A/N: This is my 2nd naruto oneshot! It's another one about Gai and Lee, but mainly Gai. Hope you like it! My inspiration for this was probably the way they acted in the series…youth…how annoying, yet funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Nightmare of the Youth
The night was still and quiet. The moon was shadowed by black clouds, with only hung lit lamps in wake. A soft gentle mist loomed over Konoha, eclipsing it with a night breeze as trees wavered, leaves dancing everywhere. The only sounds that would be heard were the motion of trees and the presence of night animals. In a night just like this, every person would be fast asleep, peacefully transfixed in their own worlds that would leave them heartbroken if it was shattered, but in one building, it was just the opposite.
What if Konoha wasn't what you remember it to be? Green spandex jumpsuits and hideous orange legwarmers would be everyone's required attire, not to mention having bushy eyebrows (if you don't have them naturally, improvise by making some). Everyone would have over-whitened teeth that would sparkle like newly polished china, which would result dentists to give free teeth whitenings to all the citizens. It's not just about the attire, but their personality too. All the citizens would be talking hyperly about the springtime of youth, the love of youth, how lateness isn't youthful, and just about anything with the hated word in it. You will see them running horrid amounts of laps around the village and sunsets, over-dramatic crying, and jazzy music coming from nowhere will be seen almost anywhere (even at the ramen stand). You would think that these citizens would be bowing down to Gai-sesei…but they will be doing Gai poses with the green beast and handsome devil of Konoha. What a horrible world! It's corny enough to cause ninjas to suicide without regret and jounins to go into fetal positions! Everyone will look the same, act the same, and live life the same! Lectures of youth bellowing from everyone's lips will be the only sound you'll hear. It throws the whole universe off balance. The scale will be tipped, as the honorable Konoha you once knew disappears.
This was the one thing Neji, Ten Ten, Lee and Gai visioned that night.
The Hyuuga's and Weapon Mistress' worst nightmare. Lee's and Gai's best dream.
The next day, chaos plagued the village. Sakura and Ino were throwing fits (not to mention every heavy object they could find…). Naruto didn't have the hunger for ramen and Sasuke was sharpening his kunai and shuriken until they could penetrate steel. Hinata was hiding in the corner of her room, Kiba and Akamaru hid in the forest, Shino sent his bugs out to call for help, the adults were in fetal positions, and everyone else were going insane, banging walls, and kicking trashcans. This was all topped off with Neji and Ten Ten banging their heads on desks, trying to make sure this was only a nightmare.
It wasn't, and reality hit them with more pain than the strikes of a thousand kunai.
That day, Konoha was nothing, but chaos…all because….
Gai-sensei was made Hokage for a day.
A/N: I really liked writing this, and imagining what would happen. Hope you all like it. I've always had a good laugh at the 2 green shinobi! Plz R and R!