A/N: Although I'm not quite sure what the third theme actually refers to, I'll just roll with it and see what happens.
Disclaimer: You should know this one by now.
Third Kiss: "Jolt!"
It fell like a burning turret during an Arthurian conflict tearing concrete and shattering glass as easily as a scissor blade slicing through a milk carton. Muzzily Kakashi got to his feet in the five foot deep gulch carved by his plummeting body and studied Gai's handiwork. The telephone pole cut neatly through the topmost floor of the academy with bits of the roof falling in perilously since the room it came to a halt in was a class. The chuunin instructor who was in the middle of teaching a henge incredulously stuck her head out of the demolished window which was nothing more than a gaping hole that seemed like a wrecking ball created.
"Ah! Ware! Ware! It seems that our passionately youthful clash has resulted in a bit of damage to our alma mater!" Gai gushed apologetically. Kurenai spluttered thinking of the kids that were huddled like ducklings in the back of the classroom from what they feared was their impending doom. A cloud of smoke dissipated and the eternal rivals began to inspect their demolition work. A water main cracked above was spewing a sprinkling of rain producing puddles of water their boots splashed in getting Kurenai's skirt and legs wet as she flit around. One of the deeper pools carried something else, a thick torn cable floating like a dead asp, only to see its exposed fangs crackle with camouflaged venom. Her scarlet lips prettily arched in a smirk.
"Kakashi-sempai," the jounin picked his silver spiked head and blinked at the ruby-eyed vixen knowing his slapdash posture was infuriating her judging by the kunoichi's twitching bent left knee. "Would you please knock out that glass pane?" She pointed around to the left side of the pole. "The broken tips are too dangerous to be left alone."
"Hai, hai…" Drawing a kunai from his thigh holster he proceeded to walk about the wooden stump and frame when his right foot dropped into the water with the buoyant wire in it. His screams could be heard as far as Takikagure, and Kakashi's accidental release of chakra purely a reactionary reflex from electrocution set off rolling blackouts for the next week.
OWARI