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Chapter 4, Goldie Locks and the Three Bears
Starfire let out a heavy sigh, "So what earth story is it you wish for us to carry out next?"
"Hmm..." Raven thought for a moment. "Oh, perfect," she said, obviously she'd thought one up. "Have fun."
"I'm jumping for joy," Terra rolled her eyes. A moment later though, she had jammed them shut from the bright, blinding light that followed.
Robin brought his arm up to shield his eyes. Okay, if none of them were blind after this, he'd be surprised.
Beast Boy blinked a few times along with Cyborg and Starfire.
Cyborg looked down a few minutes later, he felt a little- hairy- again. "Aw c'mon! I'm sick of being hairy!" He whined, finding himself covered in brown fur.
Starfire looked down at her self. "Um, why is it I am covered in this hair?" she asked.
Robin looked down on his friends. Wait… down? He was usually the one looking up. HE GREW! Why did he feel so small then? He looked down at himself. DRAT! He let out a shrill angry whistle. He was a bird, sitting on a branch of a tree. "Clever Raven, real clever." He wasn't just any bird, but a red robin. And a small one at that. He knew he was short, did Raven really have to remind him?
"AHH!" Terra let out a short, frustrated yell. "WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE IN THE DRESS?" she wailed. There were many reasons to hate it. One: It was a dress. Two: It was pink. And three: It had LACE! Her hair was curly. "And why does it look like I just got a perm?"
Beast Boy pointed at Robin with his paw and was ready to laugh- wait a minute, paw? Beast Boy looked down to see himself bear formed. "An Animal... AGAIN! How come I am always an animal?"
"That's kinda a stupid question BB, which now stands for Baby Bear." Cyborg laughed.Cy then looked over at Terra and laughed then looked over at Robin, "Ah, the temptation is too strong," he started humming the rockin robin song.
Robin flew down from the branch and perched himself on a rock. "Shut up." He turned to Terra. "You know, you've just given the nickname 'Goldie Locks' a whole new meaning," he laughed.
"Can it, bird boy!" Terra snapped.
Beast Boy snickered at Terra then looked around at the others. "Take it we are doing the three bears one?"
"You get the point?" Cyborg rolled his eyes.
"Please, I fear I know not of this earth story either!" Starfire said.
Robin sighed and quickly told Starfire the story of Goldilocks and the three bears. "It's a short story about a nosy little girl named Goldilocks who goes into the three bears' house and eats there porridge, breaks their chair, and sleeps in their beds because she's tired, they come home from their walk, and find her, then she runs away and never comes back."
"Talk about a summary," Terra laughed a little at the very short version of the story.
"Can we just get this started?" Cyborg moaned.
"I don't see why not, it's not like I get to do anything anyways," Robin reminded, still sitting on the rock.
"Fine, where's the house?" Terra asked. Though she turned around just in time to see it pop up. "How… convenient."
"This is one weird book," Robin added.
"It's Ravens book, of course it's weird," Beast Boy laughed.
"Think it wise to make fun of the person holding us in here?" Cyborg asked.
Beast Boy thought about it for a minute then nodded his head no. "Good point."
"Please, let us start this story so we may perhaps leave!" Starfire said.
A stick from the ground was suddenly surrounded in a black aura as it lifted itself up and whapped Beast Boy over the head before dropping itself back on the ground at his feet.
Terra coughed out the laugh she had obviously tried to stifle.
"Would you just go? Please?" Robin asked Terra.
"Fine, fine, I'm going," Terra sighed in an annoyed way and headed into the small cottage. Well... this should be fun.
"OW!" Beast Boy yelped at Raven, rubbing his sore head.
"Hey that looked like fun," Cyborg mused before whapping Beast Boy over the head.
"OW!" Beast Boy yelped again. "What was that for? At least Raven had a reason."
"Don't back talk your papa," Cyborg laughed then whapped BB again.
"Dude!"
"Friends!" Starfire snapped.
Robin merely sat on the rock, twittering like mad in an annoyed tone that would quickly get on anyone's nerves. He was yelling at Beast Boy and Cyborg in bird lingo. He didn't want to be stuck here anymore. "You know what? I'm going to go check on Terra, that way we'll know when she's done with her part of the story." With that he flew off into the house. Okay, so half the reason he left was because he didn't want to listen to Beast Boy and Cyborg fight. He came in and perched himself on the window.
Terra looked over, sighing. "Did they scare you off? Or are you here to baby sit me?" she asked the robin.
"Both," he said quite simply.
"Do I have to eat the porridge?" Terra asked looking down at the food. "It's never been my favorite."
"Just eat it so we can get this over with."
Starfire sighed then tapped her foot on the ground annoyed. Her fur was a reddish brown, and her eyes still that vibrant green. "How long must we wait?"
"Dunno, as long as it takes Blondie to get her role over," Cyborg sighed.
