HELLLLLLLLLOOOOO Peoples here I am back again to write you, yes YOU sitting in front of the computer another Sirius and Remus dialouge YEAAAAAA Well her i go!

"Sirius?"

"What"

"Are you asleep yet"

"Moony I really think my response to your voice hints i may just be awake"

"Right right"

"So why did you wake me"

"Hmmmm good question"

"Moony!"

"OHH I remember now Sirius?"

"What!"

"Why is the sky blue"

"I dont know dont ask me stupid things"

"Cmon I know you know so tell me"

"Because"

"Because why?"

"Because it would feel silly being pink"

"Oh"

"..."

"..."

"Moony?"

"Yes Padfoot"

"You know im an insomniac why would you wake me"

"I dont know"

"I really really hate you"

"No you dont you LURRRRVVEEE me"

"What is wrong with you"

"Nothin"

"What the fuck! Did you just throw a fucking GRENADE at me!"

"It was a flash grenade"

"Where the fuck did you find a flash grenade"

"HMM good question ask the author"

"Where did he find a grenade"

"I dont know I was watching X-play co op theater today and it kinda stuck"

"Whatever back to the story"

"Hey Paddy"

"What!"

"Are you mad"

"..."

"Are you not talking to me?"

"..."

"No one stops talking to Exo the warrior"

"What the hell are you talking about!"

"Its my new name now"

"Look your name is Remus thats what im calling you"

"You dare defy Exo the Warrior"

"What the hell did you just throw another grenade at me!"

"Maybe"

"Are you retarded?"

"Posiably"

"What are you doing now"

"Watchin t.v."

"How the hell did you get that in here!"

"Dont worry about it"

"What are you watching?"

"Grimper the wanderer"

"What does he do"

"Umm wanders duh!"

"I hope Grimper smites you!"

"...snore...snore..."

"I hate you so much"

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Disclaimer: I dont own harry potter or the X-play theme i sort of used ok