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A Dazed Conversation

Chapter Two:Dialouge Two: Things we didn't know.

Sasuke had just finished training. He leaned against the tree, panting slightly from the pressure. He looked up to the sky. Two clouds crossed the light blue ocean in the air slowly. He shut his eyes and enjoyed the light breeze that was passing by. It seemed as if he hasn't had any solitude for a while.

Sasuke took a drink of water and continued his gaze. Suddenly, he felt someone near. He took a cautious form. He knew no one could have been around. He quickly grabbed his throwing stars and threw them into the tree. He couldn't hear them hit anything. Illusion possibly?

"No need to be hasty with your actions, Uchiha." The voice was familiar. Too familiar.

Hyuuga Neji appeared out of the tree branch with an intense stare, holding the throwing stars. He threw them to the floor beside Sasuke.

"Hyuuga…Neji…"

"Uchiha…Sasuke…"

The two prodigies smirked.

"What are you doing here?" Sasuke asked surprisingly enthusiastically.

"Ah…I pass by to training everyday here. I'm just a bit late today." Neji smiled

Yeah I copy pasted.

"Late? Heh. THE Hyuuga Neji? Late? You should be ashamed of yourself."

"It's not like YOU'VE never been late, Uchiha Sasuke. Like that time we decided to be the undefeated duo at the Konoha Carnival last year."

"Heh. It was crowded."

"Excuses."

"Hmpf."

"When is the next one coming?"

"This Saturday, I believe?" Neji sat down.

"Ah…Care to team up?" Sasuke grinned.

"My dear friend. If not me, who else? Uzumaki?"

"He'll throw and hit the moon."

The prodigies chuckled at this.

"Oh, how about that time, we knocked out the so called 'Ero-Sennin' ?" Sasuke reminded him.

"Oh…so that's what Uzumaki calls him. Perverted Hermit, is it?" Neji asked.

"Yeah. He's one," Sasuke held up one finger. "Perverted. And two," Sasuke held up another finger. "He's a hermit."

Neji smirked and closed his eyes. "Indeed. I agree on the perverted part."

"Who doesn't? I agree with you."

"Hmpf. Well, peeking is extremely absurd and immature. Does your sensei not read his copies of 'Icha Icha'?" Neji asked.

Sasuke nodded.

"You won't see him dead without it." he said. "It's never outside a five meter range from him."

Neji sighed. "I knew it."

"Out of curiosity…I wonder if we'll be like them?" Sasuke thought out loud.

"…" Neji gaped.

"…" Sasuke was speechless. 'I did NOT just say that.'

"That never happened." they remarked simultaneously. They nodded.

"What are they holding at the carnival Saturday?" Sasuke asked.

"I heard they were holding an aiming contest." Neji's eyebrows furrowed in disappointment. So did Sasuke's.

"Aim? We don't have a hundred percent winning chance."

"We need…"

"Your teammate. What was her name again? TwoTwo?" (A/N: Don't get the wrong idea. I love Tenten. 3 She is so cool. D)

Neji chuckled. "Tenten. It's Tenten."

"And she can hit…"

"One hundred targets one hundred times."

"Of course. Too bad we're not Tenten."

Silence.

"My dear friend…" Sasuke and Neji grinned at each other.

"What can I say? Great minds think alike." Sasuke said.

"Likewise. Plan?"

"I've got one. Do you?"

"Of course."

"Okay, we'll combine our plans, and get a new one. Got it?"

Neji nodded. "Okay, here's what we'll do…"

Sasuke and Neji started writing in the dirt.

It may have seemed that Sasuke and Neji don't have a bit of a relationship, but they always hide it. No one knows. They actually pull clever pranks on fan girls, backing each other up at times. They can be evil and put people's hands on water while they're napping. Or, they can help an old hag-er-lady, over the street. And then they'll pull pranks like whipped cream in two hands, feet tied together, then nose tickling. The originals. Or, they do present pranks, such as pouring red ink on an fan girl's seat, and when they stand up, they're humiliated at the thought of people thinking and minds soaring with laughter and pointing. Masterminds no? And this is only an example.

Tenten woke up Friday morning. She yawned. She got up to the restroom as usual. She washed her face, and showered.

When she came back out, she screamed. Her apartment windows almost broke.

Tenten rushed out with a large straw hat, large sweater, and scarf. People looked at her like she was paranoid.

