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Chapter Two: The Drill Company.
Vernon stepped out of his large, shiny, sparkling, blue, company car. He looked around realised he'd arrived at the wrong drill company, got back in his car and drove off to a different wrong one again got back in his car, then realised he was in the wrong car (This one was Red and not so shiny), went back in the stolen car to the first wrong drill company, got in the right (very blue and shiny) car and drove off to the right drill company. This took a few more tries! Before entering the right office he bought a doughnut at the corner shop and a Twix (AN Twix does not belong to us and is a registered to mars (the chocolate company – not the planet)). Stocked with his provisions for the day … before lunch, he made his way to the office (on the third floor, third turning on the right on the third try (AN: tricolon!)).
Vernon phoned Petunia to tell her about his day so far.
"hebo" Petunia said speaking on her MOBILE phone (as she was still lying on the pavement outside her house and down the road a bit where she had followed Dudley to)
"Well," Said a very confused and astounded Vernie, "I …"
AN Sorry about the CLIFFIE- we just had to do it.
Also sorry that we pulled a JKR on you, but the long break was justified – family problems again – ya know!
Just to clear up for a couple of you who didn't understand DUDLEY was the protagonist of the last chapter not Harry hence the letter from SMELTINGS. Don't worry all will be revealed soon!
Please R&R!