Beast Boy looked around, bored before humming the jeopardy theme song.
"Don't." Cyborg warned, though B kept on just to be annoying.
"Fine," Terra sighed, walking closer to the table. She took a bite of one of the porridges, the one held in the biggest bowl. "Ow! This one's too hot." It really had been rather hot, burnt her tongue. She moved to the next bowl, medium sized. "Oh my, what a surprise. Too cold." She attempted to lift the spoon out of the bowl, but the whole porridge came with it, a block of frozen porridge. She moved to the smallest bowl and took a spoonful of it. "And this one-" she paused as she swallowed, her expression changing to a sickened one. "-tastes like plastic."
"Terra," Robin whined, stretching her name out. The blonde looked down and saw the rest of it had 'magically' disappeared.
"Thank God I don't have to eat it," she mumbled.
"Are you done yet!" Cyborg yelled from outside.
"I'm bored!" Beast Boy wailed after him.
"NO!" Robin yelled back to Cyborg from the house.
Terra walked into the living room now and moved to the chairs. She sat in the biggest chair. "Why, this chair is too big!" she exclaimed in mock surprise. Moving to the next chair she seated herself in that one as well. "And this one is too." Looking at the last chair, she stood up and walked over, sitting down. "And this one's perfect!" Just then, the chair snapped though, breaking into pieces. "AH!" she yelped as she hit the ground. She had forgotten about that part. "Oh yeah, that boosts my self confidence," she grumbled.
"What now?" Robin asked.
"Now I'm really tired and need to lie down, blah, blah, blah," Terra started her walk up the stairs and to the bedroom where there were three beds. One large, one medium, and one small. Robin followed her up, flying up the stairs. He perched himself on top of the open bedroom door.
Cyborg and Beast Boy both sighed, frustrated.
"Are we not supposed to be doing the walking?" Starfire asked.
"Girl, that would mean working more then I have to," Cyborg smirked.
"Oh... umm... okay..." Starfire shrugged.
Terra went over to the first, largest bed and jumped on. "Ouch!" she stretched the word out, jumping up rather fast. "Okay, so that bed's a little hard," she complained rubbing her back. The medium sized bed was next and she sat down on it first, carefully this time. Though, she merely sunk into it. "Too soft. Do you think Raven's slightly exaggerating?" she asked Robin.
"Just a little," Robin said, slightly sarcastically.
Terra made it to the last bed and jumped on. "Ha, perfect," she announced as it bounced up and down a couple times before settling. "Hey… this is actually pretty comfy."
"I'm gonna go tell the others now," Robin said and flew off, down the stairs and out of the house. He landed back on the rock. "She's finished. You guys can go in and do your thing now," he informed.
"Yay, see me jump for all the merry joy that is building inside." Cyborg said dully as he started walking into the little house hunched over.
"Woopie," Beast Boy added in his own dull voice.
Starfire followed them, though she was almost skipping.
Cyborg pushed the door open with one door and looked over the little room- walking over to the little table first. "Oh mercy me, someone has eaten my nasty food," He said then yawned.
"Yes, I believe this goldilocks has eaten mine as well!" Starfire chirped.
"Star, we aren't supposed to know who did it," BB whispered before taking his turn.
"Oh," Starfire blushed.
"Oh lookie! All my food is gone! Good too- now can I just skip to dessert?"
"Next," Cyborg said after rolling his eyes at Beast Boy.
Terra yawned still sitting on the smaller bed. She was getting kinda tired. Tired of this whole story thing. Leaned back on the pillow, she rolled over on the bed, staring at the wall. Oh how interesting. How much longer would the others be? Hopefully not too long. She wanted to move to the next story and get out of this dress. And the perm didn't exactly do her justice either.
Robin now swooped off the back of one of the dining room chairs and flew into the living room, sitting on a coffee table, waiting for the others.
Cyborg looked over at the chairs. "Call me Sherlock Holmes, because I think someone sat in my chair! Even though there is no trace! Wow, picture that!" Cyborg's tone held mock amazement.
"Yes, and some person whose name I do not know but may possibly be this Goldie and locks has also been doing the sitting in my seat!" Starfire exclaimed, making Cyborg smack his forehead.
"Oh no! Some has sat in my chair! And broke it!... whoa dude! Now I can't be sat in it when I'm being bad! THANK YOU RANDOM BLONDE PERSON!" Beast Boy cheered.
"Can we just move along?" Robin more of said then asked. He wanted to get out of here too. He lifted his wings and took off, flying up the stairs again. He landed on the railing of the upstairs landing, waiting for his three friends to follow.
Terra fell back limply on the bed. She thought she heard them talking downstairs. Well, she knew she heard Beast Boy's yell.
"Oh yes! We must now move onto the bed room for some reason we don't know!" Cyborg yelled then walked up the stairs and into the bed room. "Oh wow! My detective skills are something worth while because I know someone has been sleeping in my bed before I even looked at it!" Cyborg rolled his eyes.
