The Semi-Secret Diary Entries of Ginny Weasley in Tom Riddle's Journal
By Spectra16
A/N: I got this idea from the most current chapter of What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar? This is purely satire, not serious at all.
Sirius: Eh?
A/N: I didn't say your name. Go back to bed.
Sirius: (shrug)
A/N: This is another part of my series "Shortest Short Stories Ever". So enjoy. Also, this story will make fun of chat rooms.
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Chapter One: Beginning of a Beautiful Relationship (A parasitic one)
Dear Diary,
Today I found this old leather bound book and now I'm keeping it as a diary! Yay!
It's a journal dammit! Not a diary!
What? This book writes things when I am not putting quill to paper! How is that possible? I should notify Professor Lockhart!
What? No! Don't do that! Lockhart is a tart. Just enjoy the fact that I'm writing back to you. Get it? I'm your friend in your pocket!
Whatever you say. Who are you?
Rather hot and sexy. Who needs noses?
But I can't see you! How do I even know who you are?
Um . . . You can't! Cry about it! Actually. . . I'm . . . Tom Riddle. Look me up! I'm good at everything, not to mention has sweet side burns at age 16!
I don't know. My mommy told me never to talk to strangers.
Damn! Fine! Well, what's your name?
Ginny Weasley.
Well now we're not strangers anymore!
Tommy, you're funny!