FMO: Sorry for the no updates... Both writer's block and not haveing word installed on Mr. computer crash-a-lot

Computer: (evilness)

Marina: (tired) Will you get on with the fucking story? Im so tired from all the re-writes of this chapter!

FMO: Not yet, we haven't finished the pre-chpter chat

Marina: WHAT THE... Fine, Im takeing a vacation! No more chapters, no more Sokka, no more baby. Just me and stress free nothingness! You freaks may be able to handle this but I'm an OC, Im not used to this!

Sokka: Im not a! Nevermind...

FMO: HOW THE FUCK CAN WE DO THE FINAL CHAPTER WHICH I HAD PLANNED OUT WITHOUT YOU! YOU HAVE TO KILL SOKKA! KILLLLLLL!

Sokka: Why do you hate me!

FMO: I cant kill him by myself! Oh wait... I CAN!

Sokka: GAH! (runs)

Marina: I am sooooo outta here... (leaves)

FMO: But this is the final chapter! Fine! I'll have it your way and give you a vacation but you better be ready by next chapter! Bitch...

Katara: Sooo, does this mean the pre-chapter chat is done?

Start chapter

Zuko's POV since Marina's on vacation

I was walking in circles and letting my bored mind wander as the boreing chapter went on. Uncle being the ginius he is dropped my Nentendo DS in the ocean so i really had nothing to do.

Iroh walked up to me, probobly going to suggest i do something stupid or say sorry again. I ignored him and walked by.

"Zuko, I have news for you." Said Iroh. "The avatar is dead!"

I twitched for a few secconds. Then I looked back to Iroh with a I-will-kill-you-if-this-is-a-lie type look and then screamed to the heavens:

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'THE AVATAR IS DEAD!"

I was litaraly fumming. I could hardly see Iroh with all the smoke in the room.

"Now there is no way I can get back home! EVER! I have to live on this ship! FOREVER!" I yelled.

"Zuko, calm down. You still have a chance to marry someone." Iroh explained.

"There are two problems with that: One, No girl would want almost bald scar-boy as their husband, unless they where desprate. And two where would I find anyone to marry, I cant just walk up, grab some elegable girl and force her to marry me!" I explained.

Iroh and i shared looks for a few minutes.

"I WONT do that just to get home!"

We looked at eachother for a few mor minutes before both yelling to the captain:

"Stop at the nearest harbor!"

The captain looked at us strangely then plotted a corse for the nearest harbor.

At the nearest harbor

"Welcome to Woman free Island!" A beach dude said running up to the new ship in the harbor.

"There are women on this island right?" I asked skepticaly.

"Didnt you hear me. 'Woman Free Island!' DUH!" The beach dude said.

"Kill someone, I'm going to KILL SOMEONE!" I thought aloud.

Withought thinking I scorched the Beach dude untill he was a pile of ash at my feet.

"CAPTAIN! NEXT HARBOR!" I yelled running to the boat before someone noticed and came after me.

The captain sighed and plotted the corse for another harbor.

Harbor number 2

A hot woman ran up to the new ship in the harbor.

"Hi! Welcome to the All-Woman Island!" She greeted. "OMG! Your a guy! No one here has seen a guy in 25 years!"

"Hey, Wanna marry me?" Zuko said cheerfuly runing up next to the hot woman.

"Um, NO WAY!" She said. "Im les, so is everyone else here."

"kill Kill KILL!" I said.

I scorched the woman to a pile of ash and got back on the ship.

"CAPTAIN! NEXT HARBOR!"

The captain glared at me then ploted a corse for another harbor.

Third time usualy works!

We came to a market place type harbor. All sorts of Trades where all over the place.

"This looks good." I said to myself.

Iroh and I went down to the marketplace. Iroh, being weird like he was, went off looking at every antiqe and shiny thing on the harbor.

I went looking for the nearest acceptable girl.

too fat...

too skinny...

too ugly...

too mutant...

too... she looks nice.

"exuse me." I said coming up to the girl.

She turned around. There was a huge wart on her cheek, it moved!

"GAH!" I ran away.

I ran by a beautiful girl and stopped in my tracks.

I grabbed her, put a hand over her mouth and ran.

"Hey get back here!" A large angry man yelled after me.

I ran faster. I saw Iroh and as I passed grabbed his sleve and urged him to run.

We got on the ship!

"CAPTAIN-" But before I could finish the sentince the captain Started swearing, jumped out a window and swam away.

"CRAP!"

The big angry man grabbed the beautiful girl away from me and...

10 minutes later

I lay brused on the deck, twitching and cussing.

This was not a fun day...

Author's mindless rambleings...

There ya have it, another chapter and thanks to marina, another chapter after that! Reveiw or die!