She quickly headed to Tsunade, but she was busy preparing for the carnival.

'No!' She thought. 'I had plans to go to the carnival on Saturday night! I need help…NOW!'

Tenten rushed around town trying desperately to find help. No use.

After that store, she ran to the next. That is…before she ran into a certain someone.

"Augh! Eh…eh…Sorry for running into you. Gotta go bye." She was just about to run off, until that person grabbed her hand.

"Eh?" Tenten turned. It was Neji. He was looking at her weirdly. Eyebrows raised and all.

"Tenten?"

"Who else! What do you wa-" Neji was lifting her hat and she slammed it down.

"Stop it!"

"What's wrong?" Neji asked.

"I…I…nothing!"

"Then why are you wearing such garments on a day like this?"

"Because…because…" She searched for an answer frantically.

"I uh…I-" Before she knew it, she was off the ground. Neji was carrying her. She blushed.

"N-Neji…where are you taking me?" she asked. They arrived on a tree branch.

Before Tenten knew it, her scarf, hat, and sweater was off. (A/N: Don't get any ideas about the sweater. He only unbuttoned it and that's it.)

"N-Neji!" Tenten hissed. "We'll be…I'LL be-"

"No you won't. Why is your face like that?" Neji asked.

"Someone switched my body wash, shampoo, and conditioner! That's why!"

"Hn…" Neji touched her face. Tenten blushed.

Tenten's face was striped in black and white, as well as her body. Her hair was in a red and black, in a Mohawk. It was striped too.

"I wanted to go to the carnival this Saturday…I can't go like this!" she exclaimed, tears forming. Pretty soon, they started to fall.

Neji wiped away her tears with his hand. Tenten was still blushing.

"N-Neji…" Neji closed in on her, until they were inches apart.

"I…" Tenten didn't know what to do. Her whole face was blushing under the black and white.

"…have the antidote."

Tenten gasped. "You do!"

Neji nodded. "It is a home remedy."

"Really!"

Neji nodded again. "You can have it…" Tenten leapt on him and hugged him tightly. She pecked his cheek but then blushed. Neji noticed but didn't show any humiliating reaction. So Tenten continued.

"Thank you Neji!" Neji had the slightest blush. Someone was snickering. He glared to the side.

"…with a price."

"Eh! A price!"

"Yes."

"Price…what is it?" Tenten was very nervous now. What could he be thinking?

"You, will transform into Sasuke at the carnival. You, will assist us with the aiming activity being held. Okay? Then you can do all you want."

"The activity tournament! But that takes up the whole time!"

"Do you want the antidote or not?" Neji asked.

"I…" 'DAMN IT! WHEN DID NEJI BECOME SO STUPID AND ARROGANT! HE'S STARTING ACT LIKE THAT STUPID UCHIHA!' Tenten screamed in her head.

"Well?"

Tenten sulked. She glared.

"Fine."

"Good. I'll see you there then." Neji was about to leave until Tenten grabbed on to his pant leg.

"Hold it. You said 'us' before. What do you mean by me helping 'us'?" she asked. "And why Sasuke?"

"You'll find out soon enough." Neji smirked. He disappeared.

"Wait! Ah…he's got some nerve…blackmailing me like that…" she cursed.

"Approved?"

"Approved." Neji crossed his arms.

"Good. But, we have one more problem." Sasuke told him. (A/N: It was Sasuke who snickered and received a death glare from Neji. Not Tenten.)

"What do we have to think about now?" Neji almost sounded like he was complaining.

"It'd be rude to do this to Tenten, and not let her get anything back. I don't have anything to give. You?"

"Oh…that. Don't worry about it. I've got it all planned out."

"Oh really?"

"Really."

"Hmpf." Sasuke stuck his hands in his pockets.

"Oh, and by the way…"

Neji opened one eye. "What?"

Sasuke smirked and pointed at his cheek.

"You were blushing." 'BLACKMAIL!'

"Why you…that topic is not relevant!"

"Well, it was shocking."

"So?"

"Then it's important."

"How?"

"I've never seen you blush before."

"It's only because of your Sharingan." Neji said.

"How did you know?" Sasuke flinched.

Neji smirked and activated his Byakugan.

"Byakugan."

"Oh. Should've guessed."

