A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
(Inky's POV) I was asleep… and then Pinky (My identical Siamese twin) woke me up. So I wasn't asleep anymore.
"Inky!" She said, "They took him!
"Who him?"
"Him, him!"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, him him! I got it… Who are 'they'?"
After Pinky told me 'they' were ThunderClan, we rushed off to go rescue him. After our parents had moved away with their Housefolk, he had cared for us. That was nice of him.
We charged into ThunderClan's camp.
Inky: Everybody freeze! We are takeing over the ship!"
Pinky: Cough cough Stop quoting movies!
Inky: Sorry! Sorry! Um… Can we have Fluffums back?
Firestar, Sandstorm, and Cinderpelt: blank looks
Inky: Can. We. Have. Fluffums. Back?
Firestar: Who's Fluffums?
Pinky: Oh there he is! Run to Graystripe
Inky: Fluffums Fluffums Fluffums Fluffums! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Dustpelt: You're FLUFFUMS! Falls over laughing
Graystripe/Fluffums: So? You're name is Dustpelt.
Dustpelt: What's wrong with Dustpelt?
Graystripe/Fluffums: Duh… It's all Dusty!
Dustpelt: Who are you calling Dusty!
Graystripe/ Fluffums: I was under the impression I was calling Dustpelt Dusty.
Dustpelt: Um… yea, you are.
Graystripe: So what's the problem?
Dustpelt: Um… nothing?
Graystripe/Fluffums: good. Can we talk about biting off our thumbs again?
Firestar: Sure!
A brief period of Shakespearean speak.
Firestar: Anyway, you can't have him back, Graystripe's our deputy!
Inky: WHAT!
Yea, really boring. I know. Next chapter is better, I promise! Major deaths!