Authors Notes: Right this is Chapter two. Like I say I'm making this all up as I write it but bear with me and sorry for any OOCness. Some of the thing tie in with my other story (Beachlife!) but I wont make it too confusing. And also I love Danny Masterson and his hair you'll see haha!
So?
The following day Kelso rang Fez to apologise and made it up to him by buying him his favourite candy.
'Thankyou Kelso and I forgive you.' said Fez after receiving the candy.
'Thats ok little buddy anything for you. Right now have you got any ideas about what we could do?'
'Well, I had an idea but then I saw a whore in the candy shop and I totally forgot about my great idea.' replied Fez, 'How about you?' he asked.
'Damn it Fez, I too had a brillant idea until you mentioned the whore in the candy shop and it just flew right out of my head.' answered Kelso.
'It flew, you mean like a bird?'
'Yeh, it just got up and flew away. Now all I can think about is the hot girl in the candy shop.'
'Wait, how do you know she hot, you weren't even there?' Fez wondered.
'Did she have long blonde hair and long legs?' asked Kelso
'Yes...'
'When I went there to get you the candy I slept with her! Score!'
'You slept with the girl from the candy shop, Kelso you are my king.'
In the basement the rest of the gang where in their usual seats. Jackie was plomped on Hydes knee and Eric and Donna were sat side by side.
'Those two are taking there time coming up with a plan, I hope we don't regret letting them come up with an idea on what to do.' said Donna.
'I agree, I don't know how I get roped into these things.' Hyde replied angrily.
'I'm pretty sure its got something with that 95 pound mole you requently have stuck to your face, you should really have that seen to Hyde, its really bad for your rep.' said Eric laughing a little.
'Oh do shut up Eric, no matter what you say it didnt stop your girlfriend from checking out my boyfriends package last week. If anyone needs to check their rep its you.' Jackie added.
'Haha, what rep?' laughed Hyde ' And yeh Forman, your girlfriend checked me out, I think my reputation will fair just fine.'
'Oh we'll see, I still have a copy of last weeks paper, I wonder who'll be poplular at school next week with that, I'm pretty sure it wont be you.' warned Eric.
'Damn it Jackie, you said your dad had bought every last copy for you. It was your fault I made such a fool out of myself in the first place.'
'I'm sorry Steven, I must have missed a few. And dancing to ABBA for charity is a good thing dont listen to that silly twig.'
'Hey dont insult my boyfriend, you midget. And I wish you would quit bringing up the whole 'Donna checked out Stevens package' thing, I can hardly remember it.' lied Donna.
Soon they we're all having a full blown argument.
'Oh my god thats such a lie you lumberjack, you wish Eric was as big as my Steven...'
'I'm warning you Forman if anyone at school sees them pictures, you'll be wearing your arse as a hat...'
Eric singing 'You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, la la la la la...'
'So what if Hydes big Jackie, why would I want to touch that mass of curls he has for hair I mean ewwwwww!'
'QUIET!' yelled Hyde 'Im sorry but are you insulting the Fro?' asked Hyde pointing and touching his lushous curls.
'Yeh Donna, Hydes hair is not horrible, I'm a guy and even I'm impressed' said Eric.
'Donna, you can say what you want about me but Steven hair is not gross, do you know how hard it to get curls like this? Why would you be so mean?'
'I'm sorry that was a lie his hair is gorgeous and suprisingly soft, but I'm just sick of all this stuff about Hydes package, yes I did look and yes I was impressed, but it doesnt mean I have a thing for him and you keep using that against me.' Donna said defeated.
'OK, lets just forget everything. I mean theres not point in us falling out. Eric you get rid of the photos of Steven and me dancing and singing to ABBA...'
'Just for the record I wasnt singing!' interupted Hyde.
'Yes you were but anyway... And we'll promise to stop bringing up the whole Donna checking out Stevens package thing...group hug!' Jackie grabbed hold of Hyde and dragged him in for a hug with Donna and Eric.
That moment Kelso and Fez walked in.
'Whats going on? A group hug? What about the two most important memebers, Kelso and Fez?' yelled Kelso pointing to himself and Fez over an over, 'Remember us?'
'Sorry Micheal. It wont happen again, promise.'
'Well it doesnt matter now anyway cos me and Fez over here have come up with an idea on what we can do all together.'
'So what is it?' wonered Donna.
'Fez, you do the honours..'
'Oh yay! Well after a day of looking at whore and eating candy we decided that for the next two days we are going to spend the weekend...' Fez paused for dramatic effect,
'HERE!' Fez and Kelso said together.
'What? Thats not exciting like the mall. We here everyday. I thought you was mad at us for not going to the nice warm glorious beach last week and you want us to spend time together here? You are both dumber than I thought.' blurted out Jackie.
'Yeh but we are spending the whole weekend here together, eating, sleeping and well you know... everything!.' Kelso replied enthusiastically.
'Thats a great idea Kelso, I dont even have to pack or anything, I love you my friend!' Hyde said shaking Kelso hand, 'You too Fez.'
'Oh, I am so happy!' Fez said clapping his hands.
'We have got loads of stuff figured out on what we are going to do too. Right you girls better go get your thing.'
With that Jackie and Donna went nextdoor to get their stuff. Even though it wasnt what they expected, maybe spending the whole two days together would be good for the group I mean what could go wrong.
Right stick around for chapter three soon!.
