Sorry for abandoning you guys. I was just frustrated and I had started too many fanfics at the time. But, now I'm back, and I have new crazy ideas!
Bright light burned harshly into Sora's open eyes. Sitting up, Sora looked about his room on Destiny Island. He noticed Kairi lying asleep next to him.
"How'd I get here?" Sora asked baffled.
"Don't you remember?" Cloud asked, leaning against the doorpost of the room. He'd replaced his hands once more.
"Oh yeah!" Sora hopped out of bed and noticed his ripped up clothing. "Seems it's time for another costume change!"
"Good, cause the team has to assemble. Why don't you and Kairi join us this time?" Cloud invited.
"Okay! Do we get to wear groovy leather outfits?" Sora pleaded.
"Heck yeah!" Cloud answered, just as excited as Sora now.
"Suit up!"
(On the battlefield.)
Humming and buzzing, Riku's pink lightsaber sliced through numerous foes. A gorilla's head here, a droid arm there. Riku charged through the line, beating back enemy forces as he moved swiftly. It had been hours of combat, but neither forces backed down.
"Lunch break!" a gorilla screamed. Suddenly, everyone stopped fighting and pulled out sack lunches, except for the droids of course. They whipped out hot oil mugs.
"Goodie! I'm so freaking starved, I could eat a greasy elephant butt about now!" Riku plopped down and pulled out his own sack lunch. As he pulled out its contents, Riku grew angry. "Where are my flipping Zebra Cakes?"
"What seems to be the matter, Riku?" Mace Windu Riku asked the distraught teen while standing over Riku. Riku stood and turned toward Mace.
'Mace stole your Zebra Cakes!' Sideous persuaded Riku. 'He must be punished!"
"What did you do with them?" Riku demanded.
"With what?" Mace asked, quite confused. Riku's eyes bulged and were bloodshot. Riku's arm shot out and grasped Mace's neck.
"Don't play dumb with me, poop head!" Riku commanded.
"I... really don't know what you're talking about!" Mace choked out.
'Kill him!' Sideous voice ordered.
"Zebra Cakes! Not Twinkies! Zebra Cakes!" Riku seethed maniacally. "Prepare to die, baldy!" Riku's saber ignited, and Riku poised his blade to kill. Mace scowled and broke free from Riku's grip and pulled out his saber.
"I'm not dying without a fight!" Mace charged forward, and purple and pink blades clashed violently.
"Then start fighting, you little shrimp boy!" Riku goaded.
"Shut up! I won't be disrespected by some turd monster!" Mace broke the saber lock and kicked Riku straight in the face. Riku flipped backwards and rolled through the dirty terrain. Rising from the dirt, covered in filth, Riku glared with all the hate he could muster. Rain began showering the landscape, of course.
"Now it's time for the dramatic fight!" Riku bounded straight at Mace, and both began a deadly dance of blades.
"Our blades are dancing!" Mace sang. Riku's eyebrow rose in confusion. Dodging into the air, Mace avoided a lethal slice from Riku's pink blade.
"Stop moving!" Riku shot out gravity magic, pulling Mace down to the ground.
"What the...!" Mace screamed as his saber and then his head were sliced into two pieces. Mace's remains crumpled to the muddy ground. Riku's eyes bulged once more and turned to a sickly red yellow.
"Zebra Cakes! Not Twinkies! Zebra Cakes!" Riku fell face first on the ground, covering his handsome features in mud. All the soldiers, especially the clone troopers and Jedi stared in fear.
'Submit to me, and you will become more powerful then any Jedi!' Sideous demanded.
"Fine! Just, tell me what to do," Riku sighed.
'Kill the monkeys and the Republic forces. Especially the Jedi!' Sideous ordered. Riku stood up and looked around him.
"Lunch break's over!" Riku yelled, as he raised his hands, and Gorillas and clone troopers exploded into pulpy meat.
"Fire!" yelled a gorilla. Riku deflected every bullet from the gorilla army. He grabbed a large metal bar and threw it clear through the gorilla forces.
"Go away! GAH! Just go!" Riku screamed as he continued his onslaught.
(Back at the Destiny Islands.)
"Prepare to launch!"
Sora, Kairi, Tifa, Cloud, Squall, and Trunks marched into their jet; all dressed in tight, black leather superhero uniforms. Each member took his or her seat in the state of the art machine, but one seat lay empty.
"Where is that girl?" Trunks demanded. Aerith scampered aboard, wearing a ridiculously Barbie doll pink, leather uniform, drawing many laughs. Trunks sat at the pilot's position with Aerith as copilot.
"All set?" Trunks asked.
"Just get this boat moving already!" Cloud ordered. "Sideous and Joint are going to pay for my limb damage!"
"But your mechanical hands make love so much more interesting," Tifa noted.
"Anyways! Let's focus on the mission people!" Squall sighed.
"Super Team, Go!"
To be continued...
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