that until they review. And they can't review until they've read the whole chapter so . . . G'day everybody!