Chapter 16-Pizza Delivery. (Based on SpongeBob episode of the same name. We Miss You, Stephen Hillenburg, Ernest Borgnine, and Tim Conway. Rest In Peace.)
Dash was walking along the sidewalk in his Super suit when he heard a car approaching. He looked behind him and saw a Domino's Pizza car approaching him. He looked puzzled before the window rolled down and he saw a familiar face.
"Hello, Speed Demon." Mirage said.
"Howdy, Mirage." Speed Demon said.
"I have a favor to ask. Would you like to help me with delivering pizza?" Mirage asked.
"Sure." Dash said as he walked over to the driver's side and Mirage handed him a small pizza.
"Now listen, this is the order," she said before she pointed at an address written on the box, "And this is the address where it goes. Got it?" she asked.
"Got it." Dash said before he zipped off and found the house with the marked address. He knocked on the door and the customer took the pizza and paid him. He did the same with many other houses, earning satisfaction from the customers.
Meanwhile, back at Domino's, Mirage was explaining to her boss how she was having Speed Demon help her with deliveries.
"So far, he's done a great job." Mirage said as she finished a sentence before Speed Demon rushed into the door and handed the manager the money.
"Here you go, sir." Dash said.
"Thanks, Speed Demon. If it weren't for your age and current job fighting crime, I'd give you a full time job." the manager said.
Mirage then handed Dash another pizza, "I'll be coming with you on this one, Speed Demon. This is our last delivery today."
Dash nodded before they got into the car and drove to the customer's house.
"I'll take care of it, Aunt Mirage." Dash said. Mirage smiled and gave him a thumbs up before he got out of the car and walked to the customer's door. He rang the doorbell and a man opened the door.
"Here's your pizza, sir." Dash said.
"Hey, thanks, Speed Demon-Wait a minute, where's my drink?" the customer asked.
Dash looked confused, "What drink, sir?" he asked.
The customer then looked annoyed, "My drink?! My Diet Dr. Pepper?!"
Dash then looked at the order paper as the customer said, "Don't tell me you forgot my drink!"
Dash then showed the paper to the customer, "But, sir, you didn't order any-"
He got cut off by the customer shouting at him, "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!"
Dash got tears in his eyes from being yelled at for doing nothing wrong as the customer went on, "Didn't you ever once think of the customer, you showboating little twerp?!" he shouted as he threw the pizza at Dash's face.
"You call yourself a delivery boy?! Well, I'm not buying it!" the customer finally finished before he slammed the door in Dash's face, hitting him in the head.
Mirage had her hand over her mouth as Dash walked back to the car, trying to keep a positive expression despite the tears in his eyes, one of which was black.
"Dash? It's okay. Dash?" she asked, trying to comfort him before he collapsed on the seat and started crying because of how he had been treated. Mirage looked sad for him before she gritted her teeth and grabbed the pizza before she marched up to the door and punched it in a knock.
The customer opened the door, showing he was still angry, "I already told the little brat, lady, I'm not paying for that!" he said.
"Well, guess what? It's on the house, you JERK!" Mirage yelled as she slammed the pizza, box and all, into the customer's face, knocking him out cold.
Dash looked up after hearing it and looked at Mirage as she walked back over with a satisfied smirk, "Aunt Mirage, you could lose your job for that." he said as he wiped his eyes.
Mirage smiled at him, "That doesn't matter, Dash. Sticking up for my little nephew is my top priority, even when I have a job." she said.
Dash smiled before he hugged her, "You're the best, Aunt Mirage." he said as she hugged him back.
"I try." Mirage said.
