SGA: Deadly Alliance Part 2
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I don't own any of these characters, except for Joint. I also don't own any major food chains.
This fic will probably contain farmore action and fighting scenes then Sora's Grand Adventure, but all my insane, random humour will still dominate.
Our scene opens on Clayton and Joint happily enjoying the Shoney's seafood buffet. Clayton carves away at greasy, deep fried baby seal, while Joint chowed down on a sea horse seaweed salad. "So what's the master plan, old chap," Joint spoke up, his mouth full of food. Clayton then hunched over and began speaking quietly.
"Here it is," Clayton began," we will gather all the gorillas throughout the planet and take over the world. It will be called Gorilla Earth!" Clayton declared with triumph, with his hand to his heart and in a dynamic pose.
"How about 'Planet of the Apes'?" the dimminuative demon suggested. Clayton's eyes widenend at the name given.
"Marvelous, truly it is a name devised by God Himself," Clayton mused. "We have to go now! I can't wait any longer..."
"Where do you think your going?" Spawn asked sarcasticaly, as he, Dooku, and Cell stepped out of a dimensional portal.
"I will destroy you, you sad excuse for a badguy," Dooku threatend as well as insulted.
"I'm going to eat some shrimp," Cell said as he gazed at the appealing buffet tables. Clayton and Joint sprung from their chairs and fell into fighting stances.
"None of you compare to Joint and my strength!" Clayton bragged.
"Yeah!" Joint yelled in agreement as he charged his ki. Spawn charged forward towards Joint and swung his mighty axe, Agony, in an attempt to slice him in half, but Joint side stepped him and tripped him, causing him to fall to his face. Cell waltzed over to the buffet table and began gorging himself. Dooku reached out with his left arm and unleashed a powerful force push, launching Clayton into the wall and many other people through windows and cars outside. Clayton fired his shotgun as he rose, but Dooku spun his lightsaber like a fan, catching every particle of the shotgun blast. Dooku smiled hautily, but quickly frowned with disgust when Clayton returned it with a sadistic sneer and a switching on of his double-bladed lightsaber.
"Now the true battle begins," Clayton announced as he desplayed his skills by swinging his saber about. Both clashed with quick and deadly blows, neither gave way. Spawn pushed himself off the ground and into the air and whipped out two grenade launchers. He began firing them like a madman as he sailed through the air, Joint flipped back to avoid the explosions of fire and shrapnel. Unfortanetly, the people who had not managed to escape from the resturaunt were severly wounded or killed by all the villian's fighting. Blood splatters on the walls grew more numerous, as well as damaged chairs and tables.
"Give up so I can kill you peacefully!" Spawn commanded as he continued his explosive barrage. Joint jumped back once more and landed on the buffet table and found a salmon.
"Eat this!" Joint flung the raw fish at Spawn, and it seered right through his chest, spraying necroplasm everywhere.
"How did you know fish was my weakness?" Spawn despaired, and then promptly exploded into a green, acidic mess. Joint then turned to Cell, who curently had a massive amount of food stuffed in his mouth, making his cheeks expand like that of a chipmunk.
"I sqush buggie now!" Joint screamed insanely. Cell swallowed and glared.
"Shut up you little freak! I'm eating fishsticks!" Cell then continued to eat, with Joint simply joining him. Clayton and Dooku exchange blow after blow, but finally Clayton sliced Dooku's lightsaber in two. He kicked the Sith onto his rear and aimed his red blade at his neck.
"Muahahaha, you disappoint me," Clayton taunted.
"This is far from over!" Dooku raised his arms and caused the ceiling to collapse above Clayton's beloved shotgun. Clayton lost his focus and Dooku scampered off and escaped with a stolen car.
"No!" Clayton grabbed Joint and used him to deflect the falling plaster in order to protect his gun. "Oh my precious," Clayton embraced his weapon. Cell then noticed that Spawn was dead, and that Dooku had run off. Cell dropped to his knees and kissed Clayton's feet.
"My lord, Clayton!" Cell exclaimed. "Please allow me to serve you." Clayton pulled Cell to his feet.
"You shall be a great asset in our quest," Clayton said. "You shall follow as our disciple, and many more will come."
(In an unfriendly looking and deserted town.)
Dooku drove the tiny robin's egg blue car to a stop just right outside an empty warehouse. Dooku left the stolen vehicle and entered the dark, foreboding place. Inside a creepy man in a black robe met him.
"My master, Clayton is stronger than we feared," Clayton announced with a bow.
"A true Sith doesn't know fear," the dark man answered with a hateful, raspy voice. Dooku raised his head to respond.
"But, Master-" his master cut him off abruptly.
