-1Coughs Er…yeah. I was…um…bored. Yeah. If I make any mistakes, don't blame me. I haven't seen passed all the episodes yet. So yeah…

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

Okay. Disclaimers over. On with the weird conversation. Shrug

A Dazed Conversation

Chapter One:Dialouge One: Girl Talk; Friendly advice

Sasuke had just finished training. He leaned against the tree, panting slightly from the pressure. He looked up to the sky. Two clouds crossed the light blue ocean in the air slowly. He shut his eyes and enjoyed the light breeze that was passing by. It seemed as if he hasn't had any solitude for a while.

Sasuke took a drink of water and continued his gaze. Suddenly, he felt someone near. He took a cautious form. He knew no one could have been around. He quickly grabbed his throwing stars and threw them into the tree. He couldn't hear them hit anything. Illusion possibly?

"No need to be hasty with your actions, Uchiha." The voice was familiar. Too familiar.

Hyuuga Neji appeared out of the tree branch with an intense stare, holding the throwing stars. He threw them to the floor beside Sasuke.

"Hyuuga…Neji…"

"Uchiha…Sasuke…"

The two prodigies smirked.

"What are you doing here?" Sasuke asked surprisingly enthusiastically.

"Ah…I pass by to training everyday here. I'm just a bit late today." Neji smiled.

"So, you pass by? No wonder I never see you around. Training?"

"Yes. Everyday. I actually was waiting for Tenten, but she never came. So, I went to her apartment. She was sick. So, I gave her a couple of fruits, and personal cures. Then I went back to go training. And, ran into you." Neji leapt down from the tree.

"So, how have you been these days?" Neji asked.

"I've been training. Overall I've been fine lately."

"That's very nice to hear. How about your teammates? Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura?"

"I was training with Naruto the other day." he answered, hoping that the Hyuuga didn't notice that he didn't answer anything about Sakura. Too bad.

"And?"

"And? What do you mean by and?" 'Damn it.'

"You didn't answer my question fully. What about Haruno?" Neji asked. He knew why and was holding in his smirk now. His hiding didn't work…much.

Sasuke frowned.

"She asked you out, did she not?" Neji asked, smirking fully now.

"As always."

"You should accept. For once." Sasuke raised an upset, furious eyebrow.

"How would you know?"

"Tell me, if Haruno wasn't on your team, and it was some other girl, such as Yamanaka, do you think you would of lived to this day?" (This as referring to when Sakura was protecting Naruto and Sasuke during the chuunin exams when Sasuke received his cursed seal.)

"…" Sasuke didn't reply.

"If not Yamanaka, then any other girl, would this conversation be taking place this particular day of the month of spring?" Neji asked.

Sasuke smirked.

"Wise words for a small mouth that usually spits nothing everyday, Neji."

"Hmpf." Neji smirked.

"I get your point. But if you approve of Sakura so much, why don't you ask her for a night?"

"I have my reasons." Neji's smirk turned into his infamous toneless expression once again.

"Unless…you admire someone as I do?" Sasuke's smirk grew. "You do have a two male one female team like I do, Neji."

"…" Neji didn't respond.

"I'm sure Tenten feels the same way. She seems…chirpy. Not your type, from my understandings."

Neji was fuming. How dare he!

"Tenten…Tenten is one of the most mature, not chirpy, kunoichis around in Konoha! Don't you dare-"

"Shut up. We all know it. You didn't say anything the first time, so I had to force it out of you." Sasuke smiled to himself.

Neji gaped. The Uchiha had played him just like that! No wonder he was a rookie just as he once was. A prodigy.

Neji calmed himself down. The Uchiha wasn't an Uchiha prodigy for nothing. That he knew.

"Brilliant." Neji told him.

"Of course." was his reply.

"Well, why don't we make a deal? We'll both be seen the day after tomorrow with our admired ones at noon. Central Konoha, see if we make it." Neji stood.

The Uchiha grinned at this. "Took the words right out of my mouth." Sasuke stood up as well. "Deal." He held out his hand.

"Heh. I knew you couldn't resist." Neji took his hand.

The day after tomorrow came. The advice was given, the deal was confirmed, and it worked. That day at noon, the two prodigies were seen together with their beloved ones. They smirked.

"Neji? What did you find amusing?" Tenten asked.

"Sasuke? Why are you smirking like that?" Sakura asked.

Sasuke and Neji walked up to each other, while Sakura and Tenten started greeting each other, smiles and all.

"Who would of known. Advice from you would actually work?" Sasuke said when they confronted each other.

"Who would of known that you'd take it? Same here." Neji had his arms crossed, as always, with Sasuke's in his pockets.

"I see you are happy? With Haruno?"

"Obviously. Tenten?"

"Of course."

"Hm…" Sasuke flashed a small smile.

"What?" Neji asked.

"You know those girls who chase me around so much?" Sasuke asked.

"Yes. What about it?"

"You have girls who chase you about as well. You just never notice."

"W-what?"

"Yeah. All around Konoha. In trees, everything. But they never get to have a second glance at you, since you're always gone like poof."

"Of course. But how would you know?"

"I-"

"Wait, don't answer that." Neji interrupted. "Experience."

Sasuke nodded.

"Well, what are you planning to do now?" Sasuke asked.

"I'm not sure. But I'm sure we'll think of something." Sasuke smirked.

"Indeed we will." (This is in place of 'Care to come along?')

"Sasuke!" Sakura waved him over. Sasuke looked her way.

"Can we go!"

"Go where?" Sasuke asked.

"Well uh…" Sakura looked at the ground.

"Just…come over and you'll know!" Tenten called, backing up Sakura's comment.

"Well, good luck." Neji grinned.

"No way. Tenten called too. You're coming with me."

"Hmpf. Fine, you win."

"Let's be prepared for anything. Who knows what they'll think of!" Sasuke exclaimed.

"Agreed. Oh I'm so scared."

"Heh. Same here."

The prodigies smirked at this.

Ohohen: I know, it was a bit off. Retarded. But, I'd just love it if they'd talk to each other like a conversation! You know, like they're best friends or something? (Aside from Naruto in Sasuke's case of course.)

Man...this was short. I've never written anything so short before...and you can trust me on this one!

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