Sorry I took forever to update! Please forgive me! Hopefully this chapter will make up for it!
Riku stood in the large council chamber after ten strenuous days of training as a Jedi Knight. He was finally on his last trial; the verbal test. All the council members sat to watch this most important event, all excited to see how 'the chosen one' faired. Mace sat with a small flat device that displayed the test questions. "How do you feel?" Ki Adi Mundi, cone head Jedi, opened up with a small survey.
"I feel like taking a shower," Riku replied. All the Jedi held their chins in deep thought. "Don't meditate on that! I don't want to be taking a shower in your minds!"
"Afraid, I sense you are," Yoda spoke up.
"Afraid, to lose your mother," Ki Adi questioned. Riku stared in shock.
"How'd you know? How did you know I'm afraid my dad will kill her out of his psycho, drunk fits?" Riku demanded.
"See through you, we can," Yoda replied. Riku was now very uncomfortable.
"Calm down, we always just like giving people a hard time." Mace persuaded with a smile," its pretty boring just sitting around and pretending to meditate on the Force." All the other Jedi cracked a smile, enjoying the suffering of poor Riku. Riku's eyes flashed a frightening yellow-red for just an instant, and then subsided.
"Well I don't appreciate it! Just give me the test already!" Riku commanded. The Jedi all returned to their stern and boring selves (I don't really think its boring, but Riku does).
"Allrighty then, we have only one question, but if you pass it, it means you are the Chosen One, but if you don't, then we'll kick you back out into the streets," Mace explained nonchalant. "Okay, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Mace asked, very seriously. Riku crossed his arms and lowered his gaze to the floor in concentration. Finally, he reverted back to his confident self and answered:
"Forty-two." All the Jedi's mouths almost dropped to the floor (those with mouths anyways) as they stared in amazement. Even Mace and Yoda stared in amazement.
"No one has ever answered it correctly! You are the Chosen One!" Mace exclaimed. He then grabbed Yoda's extended arms and spun around in celebration. The other Jedi danced about too (quite some party people, eh?). They finally settled down and sat back down as serious as they could.
"You must receive the all powerful gift now!" Yoda pulled out an old wooden case from under his chair and blew the dust off the top. He then opened it with all the Jedi over his shoulder looking on with happy, tear filled eyes. The inside glowed with an odd, mysterious aura, which emanated off the beautiful golden saber hilt he pulled out. "Your saber," Yoda passed it to him with the Force. Riku gripped it and flicked the switch, igniting a bright, pinkish blade.
"Pink!" Riku stated angrily. The Jedi eyed the teen with dismay.
"The ultimate lightsaber it is! Do not speak of it with such disrespect!" Yoda ordered as he ripped the saber away from Riku's hand. "Not ready to wield it you are," Yoda said sadly.
"Wait. I didn't mean it," Riku began," I like pink! I was just surprised!"
"Oh, all right," Yoda gave it back to Riku proudly.
(In Darth Sideous' ship.)
"Riku will become my new apprentice, I know it," Sideous said confidently as he felt Riku's strong anger through the Force. Just then, a beep for a transmission came from the ship's communications system, right as the ship dropped out of hyperspace in front of Earth (that's where Clayton and Joint are). Sideous pressed a button to activate the holocomm, causing a frightening droid like being to appear. "What news do you bring, General Grievous?" the Sith Lord questioned.
"I am closing in on Clayton and Joint with my droid army as you commanded," Grievous replied.
"Good. Just be warned that the Jedi will soon be involved," Sideous told the cyborg.
"I await the chance to end them," Grievous answered sinisterly, and full of hate.
"I am glad to hear it." Sideous cut off the transmission and took the helm of his ship, steering it down towards... Destiny Islands!
(Back in Tatooine.)
Sora ran up angrily to Goku and punted him in the groin. The Saiyan gasped in pain and crouched over the ground on his hands and knees. "Butt hole!" Sora yelled. He lifted Goku's head up and spit a big lougie into Goku's eyes.
"Sorry! Gosh!" Goku cried for mercy.
"Let's kill him, Sora!" Kairi suggested evilly.
"All right!" Sora agreed as he unleashed a wave of Force lightning on Goku. The Saiyan screamed in pain as his skeleton flashed visibly from time to time.
"Gah! Ow! Haaaaaah!" Goku yelled as he turned Super Saiyan. Goku now just stood, not receiving any pain any longer.
"Why aren't you frying anymore!" Sora demanded as he intensified the lightning.
"Thanks, I was a little chilly," Goku taunted.
"In the desert? What a retard!" Kairi kicked Goku in the groin. Goku fell back onto his hands and knees in agony, while Sora and Kairi continued to kick him in the crotch. Goku finally collapsed in pain and exploded all over the two evil doers. "Ew! I have blood all over me now!" Kairi whined as she flailed her limbs in an attempt to clean herself off.
"We'll just have to get some new clothes," Sora tried to calm her. "Maybe we can get some clothes that fit our new evil selves better."
"Okay!" Kairi was now excited about the idea of shopping for dark Gothic clothing. As they headed off for a store, Sora stepped onto Goku's dragon radar.
"Sweet! We should search for the dragonballs and wish for something diabolically apocolyptic (quite a mouthful. Try saying it three times fast!)!"
"That's the bestest idea ever!" Kairi agreed. She almost kissed Sora, but then remembered all the blood all over them. Sora then picked Kairi up and flew off towards a clothes department.
(At the Zoo.)
Clayton broke open the gorilla cages, releasing the wild creatures upon unsuspecting visitors. "Be free my gorilla friends! Be free!"
"And kill and maim!" Joint yelled encouragement.
"Ahhh!" an unfortunate man yelled as his face was chewed off by a particularly fierce gorilla.
"Fear our primitive wrath and our bad odor!"
"Now our gorilla army may begin the takeover of this pitiful planet, and force the surviving population to serve us!" Clayton declared proudly as his gorillas all roared out with excitement.
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Superman also declared from where he stood all tough and heroic looking.
"Eat Kryptonite!" Joint exclaimed as he held up the green glowing weakness of Superman.
"Sorry, but Kryptonite doesn't work on me anymore," Superman laughed triumphantly. "I traded invincibility in for being Kryptonite proof," Superman said as if it was an intelligent barter.
"Whatever, idiot!" Joint impaled the dumb superhero with the Kryptonite, fatally wounding him.
"No!" Superman keeled over dead.
"Anyways... can I own Australia?" Cell asked Clayton.
"Sure!" the hunter agreed.
To Be Continued...
Sorry for a smaller amount of Sora and Kairi again, but I promise there will be a lot more of them in the next chapter.