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Chapter One: The Boy Who Lived
The Boy who lived was very much alive. He had received a letter through his school, Smeltings, to go to France on a boxing competition. He was very excited.
He packed his large briefs into his trunk next to his boxing shoes and left the house slamming the door in his mother's face. This actually helped Petty as her nose broke and she got the excuse for plastic surgery which she had always wanted on two accounts. Firstly to look less like a horse. Secondly to have a longer nose to appear more 'nosey'.
Dudders set off down the drive and out passed the privet hedge rows. He had set out on a journey of enlightenment.
When he got to the end of the street he suddenly stopped causing Petunia who had followed him out to stumble backwards, catch her heel in a drain (which she had written and complained about to the council to have removed) and fell over and broke her leg. Now she was pleased about this as she got lots of sympathy from her neighbours who came to visit her so she could get the gossip from them without getting repetitive strain injury from twitching her net curtains.
Duddley had a good reason for stopping so suddenly, and he stepped over his mother and returned to the house to collect his trusty boxing gloves which he thought might be useful in the BOXING competition.
Dudders set off down the drive and out passed the privet hedge rows. He had set out on a journey of enlightenment.
AN – We hope you are enjoying this story. It is very different in many ways from our others. We took our reviewers advice and made the chapter much much longer. We are sorry about the delay but we had writers block.
Lots of 'action' coming up!
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