-1Bangs head to Seishun Kyousou Seishun Kyousou is the fifth opening of Naruto I think. D I like all the openings and endings EXCEPT Harmonia with Sakura and Ino acting like freaks.
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I just love those short disclaimers
A Dazed Conversation: A Sasuke and Neji Series
Chapter Three: Dialouge Three:Henge! The Transformation Prank Dilemma!
Neji was sitting under a tree, meditating as usual. The sky was clear, with a light breeze and fair sunshine. Neji liked it away from the village; away from the noise.
That is, until suddenly…
"Ow." …someone threw a pebble at him. He looked towards the tree. His eyes narrowed.
"Uchiha…Sasuke…" 'No…' He smirked.
Sasuke smirked.
"Hyuuga…Neji…"
He leapt down from the tree.
"Good day to the sitting duck." he said.
"Hmpf." Neji responded.
"I assumed that because you were sitting under a tree, you wanted to be called a sitting duck from this day on." he said.
"For your information, I was-"
"Meditating. I know." Sasuke sat down next to him.
"What are you here for?"
"I wanted to ask-"
"You want to train." Neji interrupted him.
"STOP LABELING PEOPLE DAMMIT." Sasuke stood up. Neji glared.
"Drop the disguise…" Neji hit Sasuke. A poof of air appeared.
There stood Naruto, wanting desperately to leave.
"Uzumaki Naruto…"
Naruto hesitated. Neji must of blinked because he was gone by then.
Neji looked around. He sighed quietly, and walked back to meditating.
Abruptly, he stopped. He smirked and crossed his arms.
"You have a pretty sharp eye."
"I'm not a Hyuuga for nothing…Uchiha Sasuke."
"Hyuuga Neji of the Hyuuga clan." Sasuke came down from the tree.
"Should I thank you for existing? Being that the Sharingan descended from the Byakugan." (A/N: I think this is true. I forgot.)
"Think as you must. I have no interest." He stared at the Sharingan user. "What are you doing here anyways?"
"I saw Naruto transform into me, so I decided to trail him."
"Do you know his purpose?" Neji asked.
The Uchiha shook his head. "No."
The Hyuuga nodded. "There doesn't seem to be many people who understand him. Much." he said.
"Agreed. He does the most random things at random times."
The Byakugan user nodded.
"So, how have you been?" Sasuke asked.
"Not much has been happening." he replied.
"What about your training partner…TwoTwo was it?" Neji chuckled.
"Tenten."
"Of course. Where is she?"
"Ill."
"Ill? For how long?"
"Almost a week by this point."
"Hm. Has she seen Tsunade?"
Neji looked at him surprised.
"No. Haruno came. Weren't you aware of that?"
Sasuke looked back at him surprised. He sat down.
"No. I wasn't aware of that."
"Well, she came."
"Oh." Sasuke's voice fell slightly silent.
Neji stared at him. Sasuke was looking at the clouds.
'Wait…'
Neji quickly dug into his back pocket and chucked a kunai at Sasuke. Sasuke was surprised and came out to be…
"Nara Shikamaru?"
"Gyeh!" Shikamaru disappeared. Being one of the first chuunins and all.
Neji winced. Why was everyone turning into the Uchiha today?
Neji decided he would go and find the Uchiha himself. He headed towards the Uchiha clan's old place. It was said that Sasuke always tried to keep it clean. Like a maid.
Neji walked up the steps of the Uchiha residence. The old, torn up fans and lamps were replaced by new ones.
He knocked. Pause. He knocked again. He listened. No one.
Neji confirmed no one was there by using his Byakugan. He knew that he shouldn't be reckless with it, but it was his to control.
Neji decided he'd go to the Uchiha's own apartment. So, he walked over to his apartment, couple blocks down.
He was surprised when he arrived, he found the he couldn't help but snicker.
'So,' He thought. 'I'm not the only one.'
Neji couldn't get in or even knock on his door since it was overly covered in boxes of chocolate, Valentines, and flowers. Mostly roses. Valentines day was two days ago. His door looked like an exact replica of his door. Instead of being scolded by his family and clan, he was pointed out and laughed at.
"Hyuuga…Neji…? What are you doing here?" Neji turned. It was Sasuke. He was holding a bag of groceries, with a confused expression on his face.
"Are you busy at the moment?" he asked.
This made the Uchiha even more surprised.
"I guess…I have errands to run."
"You do realize people (Males) around town are calling you a maid." He paused. "Not that I really think you care."
"You're right. I don't. Come in. We'll discuss this inside."
This surprised the Hyuuga. One of the last members of the Uchiha clan were asking a member of the Hyuuga clan to come in? Oh well. There was never a large rivalry between the two, so he followed along, nodding.
"Sit." Sasuke said when he got in, taking off his shoes. Neji took of his shoes and sat on a nearby chair. He looked around the apartment. It was plainly decorated with old scraps of décor from the Uchiha Residence. The new ones had been placed on the Uchiha Residence themselves.
Neji watched as Sasuke unpacked his groceries, carefully setting them inside the refrigerator and cabinets.
Sasuke looked at what was in the refrigerator.
"Neji, juice or water?" Neji looked startled.
"Oh. Uh…Doesn't matter." he replied. Sasuke winced and went back into the fridge.
