Marina: Yay! I'm gonna capture the Avatar!

Sokka: Hey! That's my fruit, MoMo!

MoMo: Squeak.

Aang: Don't capture me!

Katara: Um…

Zuko: Who the hell is that guy?

Bob the builder: I'm Bob the builder!

Everyone: Look! He's wicked! Get him! No one morns the wicked so we have to bring him, down!

Background people from wicked: Hey! That's our line!

FMO: I gotta stop writing these…

Marina's POV

As I was about to grab him…

"MoMo! Give me back my friggin' peach!" Sokka who was somehow awake and chasing MoMo ran by. MoMo ran in front of me and dropped the peach on my head.

"AH! What the hell are you trying to do, kill me? I'm fucking allergic to peaches!" I screamed then clamped a hand over my mouth.

Katara and Aang both woke up. "Dammit." I cussed under my breath.

I quickly used my telekinesis to levitate Aang and myself and flew off.

"Must… not… sing… defying gravity…" I mumbled.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Aang asked.

"Shut up." I said quietly.

In a second we where out of the forest (Did I mention they where in a forest) and on the beach. I looked around for a minute then spotted Zuko's fire navy ship and flew off that way.

"Do you work for Prince Zuko or something?" Aang asked.

"No way… how did you ever figure it OF CORSE I DO!" I yelled.

"But didn't he rape you?" He asked.

"I WAS FUCKING MAKEINGIT UP!" I yelled.

"Well, you don't have to cuss at me because you lied." He said.

"Oh, just shut up!" I said very agitated.

"Why are you working for Zuko? You're from the water tribe." He said.

"No, I'm from the fire nation! I am dressed like a water tribe bitch!" I yelled.

"Well, I didn't expect clothing to lie too." He said softly.

"Hey, If you weren't raped by Zuko, then who's the father?" He asked.

"Uh, Zuko…" I said.

"But, if he didn't rape you then…" He started.

"Yes! Now shut up!" I yelled.

"Wait, last chapter you didn't know what rape was and… now you do." I said confused.

"Blame the author…" He said.

Suddenly, a small dark clout flies above Aang's head and he is hit with lightning. The author rolls on the floor laughing…

We FINALY reached the ship; Zuko was standing on deck waiting.

"Hey, Zuki, one Avatar telepathically raped up and ready to go!" I yelled.

"How did you catch him so fast?" Zuko yelled.

"Zuki?" Aang said.

"That's what I like to call him, it embarrasses him." I said

"Marina!" He yelled.

"You rang." I said.

"Your real name is Marina. But you're…" I cut Aang off.

"A fire bender."

"Actually, I was going to say from the fire FIRE BENDER? But you're a water bender! I saw you!" He yelled.

"What part of Telekinesis can you not comprehend?" I said sarcastically.

"Put him in the prison cell!" Zuko ordered his crew.

2 hours later, in the prison cell…

"I get it! You use telekinesis to do fake water bending!" Aang said excitedly.

I was silent.

'I took him 2 hours to figure it out… FMO you must really hate him.' I thought.

(FMO specks… "Guilty as charged. Screw you Aang worshipers! Go to hell! Unless you are my fan, then you are fuckin' awesome!" FMO has spoken…)

"Okay. That's it! I am not wanted in this fic so I am going to leave!" Aang screamed.

"But, you're the prisoner. You can't leave!" I yelled.

"I'm going and you can't stop me!" Aang said and got a delete button and deleted himself from the story.

"Now what?" I asked myself.


Author's mindless rambling…

Ok. So maybe that was messed up at the end but I got tired of typing so… yeah. There ya go… I'll replace that in the next chapter. Ok, so don't kill me… Yeah, so… bye!