Esther, one of the coolest peeps out there in "Rainbow Sunshine Land…but not cool as Joe…of course. Well once upon a day Esther was….um….skydiving! Yes….skydiving.
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Esther says falling from the sky.
And she fell and fell and fell and fell and fell faster and faster and yeah….and then she remembered she had a parachute, but she just realized it was too late to use it. Luckily…she lands on top of Adrienne.
"GAAAAAAAAAH!" Adrienne screams in agony/emotion agony (how could she think of squishing someone as great as me, Adrienne thought)
"Thank you, you saved my life!" Esther said….
And then Adrienne somehow remained alive….at the same time Carl appears…and laughs at Adrienne who is in pain. Its just funny like that…
"BUTTERCUP!" Adrienne screams…and weirdly manages to get up without looking like she's in pain…somehow…she isn't anymore.
!"OH GOD! Save me!" Carl says getting down on his knees and praying.
"JESUS CHRIST, PRAISE THE LORD! I'VE FINALLY FOUND YA" Adrienne shouts at "Buttercup"…who is really Carl.
"Oookay…" Esther looks at both Carl and Adrienne…
"……………" Julia exclaims…but doesn't really exclaim at all.
"Where's Kayla anyways?" Carl randomly asks….
"Uuuummm…." Adrienne sees Kayla near a tree…near the edge of a cliff..."hey buttercup! Look over there!" Adrienne points in the opposite direction…then pushes Kayla off the cliff.
"Huh, where? What?" Carl asks…while looking for whatever Adrienne pointed to…
"Oh my she- HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiT!...AAAaaaaAAAaaHHhhhhh…."
Kayla's voice fades as she falls.
"……." Julia says….but doesn't say. ('Retards…') she thinks…ha-ha.
: 20 minutes later… :
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Kayla continues falling…
Meanwhile Esther and Adrienne decided to "borrow" money from the bank.
Carl and Julia just watch them…actually rob the bank.
"So...they consider this…"borrowing money?" Carl asks.
"I guess so…" Julia replies back.
: Within an hour Adrienne and Esther have completely lost the police that were after them:
"YAY WE WON!" Adrienne shouts…
"YEAH!" Esther also…shouts.
"Isn't stealing money illegal!" Carl asks
"Pffft! don't you know anything! That's what banks are for, you know…to borrow money…" Adrienne 'scoffs'
"But…how are you gonna pay back all that money…?" Carl questions Adrienne's stupidity.
"We can just borrow more money to pay them back, of course!" Esther wisely answers.
"Heh…heh…heheh……HEHHEHHEHHEH…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" Adrienne laughs manically. And then runs off into some house with a computer….
: Meanwhile… :
Kayla is still falling but gave up on screaming for now, since…well…no one was laughing at her falling…you know, the attention wasn't on her at the moment anyways…ugh!
"Oh….OOooOOOH! Yeah its back too me!" Kayla exclaims…
"AAAaaaAAAaaaaAAAAaaaHH!" she continues screaming, while falling….
: back at where ever everyone else is…:
"hmmm…I never figured out where Kayla went…." Carl mumbles to himself.
Then he notices his shoes are untied….(OH NO!) he then kneels down, and starts deciding which way he should tie his shoes….
torturing the bunny by tying its ears together to make a knot/bow….
Ooooor…..
the snake strangling the bunny, way…
This was a hard decision…buuut….he picked the snake strangling the bunny method. It was a good choice. Of course!
Carl then hears, a familiar voice, a familiar voice…SCREAMING! (Oh dear! what will he do!)
"Kayla…! NOOOO! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ADRIENNE! WHY?" Carl shouts.
Then Adrienne randomly comes out of that one house that had the computer…
"Look! Look! Buttercup! I bought you this present off EBay, with that money I borrowed, it only cost me 3.2 million dollars! It was a great deal!" Adrienne appeared outta no where, exclaiming this all….
"HAPPY UN-BIRTHDAY!" Adrienne and Esther throw their hands up in the air, and while Adrienne secretly pocketed the air…
(Heh heh heh….free air! Hahahaha!) Adrienne thinks to herself.
"Hey…did somebody steal my air?" Esther questioned…
"Hm? What! ARE YOU ACUSING ME OF A CRIME I DID NOT COMMIT?" Adrienne nervously replied back…
"Oh…sorry." Esther apologizes
"Anyways here's your great un-birthday present! It's a whole collection!"
Carl, feeling slightly awkward, opens the box aka the "un-birthday present" and finds…it to be a large collection of every shade of color, lint….yes…lint.
"…………" Julia rudely remarks….but doesn't really…cause…well….yeah….
"……what the fuc-"Carl stops short in his sentence cause, well…..
THE LINT SUDDENLY STARTS MOVING AROUND WITHIN THE BOX, THEEEEN IT FORMS INTO SOME WEIRD BLOB-LIKE-LINT MONSTER AND GRABS CARL! …then sucks him into the box….well…."eats him" as Adrienne would say…
"WHAAAAAAA-"Carl screams as he gets dragged down…
"HAHAHAHA, Buttercup got eaten!- erm…I mean, OH NO, MY BUTTERCUP!" Adrienne yells…."oh dear! That bastard! It ate Carl!"
"THAT BASTAAAARD!" Kayla…says…still falling o.O
Anywaaaaays….
This is not the end of the lint monster and Carl…
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF……
sDF.rnl.gt 54tss
Dun…Dun…DUN