FMO: Ok, I don't own anything, OK. GEZZE. Newho, Sry, My computer crashed and I lost everything and I mean EVERTHING, Not having a good week, OK. GET OFF MY BACK and review you review less people! OK OK OK ! AHHHHHH!

Zuko and Marina: This is the girl controlling our lives. (We're doomed)

Aang: That's nothing, she has a grudge against me!

Katara: Yea, Aang IS screwed.

Sokka: Yup…

Momo: SWEEK!

Peach: DON'T EAT ME!

Bob The builder: CAN WE FIX IT?

Marina blows up Bob the Builders brain.

Marina: WEDDINGS!

Zuko: I WANNA GET ON WITH THE FUCKING STORY!

FMO: Me too!

Aang: WHEEEEE! (Does the air scoter)

FMO shoots Aang in the face.

FMO: (holds gun to everyone's face) WE'RE GETTING ON WITH THE STORY!


On with the story

Zuko's POV

Two months passed and the wedding crap was set up. Apparently Uncle had been planning this day… forever. So, well, let's say that I'm refusing to wear a tuxedo…

"Zuko, are you positive you don't want to wear the tuxedo I picked out for you?" Iroh asked me.

"YES!" I said a FINAL time. "I am not wearing your fucking-"

"Watch your tongue, Zuko." Iroh warned.

Suddenly, an anvil fell from nowhere right onto Iroh's foot.

"AH! WHAT THE FUCKING CRAP! THIS IS LIKE FUCKING FUCKED UP! WHERE DID THAT FUCKING SHIT COME FROM?" Iroh screamed at the top of his lungs.

After a long long long LONG laugh, I stopped and finished preparing myself for the commitment, I mean wedding.

I went out on deck, everything was set up and there was even a priest out there… Which was kind of creepy? I mean, where had he been for the past two years? Well anyway. Marina was… well, she was somewhere. So an organ guy saw me and began playing, apparently I was supposed to go out or something. So I began walking.

Well, good thing that is what I was supposed to do, or else I would be as embarrassed as shit.

So, once I got up to the alter, the music started playing that song, you know, the song. The song, the wedding song, it goes like DO DO DODO DO DO DODO DO DO DO DOOOOOODO DO DO DODO DO. That one. Then Marina came out wearing a blue wedding dress and looked at me like I'm crazy in my armor. She walked down the isle. So, um, I dunno, the wedding went on…

"Dearly annoyed at this wedding," The priest began "we are gathered here today to watch to stupid teenagers commit for a lifelong session of TORTURE! Now, let's just skip right to the point. Does Prince Zuko take this Fugly Slut to be his wife, of cores he does. Ok, Fugly slut. Do you take him for your husband?"

"What do you mean 'Fugly Slut'?" Marina screamed.

"Yes or no, bitch!"

"Fine! I take him as a husband! Happy!" She yelled in frustration.

"P-A-R-Tay!" The priest screamed.

Suddenly the deck flipped over revealing like, party stuff.

"Isn't that a realativleghyiftyvghhjk impossibiliftyvghj?" The science guy you can never understand said.

Marina shoved him off deck and began to dance. And all the men on the ship where happy because they had lots n' lots of BEER!

A few hours later everyone was either drunk or tired. One guy barfed then fell flat on his face and the 15 1/3 foot tall wedding cake was gone. Well, the frosting was. The bread part nobody gave a shit about. And five guys sat in a circle sniffing a sharpie.

All was right with the world.

Then the unexpected just HAD to happen!

A fire nation ship came out of absolutely NOWHERE! And fire nation soldiers began to board. About six of them went to the sharpie and half went to the beer, but the loyal few stayed obediently like frigging dogs and waited for their leader to board. And guess who!

"Zhao!" Zuko spat as if it were a curse.

"Ah, Zuko. I see you and your men are working hard." He said glancing at the cake, sharpie snifters and drunkards.

Luckily Marina had gotten tired, changed into her water tribe smock because she liked to sleep in it and was safely tucked away downstairs. Or so I thought.

She burst through the door and screamed. "What the hell is going on up here?"

She immediately took note of the extra soldiers then Zhao.

"A water tribe wench?" Zhao laughed. "Wow. You must be completely desperate Zuko."

"What?" I screamed.

Zhao laughed and commanded his loyal (well half of it) to attack the ship for no reason.

Then to make matters worse, a huge thunder storm began instantly and… Wow we are SERIOUSLY fucked.

The waves crashed on deck and threw my and the stupider half of Zhao's crew overboard.

Marina clutched desperately at the door frame before yelling, "Dude! Where the fuck did this storm come from"

Another wave came and Zhao, his crew, uncle and Marina braced ourselves.

I closed my eyes expecting it to be horrible but I only got splashed a little but kept my eyes closed.

"What the fuck?" I asked myself.

Then I heard Marina's scream and opened my eyes only to see a flash of blue fall over the edge of the ships railing. Zhao and his crew where quick to scramble off my ship and go onto their own hoping they could get themselves to safety… Those cowardly basterds.

"Marina?" I called and raced to the edge of the ship as Zhao sailed away.

I saw a female head come up for air. "Zuko?" Marina asked before another wave dragged her down.

"Marina!" I yelled.

"Zuko!" She yelled back.

"MARINA!"

"ZUKO!"

"Sponge Bob" A talking sponge said as it briefly came out of the water then dived back in.

Then Marina went back underwater and I didn't see her come back up.

"She's gone?" I asked in disbelief.

Marina's POV

I washed up on the shore of a frozen place and immediately recognized it.

"Home… The north pole." I stammered.

I got to my feet and realized I could barely stand.

"Dammit all!" I cursed under my breath.

I finally got up and began to walk, when suddenly I felt surges of pain in my stomach. I look down to see water all over the ground under me. I screamed.

Authors mindless ramblings…

So, how evil am I for leaving you sprawled over the edge of a cliff? VERY EVIL INDEED! So, did you LIKE it? Or did you LOVE it? Or both? Notice im not giving you any I hate it answers so. REVIEW YOU LAZY BUMS!