"You are a fool, and a dead one at that!" he then gripped Dooku's lungs with the force and crushed them slowly. Dooku struggled in vain, but finally spit up some blood and his face fell into the puddle. Dooku's master looked down on the now dead Sith with contempt. "Darth Sideous may have to emerge sooner then I hoped," he said, referring to himself. He then entered a black space fighter and took off into the air.
(Corusaunt.)
Yoda and Mace Windu sat within the Jedi Temple, meditating on the Force. "The evil alliance of Clayton, Joint, and Cell must be stopped," Mace Windu spoke up, breaking both Jedis' focus.
"Agreed am I," Yoda answered," but how to stop it, know I do not (its hard righting like Yoda talks.)." Just then a Jedi master, out of breath and sweating, trudged into the room.
"Masters, their is a great and powerful enemy outside," the Jedi exclaimed in terror.
"Chill out you must," Yoda said," remember your training."
"I'll deal with this," Mace announced. He then grabbed his lightsaber off his belt and jumped out an open window, landing on a suspended platform where a fierce dark Jedi fought against some clone troopers and two Jedi. The Sith continued to slay the clones easily, while the two Jedi fared a bit better. "Stop, Sith!" Mace yelled as he ignited his purple lightsaber and jumped in front of the dark Jedi.
"I don't take orders from you!" the Sith swung his double-bladed lightsaber as hard as he could, but Mace parried it with ease.
"Give up before I'm forced to finish you off!" Mace warned. The Sith scowled and Force pushed Mace nearly off the edge. The Sith then gripped the three remaining clone troopers and two Jedi with the Force and snapped all of them in half, killing all of them instantly. Mace jumped back up and was horrified at the Sith's power. "Then I have no choice." Mace sprung forward in his Vaapad saber style, ready to kill, but the Sith caught him by the neck and kicked him into the traffic below. Mace, using the Force, landed on a car smoothly and jumped back on to the platform, but the Sith was no longer paying attention to him. The Sith stared menacingly at a tall silver haired boy, who was glaring back.
"You stole my lunch money, you hotdog head!" Riku raced forward, grabbed both of the dead Jedis' lightsabers, and began lightsaber fighting with the dark Jedi. Blue and green clashed against two red twirling blades at incredible speeds. "Die!" Riku then cut off the Sith's arms and flattened him with Gravity magic. Mace ran up to the teenager with his eyes wide and his mouth open.
"That's amazing!" Mace exclaimed. "You bested a Sith that almost killed me! You must be the Chosen One!" Mace grabbed Riku and took him to the Jedi council. "Master Yoda! I have found him! I have found the Chosen One!" he declared before the Jedi.
"Supplied us with a new ally, the Force has!" Yoda exclaimed in agreement. All the Jedi started dancing and they all threw a big party in celebration. Riku knew he wasn't really the Chosen One, but hey, free food.
(At the Mos Eisley Cantina.)
Sora and Kairi sat at a two-person table sipping martinis (what's with all this under aged drinking?) and enjoying the odd band of aliens. A Twi-lek waitress walked up with two plates of steaming hot food, which she placed on the small table. Sora looked at his meal and frowned. "I don't want this! I ordered a guacamole mushroom pie! Not Nikes!" he yelled exasperated at the steaming shoes in front of him.
"I'm sorry, sir, its my first day," the waitress pleaded for forgiveness.
"Sorry doesn't cut it! Why don't you just step off a cliff!" Sora yelled angrily. The waitress ran away crying.
"That was fun!" Kairi said happily. "Hey, Sora, lets turn to the Dark Side!" she suggested.
"Okay!' Sora agreed. He then stood up and shot out Force lightning across the cantina, frying most of the customers and the band. "Muahahaha!" Sora laughed evilly. Kairi threw the bar tender through the ceiling and into the desert air.
"Hee-hee!" Kairi laughed. They both then stole a speeder bike and raced off through the desert, while Darth Maul's theme song played in the background. Up above the empty desert, Son Goku rode his Nimbus cloud through the air, while watching the dragon radar. He then noticed Sora and Kairi on a speeder bike.
"Hey! A speeder bike!" he exclaimed. "Power Pole! Extend!" he extended the pole to great lengths and crashed the bike. Sora and Kairi tumbled across the rocky terrain, and finally stopped in a mud puddle.
"What's the big idea, buttface?" Sora demanded as he and Kairi walked out of the mud, all covered in filth.
"Sora! I broke a nail!" Kairi started crying pitifully. Goku hopped off Nimbus and stood.
"Have you guys seen any dragonballs?" Goku asked, not noticing the anger in Sora's eyes, and his bulging muscles.
"I'm going to break your dragonballs!" Sora threatened.
To Be Continued...
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