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Chapter 3: Kings Cross Station

Dudley was very please to be on his journey of enlightenment. So he was smiling. A bit manically. He walked and walked and walked, and came across nothing apart from a long row of privet hedges and a street sign saying PRIVET DRIVE. Then he walked and walked and walked past a lot of Drill Companies. A strange man was going in and out of each one. Dudders smiled more manically. And the man became so upset at the manicness that he walked into a column.

Eventually after a long, long walk Dude Dud came to Kings Cross Station. He looked at his ticket that had a slightly soggy corner from where he had attempted to eat it after becoming extremely hungry at the end of the road with all those hedges. It had, after all, been a very long walk. (AN – Dudley had walked a lot).

After translating his ticked from Arabic to Spanish and then into English (as he had booked it online and had printed it out in the wrong language) set off to platform 9 and 3/4s minus the 3/4s.

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