You Know You're Obsessed With Inuyasha When...
Aniu Hanyou: Yes, I should be working on other fics, but this just came to me suddenly, and I had to write this. Ne?
Demon: ...Don't you have an important assignment due in, oh about 14 hours, that you haven't started yet?
Aniu Hanyou: shrugs Don't care.
Demon: OO Since when did you stop caring about school?
Aniu Hanyou: Since I started writing fanfiction. Okay, enough chat, I don't own Inuyasha, blah, blah, blah, and enjoy the story!
You Know You're Obsessed With InuYasha When...
...You fall to the ground whenever someone says "sit" or "osuwari"
...You see the neighbor's new white dog being followed by an annoying toad
...You make a rosary for yourself
...Your rosary glows when someone says "sit" or "osuwari"
...You fall down when this happens
...You have to switch to a new computer hard drive because you overloaded the old one with IY stuff
...You can go a month without using the same IY computer background twice
...Two months
...A whole year
...You've memorized the Japanese lyrics and English translations of all the opening/ending/movie songs
...You are known school-wide as the 'Inuyasha Girl' (AN: This is me.)
...You can speak fluent Japanese
...You can write Kanji, Katakana, Hiragana, and even Romaji.
...You know what those words mean
...No one dares outbid you for Inuyasha stuff on Ebay
...You use forks to preform the Iron Reaver Soul Stealer on your little brother
...It works
...You ask around school for a knife so you can show your best friend the Blades of Blood (Hijin Ketsusou)
...You get a referal to the consellor for preforming Blades of Blood in the hallway
...You are an expert archer
...Inuyasha fans from all over the world gather to see your room as the greatest example of an Inuyasha Shrine
...You like to draw pictures of Inuyasha as a girl on your spare time
...You think of deep philisophical questions like "If Miroku was a girl, would he still be a pervert?"
...Your Humanities teacher asks you for advice on the upcoming Japanese unit
...You sign up for World History for the sole purpose of learning about the Sengoku Jidai
...When you hear that someone is possessed by a demon, you take up your trusty sword to go and slay it
...That someone you heard to be possessed is you
...On Halloween, you go for five houses as Inuyasha, five houses as Kagome, five houses as Sango, etc., until you get down to Kirara, Hotchi, Myoga...
...You keep going
...You beat up your friend for mistaking Kikyo for Kagome
...When you apologise to your mother, you get down and bow
...You illegally burned a CD of all the Inuyasha songs because your parents don't want you wasting your money on the OSTs
...You dumped all your friends, except the 'Inuyasha' ones
...You just know that when Inuyasha said "I didn't mean get naked!" he really did mean it
...You go swimming in a lake and keep looking behind you to see if Miroku's looking...
...You look at this list and think 'check, check, check'
...Your boyfriend gets you arrows for Valentine's Day