"Yes! This person who in the bed away from mine may have been resting in my bed as well!" Starfire yelped.
The three Titans walked over to where Terra was 'sleeping'.
"Aww look Robin! Terra's in Beast Boy's bed-" Cyborg started. Beast Boy didn't like where this was going so far. "Looks like we're gonna have those little blonde changelings sooner then I thought!" Cyborg busted into laughter.
"Cyborg!" Beast Boy snapped before smacking himself on the forehead and dragging his hand down.
Terra bolted up faster then she'd ever sat up before. "WHAT?" she screamed, the word slightly stretched out. "AH!" she fell off the bed in her outburst, though jumped up onto her feet just as fast. "Boy, you better hope I'm hearing things, you did not just say what I think you said! …Did you?" she fumed. Her face was red with either rage, or embarrassment, she couldn't even tell.
Robin though found it funny, falling off the back of the chair in his laughter. One wing was on his stomach area while the other was on his head, cracking up the most you could when you were in a bird's body.
Starfire had one hand wrapped over her waist and that supported her hand that was rubbing her forehead.
"Hey, you're the one sleeping in your boy friends bed. That don't sound right," Cyborg laughed.
"Can you just stop teasing about stupid things? Just this once?" Beast boy moaned.
"Let me try-" Cyborg stopped laughing for a minute before putting in. "Hmm, wonder if you'll have a boy or girl- NOPE! Can't stop teasing," Cyborg laughed.
Beast Boy gave him a flattened glare.
The color drained from Terra's face on that last line. "Would you STOP TALKING LIKE THAT?" she screamed. "You're the one making it sound wrong!" She could sweat her face was even redder now, her fists clenched. "I am NOT having- we didn't-" either way she went, her words sounded wrong and weird.
"This is so wrong," Beast Boy was now also rubbing his forehead the best he could with a paw.
Cyborg laughed a little more, "Alright- I'll stop," he laughed. "C'mon B, say your line so Goldie locks here can go running while screaming her head off," Cyborg yawned.
Beast Boy muttered under his breath before looking at Terra. "Oh look, someone has slept in my bed... and she is still here- DONT SAY A WORD CYBORG!"
"Too late!" Cyborg laughed, almost falling over. "Maybe I should keep a better eye on you two," he almost fell over laughing again.
"Who knew children's stories could sound so bad…" Terra muttered through clenched teeth.
Robin was nearing laughter again, though trying not to. He figured Beast Boy and Terra had been through enough. But the temptation was too strong! "Who knew they could make you look so bad!" Robin added.
Terra glared over at him, scowling. If he was full size, she would have tackled him. If Cyborg said one more thing… she would more then likely be taking him to the ground. Or attempting.
"Are we done?" Beast Boy moaned.
"No, Goldie locks has to go running, never to be seen again! FINALLY! MUAHAHA!" Cyborg yelled out.
Terra glared, arms glued to her sides and fists clenched. She didn't run out of the room. More like stormed out.
"I can't hear you screaming!" Robin called after her.
"Ahhh…" Terra said flatly, clearly annoyed with the two boys.
"umm... merry runnings and screamings!" Starfire yelled after Terra.
"Star..." Cyborg slapped his forehead.
"NOW are we done?" Beast Boy whined.
"Yeah, can we go home now?" Terra burst back into the room right after she'd slammed the door and heard Beast Boy.
"You can't come just yet," Raven's voice told them.
Robin and Terra both groaned.
"Why oh mighty dark master?" Beast Boy moaned.
"You're all still fighting, you're clearly annoyed with each other." Raven's voice sounded tired, as though even from here, away from them, she was exasperated with their behavior.
"I thought we did a lot better this time," Robin announced.
"Terra was ready to beat the pulp out of you and Cyborg," Raven informed.
Robin glanced at Terra. "Well, that's her deal, keep her here, let us come home!"
"It was your fault!" Terra snapped at the same time Raven reminded.
"I blame Robin and Cyborg! Keep them here! Punish them!" Beast Boy pointed to the sky.
Cyborg whapped Beast Boy over the head. "Bad boy! You're grounded."
Raven sighed. "You see? You guys are willing to leave each other behind you're so annoyed with each other! And stop hitting him!" she demanded. "I can't take only one or two of you out of here. If I did, you all would be free. If I could, Starfire would've been back here long ago. So, if one of you want out, you all have to behave. You all want out, so ACT LIKE IT!"
Starfire sighed; she was going to be here for weeks then.
Tianimalz: Gah, short chapter! sorry, only 7 pages. Greaser and I are trying to get these request writtin out xD next one might take a little while to get out, seeing how it will probably be longer then our past chapters on this fic. So please be patient with us! You have all been great!
Fred has been very happy for being pushed so much, but he says he can never get enough of it so- READ AND REVIEW! please?