Vader and Leia were going out for a day trip, simply because they both were tired of dealing with being two of the three Ultimate Evils of the Galaxy. Vader had killed some creature who had come too close to their house, and had taken his car. It was a fairly nice car, too. Leia was pleased with his choice. The two debated where to go, and finally decided that going to a mall would be fine. Leia would be able to go shopping for some of the things that she had been wanting, and Vader would be able to melt into the crowd. He had developed the ability to use the Force to make people's eyes slide off and away from him, looking instead to one side or the other, so that they would never know of his passing. Again, he wished that he still had a human appearance, rather than the black monstrosity he had become. Because, while it had a lot of shock and fear-inducing value, it was still slightly cumbersome. Ah, well.

The two Sith arrived at the mall, and their next challenge was to find a parking space. Vader drove up and down the rows, through the parking garage, and circled the mall twice. He was becoming frustrated, and when Darth Vader became frustrated, something usually died. Painfully.

Leia was on the lookout as well, and finally found one.

"Dad!"

Vader looked over to where she was pointing.

"That's a handicapped spot."

"Yeah. So?"

She had a point.

Vader drove over and parked in it, thinking. He needn't explain himself to anyone, and anyway, if he got a ticket he could forward it to the family of the person whose car he had taken. They wouldn't be happy about that, but then again, they'd already be on his case over the slain family member. Darth Vader had little care for things like other people's emotions. The two stepped out of the car to see an old lady with an obvious handicapped tag glaring daggers at them.

Vader's frustration finally bubbled over and the car and granny were sent flying out into traffic, creating a massive traffic jam and killing not just said granny. Vader felt accomplished. There was his evil deed for the day. Good times.

He looked at Leia who was laughing, and the two began to walk into the mall, Vader cloaking himself in the Force.