RAINBOW
"I think that's the last of them," Iida said. "Shouldn't we check on that girl you rescued earlier?"
Walking over mounds of decapitated robots, Izuku and Iida passed the zero-pointer and searched the rubble. The rocks floating in the air pointed them in the right direction.
"Almost… uurp… got it…" Ochako's stomach heaved as she pressed her hand against another rock. It wobbled in the air. She moaned in frustration as she eyed the final piece, a brick façade four stories tall that pinned her legs to the ground.
"Do you require assistance?" Izuku asked.
"Oh, thank god! Yes, please, let me just-"
Before Ochako could lighten the wall, Izuku flung it off her. Iida helped her up a little too fast for her stomach's comfort.
"Oh no," Ochako said as she turned a violent shade of green. A glittering, rainbow-colored torrent gushed out of her as she vomited on the ground.
"Do you require medical assistance?" Izuku asked.
"No, I'm fine, I-" More vomit cut her off.
"Most undignified!" Iida shouted. "Why are you vomiting in the middle of the exam, on U.A. grounds no less? It's disrespectful to all the other students here, and all those who came before us, not to mention to mention the teachers and whoever has to clean up after you!"
Ochako glared at him. "I can't help it, my Quirk-"
"Your Quirk is vomiting?" Iida asked, examining her closely as she heaved up yet more shimmering vomit. "That would explain the unique color."
"It's just a side effect-"
"Analysis complete," Izuku said. "Analysis suggests that you either have Quirk-induced nausea, or cancer." Saw blades and scalpels sprang up at the end of Izuku's hands. "Commencing recommended cancer treatment."
Ochako swallowed her next batch of vomit as the blades approached her. "I'm fine, see? Please get those away from me."
The blades retracted into Izuku's hands. "Symptoms have stopped. Treatment successful. Please see a medical professional if remission occurs."
"Uh… sure? So, what was this about more robots I heard about? I haven't seen any."
Iida proudly stuck out his chest. "My diligent friend and I have already cleared them out!"
"Really?" Ochako asked, pointing behind them. "What about those?"
Schwarzenegger look-alikes sporting leather jackets and sunglasses stomped their way through the rubble, shouting one-liners like "Come with me if you want to live" and "I'll be back" in thick Austrian accents. Several had their faces torn away to reveal chrome skulls and glowing red eyes.
Izuku aimed his arm cannon and stopped. "Power running low. Switching to battery-saving mode."
Izuku walked up to a terminator, grabbed its head, and bit clean through its face. Oil gushed down Izuku's chin as he chewed and swallowed the scrap metal. As the robot staggered back, it shouted, "It's not a toomah!"
Ochako took one look at the mauled face of the bitten terminator and threw up again.