Sasuke came out and tossed a bottle of milk to Neji. Neji stared. 'Milk?' Just because his eyes were milky, didn't mean he enjoyed the refreshment…much.
Sasuke sat down and drank his bottle of juice. He set the cap back on and put it beside him.
"Here." he tossed a carton of water to Neji. "Just pour the milk into the dish."
"Dish…"
"Cats come along all the time. They aggravating, so I use milk to shut them up."
"Hn…" He twisted open the cap and poured the milk out. Then, he walked over and sat down near Sasuke on the couch.
"What do you need? I have errands to run."
"I was just wondering weather you were aware that both Neji and Shikamaru transformed into you and confronted me." Sasuke almost choked. In fact, he did. Sasuke coughed.
"…" Neji watched until he noticed that it was serious, so he started patting his back.
Neji handed him his bottled water. He hadn't opened it yet, so he let Sasuke drink it. It didn't help. So, this gave Neji no choice. He didn't want to do a CPR (A/N: I think it's a CPR I'm not sure.) So, he gave Sasuke a nice, hard, whack on the back. Sasuke stopped coughing. He took another sip of water and stood up, came back with another which he tossed to Neji.
"Okay." He coughed. "What were you saying?"
"Naruto and Shikamaru transformed into you." Sasuke raised his eyebrow.
"Why?"
"That, I'd like to find out as well."
"I don't really care, but did they make me look…awkward?"
"Besides along the line of 'Stop labeling people damn it' and staring at the clouds with a dazed look then no."
" 'Stop labeling people damn it'? That's an unusual line."
"Agreed. Well, I should be leaving now." Neji stood up and started to leave, leaving Sasuke thinking.
"Wait." Sasuke held up a hand to a halt. Neji looked his way with a questioned expression.
"Help me plan revenge."
Neji gasped. "Revenge!" Sasuke nodded, taking another sip of tomato juice.
"Why?"
Sasuke smirked at Neji.
"Come one Hyuuga. You should feel special. I never get to pull pranks anymore." he said. "And…" Sasuke eyed him. "I know who stuck that note on Shino two months ago."
Neji had a blank expression, which eventually, turned into a grin. "Uchiha…You are revenge…" Sasuke grinned.
"I have a plan…" (Neji.)
Naruto was walking down the street, happily as ever. He went over to the Ichikaru Ramen shop. The manager greeted him as always until…
Their jaw dropped.
Naruto walked away.
The manager and worker pointed, jaw dropped.
"W-w-was it just me or did he just…"
"Flick us off!"
"KYAH! NANI!"
Shikamaru walked down the sidewalk in…very few clothes…
He walked over to a small house with the largest fluffy pillows ever. He sat down and almost immediately, ten girls leapt and groped him.
Shikamaru was what most modern time people call "Pimpin'."
Somewhere far away was a certain couple tied to a tree.
'That damned Uzumaki…why did I go along with his plan?'
'GYAH! GET ME OFF!'
So, Naruto went around flicking people off, and "Pimpin'." as was Shikamaru, flicking off everyone who he didn't like and was walking by. Each had their own little cabin in the forest.
Later that day (Around 7:30)
Sasuke and Neji were green. They puked.
Twenty minutes of disgusting actions later…
Sasuke and Neji washed off their mouths with clean water, and started rolling on the ground of Sasuke's apartment, laughing.
"Okay, you must admit, that was sickening, but it was downright hilarious!" Sasuke exclaimed.
"Tell me about it! I can't wait till tomorrow when everybody is infuriated by us, posing as them! They'll get it for sure!"
And so, they laughed off into the night.
That is until they realized that they forgot to untie the real Naruto and Shikamaru. So, they went and became Ino by Sasuke, and Hinata by Neji, untying them. Then they threw in a passionate kiss, a VERY passionate kiss to make the couple turn tomato red. Thankfully, they had covered their mouths with rubber, and made their mouths numb and covered by one of Neji's home remedies, so they'd be protected.
When they came back to Sasuke's apartment, they started laughing more. Until Neji had to leave so the bid farewell with Neji leaving.
Then they called each other and started talking about what happened. And laughed. Finally, they decided to think of more pranks to pull on the people of Konoha.
BEWARE PEOPLE OF KONOHA! BEWARE OF THE DREADED DUO!
Ohohen: XD Couldn't help myself. I know as the story neared the end it was becoming extremely OOC for both of them, but it's only to make this story funny. I decided to add a couple more chapters, since I couldn't think of one with the SasukexSakura pairing, so the next update may take a while, but I promise it within a two week range! It'll be at least one day.
Coughcough Reviewers! I didn't ask you to tell me what you wanted me to name the chapter! I was trying to tell you that you can say that that last chapter could be dedicated to Sakura and Tenten or as All which is also, Sakura and Tenten. Eh heh…sorry I didn't explain myself clear enough…
I don't have any ideas of what Naruto was planning, so don't ask what were Naruto and Shikamaru planning. Because I don't know. I only did it so it'd fit into the story.
And no, when they transformed it does not hint any Yaoi or Shonen-ai. I mean like, COME ON! SasukexShikamaru? NejixNaruto? Who the heck are you kidding! Yeah they have the same letter names. NO THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY HINTS! Besides the fact that Naruto and Neji have fought before. BUT THEY WERE FIGHTING SO HA! P