Every time there was a carnival in Konoha, there'd be something called a tournament contest. Each year, a category is chosen for people to attempt at. Last year, it was throwing rings like horseshoes. This year, it was aim.

It wasn't that Neji and Sasuke didn't have good aim, but it wouldn't be a hundred percent. They're trying to live up to the hundred percent record they've been setting for the past few years. Yes years. Ever since they've known each other.

Saturday Night

Tenten had hit every target there was. The objective was the throw a very hard to throw ball at this small target that would cause all the Koi to fall into the water. Tenten hit every single one. The once empty tank was now full of Koi.

They had made it through all of the rounds, with 'Sasuke' or Tenten winning. With Neji too of course. Tenten switched transformations between Sasuke and Neji. Each time she did, either Sasuke would disappear or Neji would disappear. The real one that is. This was a lot of stress for Tenten. By the time she was done, she was exhausted and tired. She didn't get to see play either. And she had been waiting so long…

But at least she got to see the vibrant colors of the carnival. That was one good thing.

The carnival was now closing. People started leaving too. Tenten started walking out of the carnival's boundaries. Until someone gripped her shoulder from behind.

"Eh?" She turned. "Neji?"

Neji smiled. "Tenten. I would like to thank you for coming tonight."

Tenten winced. "What?"

Neji lowered his gaze and kissed her. (A/N: Without hugging her or anything. Just, standing.)

Tenten's eyes widened. Slowly, she sunk in, and was just about to reply until someone slammed a bag into her arms. The kiss only lasted seconds.

Neji was walking away by the time she had realized what had happened. She looked down into the bag. There was a mask, (A/N: I think it was an ANBU mask.) a water balloon, and a bag with a single Koi in it. There was also a bundle of seasonal blossoms that a man brought to Konoha, only during the festival. In other words, once a year.

Tenten blushed and looked up at Neji who was in the distance. 'Thank you…'

She started walking home. "That so beats watching a dumb play."

Neji walked and appeared at a certain Uchiha who was smirking madly. Sasuke had his arms crossed, and was leaning against a tree. There was a bag laid next to him near his feet.

"I should of brought some snacks, popcorn, and soda. Too bad I forgot."

Neji frowned. "What?"

"I thought those flowers surprised me, but this is just too good."

Neji scowled.

"Just be quiet will you?"

"Hmpf." Sasuke smiled. "I don't know about you, but I'm a bit famished from that disappearing and reappearing from before. I don't blame your girlfriend for being tired." He held up the bag. "I'm eating. Care to join?"

"Hn." Neji walked with Sasuke over to a table outside the carnival. The carnival was now open for adults with adult booths for adult things.

Neji sat with Sasuke and started eating the food he bought. Neji stared at all the tomatoes and rice balls he took out. Not that he didn't like them, it was just shocking.

"Rice balls and tomatoes?"

Sasuke looked up from a tomato. "They're-"

Neji held up a hand to a halt. "Wait. Don't answer that. I just forgot."

Sasuke smirked. "Don't worry. I didn't forget you." he reached into the bag and pulled something out. He laid it in front of Neji who stared.

"Oh yeah. Here's something else." He laid a tomato and a chocolate candy bar on top.

"You're lucky. I never share my tomatoes." he said. Neji smirked.

"Hn…"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "What's up with you and 'Hn…'?" Neji frowned at him.

"What's up with you and 'Strength'?" they had a staring contest for a while. No one really lost or won because they both laughed it off. But then they resulted in spitting bits of tomato at each other.

Ohohen: Cough cough Eh heh…yeah. Tomato. Heh heh…

This was one page shorter then my limit for chapters on my other story. D

I'm planning to do two or three more before I declare and proclaim this story as complete. But then again, you never know what may pop up into my pitiful nut case. As you may have noticed, this chapter was dedicated to Neji and Tenten. Next one will be dedicated to Sasuke and Sakura. Let's see who'll be smirking madly now Sasuke!

Last chapter will be based on both of them. So it's kinda like this.

Ch. 1-- Neji and Sasuke.

Ch. 2-- Neji and Tenten.

Ch. 3-- Sasuke and Sakura

Ch. 4-- All or Sakura and Tenten your choice.

When I say 'Your choice' I don't mean you choose. I mean you choose weather you call it 'All' or 'Sakura and Tenten' Got it?

Thank you to all who reviewed. Hope you keep reading. AND REVIEW! D Grin