An untimely death
(Firestar's POV)
So, there we were. Laughing about Graystripe's name (ha ha ho ho he he hi hi hu hu hy hy!), When someone jumped onto my head.
(Brackenfur's POV)
After Inky and Pinky jumped onto Firestar's head, he was all, like, "Who are you? Who am I? What is the meaning of life?"
And we were all like, "Um… in order, we're you're clan mates, you're a cat that just lost his memory, and the meaning of life is chocolate."
And he was all like, "What's a clan? What's chocolate?"
And then he ran off with a kittypet and we didn't have a leader.
Or did we?
Inky: This is great! Now Fluffums can be your leader!
Mousefur: um… no he can't, he's a kittypet!
Pinky: But you just said he was your deputy!
Longtail: She's got a point there. The deputy always succeeds the leader!
Mousefur: That makes no sense. Just because Graystripe was deputy doesn't mean Fluffums is! Besides, (Insert Psychological speaks here)!
Longtail: So you're saying Fluffums SHOULD be our leader!
Mousefur: NO! I'm saying exactly the opposite!
Longtail: Three cheers for our next leader, Fluffums!
Mousefur: NO one listens to me!
Longtail: What was that? I wasn't listening.
Cinderpelt: We have to take him to The Moonpool!
Longtail: Yay!
Later that day…
Fluffumsstar: we're back! And I choose Birchkit to be my deputy!
Birchkit! Yay!
Ferncloud: NO! You can't have my baby! He's not even apprenticed yet!
Fluffumstar: So? I like lil' ol' Birchy over there!
Birchy: Yay!
Mousefur: Kitty Clan is coming… I think they're going to attack!
Fluffumstar: How do you know?
Mousefur: well, I've never told anyone… BUT I'M SCYCIC MWAHAHA!
Fluffumstar: cool. Look, here come my chums from KittyClan! Hi people! Guess what! I'm a leader now!
(Assorted gasps of surprise!)