Oprah (hello). Well, people don't seem quite as interested in this story than the last, so I will make this so well, err, special that they will feel guilty if they don't read it!

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Disclaimer: I don't own ATLA got it? Yep.

Where were we, well, umm, oh yes, Sokka in the kitchen with Iroh and Jun, Jack on the deck, Ozai in the closet and everyone is happy! YAY! (:twitch:)

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"Ooowwwwwwwwww! BAAAAA YOU ZULA! " (:thumbs up to the big machine bleeper dude:)Screamed Ozai after being stabbed for the 40th time. Zula merely smiled and continued to sharpen the blade she was holding.

"FINE! IM NOT JESUS! I'LL COME OUT! JUST STOP STABBING ME!" the closet door slid back. Zula screamed and hid under the bed. (:GAH! MUST RUN! HELP:) the man who walked out of the closet had a muscular physique, but his face looked like it once was pretty, but was run over, put into a blender, redone by Picasso, and then subject of some tar and feathering. He had horrible monkey side burns, all uneven and growing into a goatee, and his nose was horribly crooked. "Zula? Is this yours?" he picked up a red book and examined it. A small squeak came from under the bed, "no"

he opened to a random page. He resumed reading as he walked down the hallway, not noticing that people were screaming' "SOMEONE HELP! I NEED TO DIE!", in his ear. He picked up a helmet (one of those Grecian-style ones that cover the almost entirety of the face) and put it on. Ozai kept reading as he walked out the door. He sooo needed to puke.

Aang walked by (:…… WAIT, NO! AANG IN A RED RUBBER MINISKIRT, SEQUIN TUBE TOP, LONG BLACK BOOTS, WHITE LONG GLOVES, AND….AND….. A PINK WIG! OH MY GOD:) with his gaggle of girls and asked, "excuse me, mister, are you feeling okay?"

Ozai replied "NO, NOW BE A GOOD GIRL AND TAKE THIS FOR ME OKAY?" he handed the book to Aang and ran to the nearest bathroom. Aang read the spine and jumped (:o.O his wig fell off…:)

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Somehow, the three working in the kitchen got on a deserted island. (:o.O:) "It is all your fault you tea loving schmuck!" Sokka yelled and pointed to Iroh.

"DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO MY HONEY BUNCH LIKE THAT!" screamed Jun. She took Sokka by the shirt and flung him up into the sky.

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Zuko was looking through his telescope upon his ship when he saw Sokka flying through the air right towards him! "HOLY BEEP!" (:thumbs up to the big machine bleeper dude:)He could move though his feet wouldn't let him. Sokka went crashing into Zuko so hard they crashed down to the next floor in the ship. As Zuko struggled to get Sokka off of him, Sokka said, "Oprah, Mr. Fuzzyumms. Want some tea with that sugar?" Zuko screamed then fainted.

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Just as Sokka was flying through the air:

Kit-Kat and Jack were watching the ship next to them go by. "Oh no…" mumbled jack as he hid behind Kit-Kat. "Its Zuko" he said as he pointed at a guy on the ship looking through a telescope. They watched his facial expression go from concentrated to downright scared. Kit-Kat screamed as she pointed at something that was flying towards Zuko, "IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A BALLOON, NOOOO, EVEN WORSE! Its Sokka…" she held her head in her hands as Sokka sent Zuko down to the next floor….

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Aang realized what he had to do, so he said this as he replaced his wig, "Come on, girls, we have a mission to return this diary to it's rightful owner! Prince Zuko!" they all fainted, so they were no use. "Well then, the author of this must like people fainting." He said as he walked off to the shore (: I DO NOT! HMPH! Bmbd: oh reeeeeaaaaalllyyy! Me:NO:). "GAH! EWWWW!" screamed a guy coming out of the bathroom. Ozai stuck his head out, "WAIT, I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT PIERCING! WAIT!" he ran after the man. Aang was totally creeped out, he guessed that Ozai was contemplating the concept of 'gayness' too. Either that or he was in the closet for too long….

Aang got to the shore only to see Zuko's ship with a gigantic hole in it….

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hey all, its me again. God, I must have done something very weird with Sokka's brain. This is the only time I will say this…. Poor Zuko….. (:gags:) oh my, I feel like I need to wash out my mouth… eww….

Well, I hope they feel guilty!

-Shirakura