Marina: Ooh! I had a brilliant idea!

Zuko: Great. And I care because…

Marina: Because, It'll help you catch the avatar.

Zuko: Whopdie flippin' doo. I was doing fine on my own.

Maria: So… What you're saying is you haven't been banished from your own nation for three years, and you have the avatar in a prison cell downstairs.

Zuko: Well… Uh… AT LEAST IM NOT PREAGNANT!

Marina: First or all, you're a guy. And second, IT IS NOT MY FAULT ALREADY! I told you that last chapter!

Zuko: Well, um…

Marina: You can't think of a comeback, can you?

Zuko: Uh… SCREW YOU! Zuko runs off

Marina and FMO: Okaaaaaay… Ooh! A kitty! MINE!

Back to the story…

Zuko's POV

'Well, that was messed up.' I thought. 'Marina's plan better work or… Something like that. This is pathetic. Here I am, being controlled by a teenaged girl who has nothing better to do than write a retarded fanfic and control my life and this is all she can come up with is this…'

"That is weird, huh?" Said a voice from behind him.

"Stop reading my mind! Damn you FMO! You just had to make her psychic, didn't you?" I screamed into space.

"Who are you screaming at?" Marina asked.

"Um… LOOK! A KITTY!" I yelled and pointed in a random direction.

"KITTY-WITTY!" Marina yelled and ran off (in the wrong direction).

"Idiot." I thought aloud and, like a pregnant blur, she ran in front of me.

"Ok, You have five minutes to take that back." She said sternly.

'Oh, how the hell did she hear me? I was being quiet. Damn telepaths.' I thought. Before I realized what I was thinking, my back was slammed against the nearest wall.

"Oh, five minutes, five seconds. Apparently I'm bad at math." She said.

(FMO speaks… "That was for you, Just plain insane! Go Danny phantom!" FMO has spoken…)

"Dammit, woman! Can you go ONE day without having uncontrollable mood swings!" I yelled.

"Shut up!" She screamed. "Get over yourself you god dammed son of a…"

A guard walked in and said, "Sir, we've spotted the avatar."

"Yay! I hope I get nominated for an Oscar for this!" Marina said excitedly. "Everyone out, I have to change."

By the time I was out and had closed the door, she ran through fully dressed in a blue dress that went down to her knees and asked, "How do I look?"

'Like a stupid water tribe imbecile.' I thought then said. "You look great."

She just gave me a death stare then it hit me: WHY THE HELL WAS I THINKING THAT IN FRONT OF A PSYCIC?

"Uh… Sorry about that…" I said, nervous of her mood swings.

She just stomped out angrily.

"That's going to come back to haunt me, isn't it?" I asked myself.

Marina's POV

'What is that idiot thinking? Wait, scratch that, I know what he was thinking. Then he's just an idiot.' I thought to myself. 'Wait a second, did Zuko remember to tell the crew about the plan…. I'm screwed…'

"ZUKO!" I yelled.

"What did I do now?" He asked walking up to me.

"Did you tell the crew about the plan?" I asked, trying not to look to intimidating.

"I… uh…" He stuttered.

"YOU FUCKHEAD!" I yelled.

"Um… I'm going to tell the crew now… over there." He managed to say then ran off.

'Thought so.' I thought and walked off.

After blah, blah, blah… (Ten minutes)

"Sir, we are getting close to the avatar." A guard said to Zuko.

"Finally! It's been forever!" I yelled.

"It's been ten minutes, Marina. Calm down." Said Zuko.

"Let's get going!" I said cheerfully then Zuko walked on deck.

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